amaotonovel Chapter 2258 Jincheng comes late in autumn (48)
Chapter 2258 Jincheng comes late in autumn (48)
Chapter 2258: Late Autumn in Jincheng (Forty-Eight)
Everyone thought Schiller would speak first, but unexpectedly it was Bruce who spoke first, and he readily admitted that this actually started from a plan of his - the Cuckoo Project.
"Don't look at me like that. I know the name of this plan is a bit strange, but you can't ask me to call all the plans Bat 1 and Bat 2. I won't be able to tell them apart."
"It's hard to imagine what kind of mental state you were in to give each of your more than 3000 plans a unique name." Diana shook her head and sighed.
Because everyone was a little drunk, they talked a lot. In the past, the Amazon Princess would never complain about others like this.
"But it does greatly facilitate your understanding." Bruce held up a finger and said, "This plan is actually literal. When you mention Du Juan, what do you think of?"
"The cry is very miserable?" Pamela frowned. Obviously she didn't like this kind of bird, because the cuckoo in Gotham usually made a noise ten times louder than that of a normal cuckoo.
"I think it's probably their breeding habits." Clark was not drunk, and the alcohol was not a big deal to his body. He analyzed: "Cuckoos like to lay their eggs in the nests of other birds. Cuckoo eggs tend to hatch earlier than other eggs, and the young birds will hatch earlier and get food."
"When young, cuckoos from different regions will imitate the images of different birds to paralyze their parents so that they can be fed as soon as they hatch."
"Because they hatch early, they can enjoy food all to themselves for a long time, so they grow faster and stronger. By the time other chicks hatch, the cuckoo has already grown quite big."
"They are born with a movement where they spread their wings and arch their backs to push other birds out of the nest. Cuckoos are large birds, so they can quickly push all the newly hatched chicks out of the nest and kill them with this movement."
"Sounds like some alien," Lex commented accurately.
Clark covered his forehead with his hands. He looked at Lex, then at Schiller, and then at Lex again. In the end, he still didn't say "Can you learn something good?"
"I don't think it's despicable," Clark said. "The biggest difference between humans and wild animals is that humans have social order and moral standards, so we can naturally condemn those who don't follow the order and have no morals."
"But in the world of birds, they neither enjoy the benefits of social order and contracts nor abide by a certain moral code to strengthen cohesion. All the habits they develop come from evolution for the sake of survival, so naturally there is no distinction between good and evil."
"If I have to say, this is like a kind of survival wisdom that has evolved over the years, showing the magic of nature."
Diana partially agrees with this view, but for different reasons. She said: "In fact, if everything animals do is to reproduce, then this kind of breeding behavior is very risky."
"Not all parent birds are unable to see through the cuckoo's disguise. Some smarter ones will kill the cuckoo living in the nest, or simply not feed it and wait for it to starve to death."
"Some cuckoo chicks accidentally fell and died while pushing other chicks off the nest, or were preyed upon by other birds of prey. Because they were the largest, they protected the other chicks from the disaster."
"So this can't be called a very good parenting habit. Even from an zoological perspective, it can only be called peculiar, not efficient."
After that, she looked at Bruce's face and asked, "I guess you named your plan like this because what you did was in line with the cuckoo's breeding habits. What did you do?"
Lex and Pamela were both thoughtful, because they had lived in Gotham for a long time and knew better what Bruce had been busy with recently.
"Owls." Bruce said, "We formed a new owl, and I am the largest and strongest cuckoo chick among them."
The others all frowned.
Then, with Bruce's explanation, the others were able to get a glimpse of the threshold of this huge plan, and then they found that they couldn't find existing words to describe this plan, if they had to say it - it was too cliché and too trendy.
After Lucifer completely wiped out the Owls, Bruce reorganized the Owls of this universe, led by Alberto Falcone, and members of the mafia families joined in.
Lucifer's level of erasure of Barbatos was completely unnoticeable, so he just thought that the Owl in this universe started late, but the good thing was that Bruce in this universe was also a coal ball.
Barbatos once imagined how powerful the Owls would be led by Batman. He had always wanted to get a real Batman - one with a healthy mind, clear logic, and strong execution ability. However, such Batman would only appear in the bright universe, and was his ever-lasting wish.
This time, a Batman who completely met his expectations finally appeared, and Barbatos was happy for a long time, but he soon discovered that he did not find a son for himself, but a father for himself.
Actually, this is not accurate. He found himself an excellent employee, but he was a little too excellent.
The slogan Bruce put forward when he first formed the Owls was to build the best Owl Court in the universe, work hard, make progress, and sweep away all the owls in the universe.
When it comes to being the king of the universe, no one dares to say that Batman is second. Batman himself is the number one fighter in all the universes combined.
It would be fine if Bruce took advantage of his employees and himself, but the most outrageous thing is that he also took advantage of his boss.
