amaotonovel Chapter 2432 The Weird Bat Family (2)
Chapter 2432 The Weird Bat Family (2)
Chapter 2432: The Weird Bat Family (XII)
The Joker was a little sleepy at this point.
Although he is the leader of Gotham's super criminals, he doesn't spend 20 hours a day making bombs and 4 hours wreaking havoc. It is Batman who has such an active experience, not the Joker. The Joker needs to eat and sleep.
Anyone who is sleeping soundly in the middle of the night and sees a faint green light downstairs and someone shouting slogans, disturbing him or her, will probably not be in a good mood.
The Joker vaguely recognized the person below who seemed to be the Green Lantern, but he couldn't be sure because it was too dark, and the green light was actually a green lamp he called.
The Joker was not very interested in creatures that were not Batman, but he could not tolerate anyone disturbing his sweet dreams, so he took a bomb from the drawer and threw it over.
boom!
This was actually just a grenade, and it wasn't very powerful, but the opponent seemed to be suddenly seriously injured, and the lamp emitting green light also flew out and no longer lit up.
The Joker saw a lot of green lights suddenly explode and then disappear into the air. He thought that the light might be a battery. When it exploded, not only did it leak electricity, but it also shocked the Green Lantern.
But the Joker didn't care about the damage he had caused, he closed the curtains and was about to go back to sleep, but he suddenly heard someone shouting from the other side, "Damn it!"
The shout was quite loud, and the clown noticed that many nearby windows were lit up, and it was obvious that many people were woken up.
Once the window was lit, the street was not so dark anymore. The Joker lived on the third floor, not far from the street. He looked through the gap in the curtains and saw a wild Bruce Wayne.
The reason why we don't say he is Batman is because this guy is not wearing a mask at all, and his facial features are clearly exposed, as if he is afraid that others don't know that he is a wealthy man.
But what puzzled the Joker was that there was a bat pattern on the chest of the uniform he wore, but it was a mutant bat, and he also wore a ring that emitted green light. What was that? Was it a combination of Green Lantern and Batman?
The Joker immediately became interested, but at this time he found that black muzzles of guns were beginning to protrude from the lit windows. He quickly put on his clothes and ran downstairs, and grabbed the Green Lantern Batman who was lying on the ground.
He went upstairs holding Green Lantern Batman by the collar. The other party did not struggle at all. After turning on the lights in the living room and throwing the guy onto the sofa, the Joker realized that he was unconscious.
The clown hesitated for a moment and was about to take some drastic measures to wake him up, but the other party suddenly sat up and waved his fist to punch the clown who was approaching.
The Joker dodged nimbly, in the past he would not dodge if Batman hit him, but now he had to keep a clear vision to see what was going on with this wild Green Lantern Batman.
Before this, the Joker had been very idle. Batman had disappeared and the city was in ruins. He had no interest in participating in the construction of the city and basically just stayed at home and slept every day.
The Joker was already very upset for missing the welcome ceremony for Batman, but he didn't expect that good and bad would go hand in hand. Those idiots only got some Batman parts and called him 10 times a day to show off. Now he has picked up a living Batman, how can he not take a good look at it.
"Who are you?" Green Lantern Batman asked in confusion.
"You've never seen a clown?"
"Who is the Joker?"
The Joker rubbed his hands and grinned. It turned out to be a novice Batman. Great. This is going to be interesting.
"A super criminal, a super evil criminal who is against you. Haven't you seen him?"
"No, there are no evil criminals before me, only good people and dead people."
The Joker was stunned. He looked up and down at the Green Lantern Batman. This Batman was younger than the one he knew, but not a child either. He should be called a young man. And why did the tone of this young man's speech sound a little familiar?
"Then how do you tell the difference between a good guy and a dead guy?" the clown asked tentatively.
"Those who obey are good people, and those who disobey are dead people, it's that simple." Green Lantern Batman said: "Have you seen my lamp stove?"
His matter-of-fact questioning tone was becoming more and more familiar to the Joker, the last person to speak to him in that tone was Batman's group of crazy little birds, or Crazy Teenagers for short.
"You killed everyone who didn't listen to you?"
"You don't want to lecture me, do you, lunatic?" Green Lantern Batman said impatiently, "So what? They talk about justice, but they don't even dare to kill criminals. They cry and whine when someone dies, and they keep telling me not to do this or that. I'll be at peace if they die."
The Joker pursed his lips.
This is the so-called Batman and Joker duality. When Batman acts like Batman, the Joker is the Joker, but when Batman starts to act like the Joker, the Joker has to act like Batman.
How can we describe the current status of Green Lantern Batman? You are the joker in the playing cards and the busiest person in the circus. Even the Joker wants to say to him, go back to Gotham. Batman promises not to beat you anymore.
The Joker didn't even have to spend much effort to get the basic information of this Green Lantern Batman, and also found out what he did in the original universe. To sum it up in one sentence - the classic among classics.
