amaotonovel Chapter 2856: The Battle of the Brick People!
Chapter 2856: The Battle of the Brick People!
Chapter 2856: The Battle of the Brick People! (Ten)
Although he felt a little awkward, Batman walked up and waved, saying, "Hi."
The main universe's Batman withdrew his gaze and continued to fiddle with the roller coaster's dispatching system. Deadpool walked up to Batman, shook his hand, and said, "I've heard a lot about you, Batman. How are you doing lately? Are you still entangled with that criminal named Joker?"
"Oh, him." Batman curled his lips deliberately and said, "He is a piece of cake for me. In fact, I always feel that Gordon is making a fuss. It's like every time that green-haired madman appears, I have to go. In fact, he is not worth mentioning at all. It's enough to send two small policemen. Batman has more important things to do."
"What do you mean?" Deadpool asked curiously.
"Of course... Well, I work with the Justice League to make some battle plans. You know, I have two very powerful teammates. In fact, there are more than two. In addition to Superman and Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and Flash are also my good partners. I am the core and the most important person in the entire league. They are all waiting for me to make a decision..."
"Really?" Deadpool acted very happy. He said, "I also have a good friend. His name is Spider-Man. It sounds a bit weird, right? It's hard to imagine that a person was bitten by a spider and then he became Spider-Man, but he didn't have eight legs or so many scary eyes. He was a very lively and reliable little cutie. Oh, God, I once discussed with him whether he could let me join his team, but he refused me. I feel really sad..."
"What? You mean your best friend formed a team but didn't include you?! Oh my God, how could he hurt your heart like this?!" Batman was surprised. He said, "Superman and Wonder Woman would never do that. They would ask for my opinion on everything. I said, I am the core of the team. The core means that the whole team is built around me..."
Deadpool looked a little dejected. He said, "Well, I think I should persuade Spider-Man more. Not every Spider-Man has to stay with his counterpart. It's not surprising to have an exception occasionally. I think the two of us can form a team, although I think the same thing about the others."
Batman showed a smug smile. He suddenly rushed to Deadpool's side, hugged him, and said, "How about this, I'll make a remote video call to my friends and I can introduce them to you. They are all excellent superheroes. If you pass their assessment, you may have a chance to join this team."
"Really?" Deadpool smiled smugly behind Batman and said, "Can I really join the Justice League?"
"If you pass the test, yes."
"I mean, can you decide who joins this organization?" Deadpool used provocation, he said: "If it is true as you said, this team is built around you, then you must have the right to make exceptions for promotions, right?"
"Well, yes, of course, I do, but you still have to meet them first, because the leader of a team must adopt the opinions of the team members. If they disagree, I will be very distressed."
“But you can ignore their opinions.”
"this is not good."
"But you can."
"Yes, I can."
"Then what are you waiting for?" Deadpool reached out and pressed the button of the communicator on Batman's arm. Batman immediately raised his hand and shook off his arm, turned around and covered his arm and said, "Hey, don't touch this, this is my equipment."
"Okay, okay, you're too stingy." Deadpool waved his hand and said.
Batman turned on the communicator and a holographic screen popped up. Superman's face appeared on the screen, but his face was glowing and powerful music was coming from the microphone.
"Hey, wait." Batman narrowed his eyes and said, "Superman, what are you doing?"
Superman seemed a little surprised. He immediately stretched out a hand to the side, and the light disappeared. Then he smiled and said, "No, nothing, Batman. The light in our house is broken. I'm trying to fix it. Look, it can change eight colors in one second..."
Batman was skeptical. Just as he was about to nod, a red figure rushed across the screen and stopped behind Superman. There was still popcorn crumbs on his mouth. He hugged Superman and said, "Hey, Superman, what's wrong? It's your turn to dance..."
Batman narrowed his eyes again.
"Well, he came to give me a light bulb." Superman spread his hands and smiled, "After all, he helped me. There was a little popcorn left in the refrigerator, so I gave it all to him. You know, I'm a very generous person."
Batman tilted his head slightly, turned his eyes to the side and looked at him, then said: "Okay, I don't want to discuss this with you now, I..."
Om-! ! !
"Oh, my God! Why is the speaker blowing up again?!" Wonder Woman's voice came from behind Superman. She shouted at the top of her voice: "Hal! Go and fix the speaker. It's giving me a headache!"
"Superman, Superman, where are you? The dice game is ready, do you want to come? Oh, I forgot, it's your turn to dance, go ahead." It was another familiar voice.
Someone kept calling Superman in the background, and Superman had no choice but to turn around and respond twice, but as soon as he turned around, his arm deflected a little, and then the camera took a panoramic view of the room.
Batman gasped in disbelief.
That is...that is...
