amaotonovel Chapter 2853: The Battle of the Brick People! (7)
Chapter 2853: The Battle of the Brick People! (7)
Chapter 2853: The Battle of the Brick People! (VII)
If it is said that the Batman of the main universe and his own Robins have never had any tender moments, it must be the biggest misunderstanding of their malice.
In fact, the Bat Family in the main universe has had many good times, and each of them has had a warm and affectionate time with Batman.
Batman once carried the injured Dick back to the Batmobile, and stayed by his bedside as the moonlight filled the room. When Jason came home late, he sat on the sofa and waited for the tall figure to come in. The two of them each did their own things quietly in the dark. He once discussed a report with Tim in the Wayne Group's office until he fell asleep on the table a little sleepily, and sat by and watched quietly as Damian sorted out his equipment.
Of course, there are also Barbara, Duke and Cassandra. Although the main universe Batman did not have much interaction with them at this time, they were never tense or confrontational when they interacted with each other in private.
No one can be aggressive at every moment in life. As long as one is human, he or she will always feel tired and need quiet relief.
Batman always appears exceptionally silent at moments like this, but he is neither fierce nor cold. He accepts the bustling world around him, and the world also accepts his silence.
If Batman is compared to a long winter, then when he runs headfirst into the warm spring, although there are words like "chilly in spring" to remind travelers that these days will not be easy, spring always brings hope to people.
But the only thing that is, or should be said, always unacceptable is overly intimate physical contact and some less mature ways of expressing emotions.
The way he and the children express their emotions to each other is always very mature and restrained. Batman thinks that it is because these children are too precocious. Since they are not flowers that grow carefully under the care of their parents, and he is not the bright sun, there is no need to ask them to open up to a high wall.
But sometimes, when Batman saw Superman and Diana were able to exchange lively jokes with them, and even put their arms around their shoulders and pat them on the back, it was difficult for him to tell what he was thinking at that time.
The only thing Batman wasn't jealous of Bruce about this was because he could see that the kids' feelings for this bastard teenager were not admiration, but more like they had suddenly found a like-minded playmate. The kids never regarded Bruce as their elder.
Batman still always thinks of himself as the elder of the Robins. He feels that he needs some authority of an elder, but he also occasionally wonders how to express the closeness of an elder.
He had seriously imagined how shocked each of the Robins would be when he took the initiative to get close to them. The scene was too real, it almost appeared in front of Batman's eyes, so there was no need to try it in reality.
But he never imagined how he should react if the Robins approached him.
This is the disadvantage of not thinking more. Batman felt regretful before he even jumped one meter, but unfortunately, inertia is the greatest force in the world, both physically and emotionally.
Batman stopped and pulled up his cloak. He really didn't want to show such an obvious self-protection attitude in front of a psychiatrist, but all this was his instinctive reaction.
He stood there in shock at first, because Robin's behavior was beyond his previous understanding, but the shock program disappeared in less than 0.1 second, because this was not his Robin, so he could do anything.
Batman realizes that he is now faced with a horrible situation - a child hugs him, tells him that he loves him the most, thanks him, and then he runs away.
Please, Batman now almost clasped his hands together in his cloak, and he wanted to pray to God, please, please, please don't cry.
When Batman dodged, Robin's expression was shocked, because he really didn't expect Batman to dodge. It was just a hug of thanks.
He and Bruce often did this, even when they parted at the company gate. Bruce would often drive him to a certain place, and when he got off the car, he would give Bruce a big hug and tell him that he would always be his favorite dad.
This is very important because he is almost the only one in the Bat Family with two dads. Bruce occasionally gets jealous because of this, and Tim has to always emphasize to him that he is the one he loves the most. This has almost become his mantra.
Bruce would hug him tightly with a happy expression, touch his head, pat his back, then stand in front of the car door and stare at his back until he completely disappeared.
So when he threw himself on the chair and realized that he had missed, the embarrassment and grievance made him almost cry.
Yes, this wasn't the Batman of his universe, but couldn't he be a little more polite? Even a calm joke to emphasize the point would be fine, how could he just avoid it?
As expected, Batman saw a tearful Robin head.
Unfortunately, the cylindrical head of the Lego man is too good at making expressions. If it were placed on a real person's face, it would probably just flash some tears, which would be difficult to notice. However, if it were placed in a cartoon expression, it would really look like tears in the eyes.