Since having such a good employee, Barbatos has never had a moment of leisure. He really doesn't know how Batman can find so many things to do for himself.
It would be fine if you said he was just looking for trouble, but the things he found were all very useful. Sometimes it was building a basic maze, sometimes it was expanding the base camp, and sometimes it was adjusting the basic personnel structure. He had to write a long report for each one.
It just so happened that he was not very fond of secretarial work here, and he read all the reports himself, which made Barbatos dizzy.
Barbatos did suggest that we should not write so long every time, but Batman was very confident. If I don’t write down all the details, who will be responsible if something goes wrong?
Moreover, he hinted in both explicit and implicit ways, look at how you did in invading the Bright Universe before, it can only be described in one word - crude!
Otherwise, why are you still staying at home when everyone else is in prison? How can you achieve great things without paying attention to details? If you don't even have this little free time and energy, why don't you go home and sell sweet potatoes?
Are you the boss or am I the boss? Is the company yours or mine? Is the work for you or for me?
I don't need to invade the bright universe because I was never in the dark universe when I was born. I didn't say anything about your bad start. I'm not tired of writing the report, but you're tired of reading the report. This is simply the worst class I've ever taught!
Barbatos was speechless because Michael, the damn guy, actually read the entire report written by Bruce!
Barbatos didn't want to just watch it, but he also didn't want to be scolded by Bruce. He thought that as long as he found enough work for Bruce, he wouldn't have time to write that crappy report. So he handed over the management of several bright universes that were currently more stable to Bruce.
Now that's great, Bruce's main point is that I am very smart and I am great, so he opens up multiple battlefields and fights on multiple fronts.
I will not delay the tasks assigned to me by the organization. I can also give full play to my subjective initiative, fully mobilize the enthusiasm of employees, carry out large-scale production and cooperation, and I must maximize your efficiency.
As a result, Barbatos went crazy answering the phone for more than a month.
"Hey, boss, have you read the 6th version of the revision of the drawings for the renovation of the structures of the Space Owl Maze No. 12 and No. 13 that I just sent you? Have you turned to page 681 and seen the slash under the punctuation mark p? In that area, we plan to use the latest material infused with dark energy, mainly to solve the load-bearing problem of the F201 area..."
"Hey, boss, have you finished reading the report on the 26th Universe Owl Court's work conference on improving the intelligence security and spirit of Gotham? It's about the information leak three days ago... There's no specific focus, everyone's speech is important!... I've sent the second meeting report to your email, please take a look as soon as possible! Reply to me before three o'clock, I still have to hold a summary meeting!"
"Boss, why haven't you replied to me regarding the suggestions for the industrial transformation direction of the No. 7 Cosmic Owl Group?... Of course I need your reply! Otherwise, will we fill the vitamin bottles with dark energy according to the idea of that Cosmic Owl? Reduce costs and increase efficiency! Reduce costs and increase efficiency!... Please reply to me as soon as possible. The personnel and equipment are waiting for us. If we don't start work for a day, we will lose millions!"
"Hey, boss, you have to go to Universe 12 on Saturday morning to attend the completion ceremony of the maze, and then immediately answer the work report call from Universe 6. I haven't been able to get through to the priests there for two weeks. And Universe 15, they said last time there was a problem with their prayer channel. Did you try it after I repaired it? Go and try it quickly, otherwise they will break it themselves and say it was my fault!"
"Hello? Boss! Hello?!... Why are you sleeping again?! Aren't you a dragon? Hurry up and get up and work! Can you open your eyes and look at the general situation of the universe? You don't think you have an advantage, do you? You started late and you don't work hard. If you get beaten to death, you can sleep forever!"
Barbatos swore that he really didn't want to care about those three unlucky guys hanging in the sky, but he really wanted to share this genius Pope with them.
Let's quickly introduce ourselves, quickly get to know each other, and then quickly form a mysterious dark organization. You quickly register an email address and phone number, and then quickly establish contact with him, and he will quickly help you come up with a plan to conquer the world... or save the world!
But unfortunately, these mysterious outer gods, similar to nature, usually have no interest in conquering and saving the world, but Barbatos suspected that they were very interested in watching him reply to emails in a hurry.
Barbatos is not a human being, and his thinking organ does not operate in a single thread like humans. In fact, it can operate in infinite threads - but Batman is infinitely infinite.
It just so happens that Bruce is particularly free. His plan is very effective, but from an alien invasion to a trash can being kicked over at an intersection, he doesn't care and feels itchy all over.
Not only does he like micro-control himself, he also has to drag Barbatos to do micro-control.
Barbatos thought, if I had that micro-control ability, would I still be in the dark universe cricket pupa now?
But what could Barbatos say? He could only say that Batman had a good idea.
Someone please post a picture of Barbatos
(I am a dragon lover, if it was a dragon, maybe I wouldn’t have to suffer so much, but unfortunately it is not)
(End of this chapter)