"Is that a party?" Deadpool came up behind Batman, looked at the scene in the room and said, "The Justice League is having a party?"
"No!" Batman almost screamed, he said: "No! No no no!!! They can't be! They can't be having a party! How can the Justice League have a party without me??!!"
Everyone else in the room also saw the holographic projection on Clark's arm, but perhaps due to network problems, Batman's image was a little stuck, and they thought it had been disconnected.
Wonder Woman walked up, put her arm on Superman's shoulder and said, "I've told you so many times, don't call him, he won't come, he wants to play a little game of chase with those crazy people in his city. It's really a letdown to reject us with such a high-sounding reason and then lecture us."
Batman's expression froze. He said in disbelief, "What did Diana say? She said I was a spoilsport?!"
Hal also came over, patted Superman on the back and said, "Although I don't know why he has to stay in Gotham 24 hours a day to regulate traffic, but since he is willing to do so, let's not interfere. Forcing someone to do something is not good."
Others came up to comfort Superman, and even Flash sighed and said, "Until he didn't come for the last time, you kept calling him, but he wouldn't come. He doesn't have his own life and would rather be a tool to maintain order. Sooner or later you will have to accept this, Superman."
"You're the only one who hasn't accepted it." Martian Manhunter shook his head and said, "This isn't your fault. Look, his phone call has turned the originally good party atmosphere into this. You'd better hang up."
"No one wants you to get hurt." Wonder Woman lowered her voice and said, "He lives the life he likes, and we live ours. What's wrong with that? Hang up, and let's move on... Does anyone want to be king?!"
"Me! Of course I'll throw the dice first! You're dead!"
"Come on, your hands are so dirty that I can't bear to look at them. Let me do it. Who wants to be on the same team with me?!"
"Me, me, me! I believe in your luck!"
With a click, the call was disconnected.
Batman's eyes were filled with tears.
His lips kept trembling and tears were almost falling. In an instant, he turned into a weeping bat head.
"They...how could they do this..." Batman said in a trembling voice, "They held a party without me, how could they do this...I am the core of the Justice League...I am the coolest at the party..."
When he looked up, he saw the slightly envious look of the main universe Batman.
The main universe Batman sighed slightly and turned back to fiddling with the machine. However, the local Batman seemed to be stimulated by something. He raised his voice and said, "What's that look in your eyes? Is it sympathy? ! ! I don't need your sympathy!!!"
"Could it be... Could it be... Would the Justice League in your universe invite you to every party?! Would they still invite you even if you refused ten thousand times?!"
"I'm sorry, yes." The tone of the main universe Batman was full of helplessness, "I refused more than ten thousand times, but a Kryptonian rescue dog even flew into my bedroom and carried my bed to the party."
"What?!" Tears welled up in Batman's eyes again.
"So I envy your companions." Batman turned around and fiddled with the machine while saying, "They are very sensible and independent. They can entertain themselves like normal people and don't bother you. They even play dice games by themselves instead of pulling you out of bed early in the morning and asking you to decide who is the king for them."
Batman was stunned. He looked at the main universe Batman with a longing look and said, "Really? Have they ever treated you like this?! Even the selection of players for the mini-games at the party has to be decided by you?"
The main universe Batman paused, sighed softly, and said hesitantly, "Has Superman ever asked you about his choice of clothing style when he goes on a date?"
Batman was completely frozen in place, and his entire body turned into a gray-white stone statue. Deadpool shattered him with just a slight touch.
Fortunately, he was a building block man and he quickly put himself together. At this time, the Batman of the main universe had already stood up and was about to leave. He grabbed the other's long cape and asked viciously with gritted teeth.
"You mean, the superhero of your universe even asked you to help him decide what to wear on a date?!"
The Batman of the main universe pursed his lips. He thought that the crying tone he heard in the other party's voice must be an illusion.
He also grabbed his cape and pulled it back, but the other party refused to let go. The main universe Batman had to say: "Do you really think this is a good thing? He is an adult, not a baby. He doesn't need me to put a pacifier in his mouth, but he always tries to do so."
Batman's eyes flashed with the image of Superman's baby. After a while, he wiped his saliva, rushed to the side of the main universe Batman, put his arm around his shoulders and said, "Hey, buddy, we are the same person, so..."
The main universe Batman gracefully extended his hand to stop him from saying the second half of his sentence, and then said, "First of all, just because we look the same, have the same name, the same code name, and wear the same costume, it doesn't mean we are the same person."
"Uh...but we're a lot alike, right?"
"You're the only one who thinks so."
"But at least in the eyes of others, we are the same person from different universes..." Batman roared, "Don't refute me!!! Tell me the secret of how you made Superman so close to you!! Otherwise, don't even think about carrying out your plan!!"