What to do if you have too many golden fingers? Walk sideways!

Chapter 464 Gu Tudou and Chu Digua



Chapter 464 Gu Tudou and Chu Digua

Gu Xi and Chu Zhao quietly returned to the palace with the children, and then began to announce to the public that the Empress had given birth to a pair of twin princes.

The first families to arrive at the palace were the Chu and Gu families. Although the Tianting Guiyuan where they lived was very close to Chaoxi Palace, they still drove over as fast as possible.

"Kid, didn't you say the due date was still half a month away? How come you gave birth just like that?"

Qi Lan'er, who was sent away by Gu Xi, angrily scolded Gu Xi.

Ren Xiangjun also grabbed Chu Zhao's ears and glared at him, scolding:

"You little bastard! Xi'er giving birth is such a big thing, but you actually came to report it so late! Believe it or not, I will break your legs!"

Chu Zhao grinned:

"Oh, it hurts, it hurts, Mom, please let go. I'm a father now, please at least give your son some face."

Ren Xiangjun's eyes widened:

"You also know that you are a father? Can you be more reliable!"

Gu Xi quickly diverted the attention of the two mothers:

"Hey, baby, what's wrong? Your little face is wrinkled and you're about to cry."

Qi Lan'er and Ren Xiangjun immediately rushed over to look at the child, and then they said with great experience:

"This must be the poop. Come on, get the diaper and change the baby."

The two mothers each took one child and began to take care of them.

Old Marquis Chu and Gu Yunqing stood outside the door, stamping their feet anxiously.

"Bring the child out for us to see!"

Chu Shiting is now the governor of Europe. He is in Europe, but he has been video chatting with Old Marquis Chu.

He asked anxiously on the other end of the video:

"Hasn't my grandson been born yet? Who does he look like? Oh, this European governor has to quit. He's preventing me from having my grandson!"

The empress gave birth to twins, which caused a sensation throughout Fengyi Kingdom.

People on the streets are talking about this.

The storyteller spoke in a clear and concise manner:

"On this day, the sky of Kyoto was filled with auspicious clouds, and colorful clouds enveloped the Chaoxi Palace for a long time."

"Suddenly, an old immortal appeared in the sky, holding two golden dolls in his hands. They were all transformed from the Star Lords in the sky."

"The old immortal said to the two golden dolls: Go, go. Then a golden light flashed, and the two golden dolls flew towards Chaoxi Palace, and then whooshed away."

"At this moment, two cries of 'Wow...' and 'Wow...' were heard from Chaoxi Palace. Chaoxi Palace was glittering with golden light, and two little princes were born!"

……

Folk legends deified the two princes, but Gu Xi could not see anything special about them.

All he does every day is eat, sleep and suck his fingers.

He laughs foolishly when teased.

In the future, they will not disappoint the people of the world, right?

Gu Xi began to fool the system:

"System, generous system, I gave birth to a baby, don't you want to express your gratitude?"

The system does not speak, but expresses itself through actions.

[Congratulations to the host for giving birth to two princes! 】

[The system gives the host a hibernation chamber. ]

In Gu Xi's space, there appeared a transparent...coffin with a metallic luster?

The corners of Gu Xi's mouth twitched.

"System, what is a hibernation chamber? It doesn't look very valuable. Is it prepared for me a hundred years later?"

System: "Host, the dormancy chamber is used in space. Before, your two bodies could not appear in space at the same time, but with the dormancy chamber, you can put one body into dormancy and put it in space, while the other body can come and go freely in space."

Gu Xi: "What's the difference between sleeping in space and sleeping in another world? System, don't fool me."

System: "Of course there is a difference. What if the earth explodes one day and there is only room for one of your bodies? What will happen to the other body?"

Gu Xi: “…”

There is a use for eggs!

Alas, better than nothing.

All the civil and military officials in the court racked their brains to name the two princes.

"My Lord Prime Minister, you are the most knowledgeable person in the entire Fengyi Kingdom. Please give the two princes a name." Old Marquis Chu said happily.

The empress said that the two children, the elder one's surname was Gu and the younger one's surname was Chu.

Prime Minister Zhou Qing twisted his beard and said:

"I have thought of many names, but they are all a little unsatisfactory."

Chu Zhao came over and said:

"It's already been chosen. The eldest is called Gu Tu Dou and the second is Chu Di Gua."

Old Marquis Chu was so angry that he slapped Chu Zhao on the head.

"What kind of name do you get, you little brat?"

The other ministers also shook their heads, and some advised:

"Your Highness, how can you randomly call out names? It will damage the dignity of the princes."

"Yes, yes, the status of the princes is so noble, how can they be given such vulgar names?"

Lord Chu apologized to everyone:

"This kid has been practicing martial arts since he was young and has been on the battlefield all the time. He has no cultural background, so please don't be surprised."

Chu Zhao said aggrievedly:

"This is not my name, it was given by Axi."

Ministers: "..."

You didn't tell me earlier!

Lord Chu laughed loudly:

"Great! Gu Tu Dou, Chu Di Gu, these names are great and down-to-earth!"

"That's right. Last year we had a bumper crop of potatoes and sweet potatoes. We couldn't even eat them all. This is a good omen."

"Your Majesty gave the prince these two names, which must have profound meanings. Lord Zhou, what do you think?"

"Well, it means that Fengyi Country will have good weather and abundant harvests in the future!"

"Yes, this name is nice and easy to remember. It is said that humble names are easy to keep. Your Majesty is very wise!"

……

Chu Zhao: "..."

You guys are a bunch of double standard dogs!

What a profound meaning!

It’s just because Axi is pregnant and her favorite food is mashed potatoes and baked sweet potatoes!

The two little princes in their cradles had no idea that their unscrupulous parents had simply given them such casual names.

When they grew up, they refused to be called by these two names, so they changed their names and became one of the few people in history who named themselves.

Now Gu Xi has entered the boring confinement mode.

They are not allowed to go out, wash their hair or take a bath, or eat spicy food.

Although the chef cooks different dishes every day, each one is very light.

Of course, Gu Xi would sneak into the space to take a shower without being discovered by her two mothers.

Gu Xi didn't need to take care of the child at all. Qi Lan'er and Ren Xiangjun each had one and were reluctant to let go.

As a mother, she can only tease the child occasionally.

Gu Xi said to Chu Zhao:

"They say that grandparents are close to their grandchildren. Will mother and her friends raise our potatoes and sweet potatoes into spoiled brats?"

Chu Zhao: "It's okay. When they are older, I can feed them three times a day."

Gu Xi: “…”

One can imagine how chaotic the entire Chaoxi Palace would be if Chu Zhao beat his son and Ren Xiangjun beat Chu Zhao in the future.

When the little prince turned one month old, the whole country celebrated.

The warehouse of Chaoxi Palace could no longer hold all the various gifts sent from all over the world, so Gu Xi could only store them in the space.

For Yu Guxi, the biggest advantage of the full moon is that she can go out.

Otherwise, I would be bored if I just stayed at home.


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