Batman began to frantically signal Schiller with his eyes. As a psychiatrist, he should speak up. He had the responsibility to speak up. For the sake of the consultation fee, he had to speak up.
Schiller counting his Lego banknotes.
In reality, it would take a long time to count a box of money, but the number of small building blocks that can be put in a box is limited. After counting them, Schiller felt that if they were gold bars, it would be interesting, but if they were banknotes, they were too few and would seem shabby even as a collectible.
When he put the money down, he made an expression as if he was in a trance, as if he had just realized this unreasonable farce.
But unfortunately, he was not Dr. Schiller. He could not say anything polite to give both of them a way out. The pitiful reward he received also prevented him from having the initiative to restore the atmosphere to normal in just a few seconds.
So he supported his head with his hands, with an expression as if he was watching a good show.
The two were in a stalemate for about a second, and Schiller knew that there was no solution to this game.
He had no choice but to point his finger at the lower part of his cylindrical head towards Batman, meaning "Trivia, you have a long mouth."
The previous Batman would basically not consider this possibility, because this is not something that can be solved by explanation. When it comes to comfort, the few words he squeezed out are obviously unable to meet the requirements of this enthusiastic child. The food he ate was too sweet, and even if he drank a cup of coffee with sugar, it would still be bitter.
But for some reason, Batman seemed to find it easier to open his mouth today. He sighed and said, "Sorry, Tim, I'm not used to hugs."
Too pale, too weak, Batman said to himself, this can't even fool Tim in his own universe, let alone this child who grew up in a honey pot.
But unexpectedly, Tim took his hand back. He wiped his eyes and said, "I see. I thought you hated me. I just thought about it carefully and it seems that I didn't do anything to dislike you. So do you rarely hug others?"
Batman cannot answer this question. As a playboy, how can his life be without hugs? He can attract bees and butterflies because he knows that there is no sincerity in them and they are as cold as red wine glasses clinking together.
But he couldn't hug his child with the same attitude, because the person hugging him must be a stove full of love and boiling hot honey soup.
"Oh my god, it seems that you rarely hug people." Robin seemed to see what Batman was thinking, and he said in surprise: "You haven't even hugged Clark???"
"Why Clark?" Batman was stunned by his question.
"Because Superman is your friend, enemy, and comrade at the same time..."
"Stop." Batman interrupted him and said, "That doesn't mean I'm going to hug him. He's a Kryptonian. He's very dangerous."
"If you don't hug him, he's also a Kryptonian and very dangerous."
Batman was speechless.
"But if you hug him, maybe he'll forget he's a Kryptonian and won't be so dangerous?" Robin laughed again and said, "Bruce told me that his hug can cool the sun, so that the big guy won't be burned to death by his passion."
Batman was silent, but for some reason, he still asked, "What else did he say?"
Robin sat down again. Alfred replaced the coffee in front of him with milk. He took a sip from the cup. "He told us a long time ago that he is not a very enthusiastic person. Of course, he is much more enthusiastic than you, but sometimes he is shy and doesn't want to respond."
"But he told us that such people also have their advantages. No one wants to be tripped by rain on the way home, but if there is a fire, the firefighters must be looking forward to a cold rain. Being expected by others, it is not in vain."
When hearing the last sentence, Batman seemed a little moved, but his cartoon expression revealed his shortcomings, that is, he could hardly show any micro-expressions, and Batman's slight changes in expression were naturally eliminated.
"Then you should make more money for him." Schiller winked at Tim and said, "He has assumed the duties of your psychiatrist and has done a good job."
"Oh, of course." Tim was proud again. He said, "I have always been in charge of Wayne Company. Last year's revenue was quite good. For this reason, I have become a strong competitor for the last cookie on the table. Cassandra has to sit in the back row."
"What about you?" Schiller looked at Deadpool who had been eating snacks silently, and said, "I thought you would fill every place with dialogue boxes, and you wanted to insert yourself into every topic to make yourself feel important."
"That's natural in my own universe." Deadpool puffed out his cheeks and shrugged, "But I will be very careful about expressing my views on the Bat Family. They have too many fans and their fighting power is very strong. I don't want to cause an uproar in the media."
"You are quite self-aware." Schiller also threw a popcorn into his mouth and said.
Then finally, they started discussing business.