Anyway, those who obey me will prosper, and those who disobey me will perish. When he kills people, he never cares whether the other person is evil or not. Anyway, none of them is as evil as him. No matter if it is a madman in Arkham Asylum or the conscientious Sheriff Gordon, as long as the words or things do not go according to his wishes, he will be shot to death.
After hearing the end, the Joker was speechless. He wondered if God was on the side of Batman. Why did he always send so many weird people to torture him?
Perhaps some people still remember that the first time the Joker in the main universe suffered a serious defeat was at the hands of Schiller, but later the main universe was restarted, so he naturally didn't remember it.
But that was not the biggest disaster in his life. After the reboot, he faced his first heavyweight opponent, Spider-Man.
The game between him and Spider-Man cannot be described as a confrontation between good and evil, but can only be described as "four no's and two straight's". The Joker's plan to take Spider-Man to see the true evil face of this city was finally turned into a large-scale visit and investigation by Spider-Man, and the Joker almost won a big red flower awarded by the Wayne Group.
Moreover, this Spider-Man, who was injected with an evil potion by the Joker himself, was a little too evil. He even used Wayne's bank card to buy out all the discounted goods where the Joker lived, causing the Joker to be unable to pay off his credit card for the next few months and almost having to sleep on the streets.
Then his second heavyweight opponent is the Batman of Earth-1. The confrontation between the two of them cannot be said to be thrilling, but it can only be said to be slightly humorous. However, it is Batman who is responsible for the humor, and the Joker is even too weak to laugh at him.
His third opponent cannot be called an opponent. The Joker doesn't want to admit that thing is Batman. Of course, it is Bruce from the Schiller universe, and Clark was also brought along at that time.
It can't be said that the two of them acted impartially. It can only be said that it was like an office romance, performing a "Who is your best opponent?" "Superman" in front of the clown.
After finally escaping from all these weirdos, the Joker finally had time to rest. Then Green Lantern Batman, a teenager with a middle school syndrome, dropped out of nowhere, and the Joker began to wonder if this was another conspiracy of Batman.
"I'm asking you a question." Green Lantern Batman said, "Did you see my lamp? And did you see that damn guy who threw the grenade at me? When I regain my strength, I will definitely give him a taste of his own medicine."
The Joker's eyes fell on the ring on his finger, he sighed, turned around and walked over to get a crowbar.
Green Lantern Batman shrank back into the sofa. He looked at the Joker and said, "What are you doing? Don't come over here, you lunatic. Stay away from me..."
state!
The Joker knocked Green Lantern Batman unconscious with a crowbar, and when Green Lantern Batman woke up, he felt sticky blood on the sides of his face and his limbs were completely fixed.
He struggled for a while and found himself tied to a chair. His previous action of replenishing energy was interrupted by the grenade that fell from the sky, causing the green light energy to explode. He was not very good at controlling the green light energy to begin with, and now he was even more unable to move.
In the shadow of the room, the Joker seemed to be sharpening something. When he turned around, Green Lantern Batman saw that it was a handsaw, and his eyes widened instantly.
The Joker walked over and grabbed the wrist of the hand that Green Lantern Batman wore the ring on, pulled him forward hard, then pressed the back of the wrist and pressed the hand tightly against the armrest of the chair.
Green Lantern Batman knew what he was going to do and began to struggle desperately. With a swish, a spike pierced into the back of his hand and Green Lantern Batman let out a scream.
The clown didn't smile at all. He just had a kind of boredom like a corporate animal, as if he couldn't get any happiness from this kind of work and was only doing it to complete the performance.
This is indeed true. The Joker can feel happy whether he makes Batman suffer or happy, but the problem is that this thing in front of him looks nothing like Batman, not even as good as the group of birds in the Batcave. At least Jason will curse madly when he is tortured by him.
After the guy let out a cry of pain, he actually opened his eyes wide in horror, looked at his bleeding palm and the approaching handsaw, and began to shout tremblingly: "No... No... Please, don't!! Please!!!"
"Shut up!" The Joker slapped Green Lantern Batman impatiently, like a worker bent over by life.
Then, with no intention of torturing him visually or psychologically, he sawed off the finger with a knife.
Halfway through sawing, the clown realized something was wrong. When he pierced his palm, normal blood flowed out, but when he sawed off his finger, a black liquid flowed out. He picked up the severed finger and saw that the cut surface was not that of a normal human finger at all.
There are countless dense black threads in the cross-section of Green Lantern Batman's finger, and thick liquid is still flowing out. It can be seen that his original bones, muscles and vascular structure have been completely replaced.
And just after the Joker sawed off his finger, Green Lantern Batman began to twitch all over as if he had an epileptic seizure, rolling his eyes, foaming at the mouth, kicking his legs constantly, and even knocking over a chair. Judging from the situation, if this room didn't have walls, he could have shaken out two miles.
The Joker jumped up to dodge his sweep and stared at Green Lantern Batman with wide eyes. He was shocked. What was going on?
I just sawed off one of your fingers. I'm not giving you electrotherapy. Are you trying to scam me?
The clown has always been unlucky :D
(End of this chapter)