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Chapter 231 The System is a Versailles



Chapter 231 The System is a Versailles

Gu Xi used his mind-reading skills on an old minister with wrinkles all over his face:

"If I can't go back, then I can't go back. Anyway, those women at home are making so much noise that I'm annoyed. With my talent, I can still be a high-ranking official in Anning. Anning is a wealthy country with many beauties. I can take in eighteen concubines and give birth to dozens of sons. In the future, my sons will all be talented and support me in usurping the throne. I can also complete the unfinished cause of the emperor by myself."

Gu Xi's comment: Wake up, you. Let's not talk about whether you have talent or can usurp the throne. With your old body, how can you give birth to a son? You are so imaginative!

Use mind reading on Wu Dajiang:

"Why is the Imperial Master not used to the absence of the young general? I wonder if the young general will still be bothered by the Imperial Master every day after he marries Miss Gu in the future? The Imperial Master and Miss Gu are cousins, so their relationship is complicated. Who knows what kind of love-hate relationship they will have. Alas, I have followed the young general for ten years, and I didn't realize that he is bisexual!"

Gu Xi was speechless. Wu Dajiang, you look like you have thick eyebrows and big eyes, and you seem to be very upright, but I didn’t expect you to have such weird thoughts!

Use mind reading on Liu Erdan:

"The braised fish at noon was delicious. What are we having for dinner?"

Gu Xi: “…”

In conclusion, my son Erdan has the most normal brain.

After teasing everyone, Gu Xi started teasing the system.

"System, I find you are quite taciturn. You won't come out unless you summon me."

System: "I am a good system that cares about the host. You are so busy..."

I'm really busy, so I'm not used to having just one day off.

Gu Xi: "When you issued tasks before, you always threatened me with Wu Dazhuang. Why are there no penalties for the tasks now?"

System: "Host, I didn't know you well at the beginning, and I was worried that you would be irresponsible and give up. I was also worried that you were a bad guy and would do whatever you wanted, so I put a tight spell on you."

Gu Xi's mouth twitched: "So you're not worried about me messing around now?"

System: "Now, through getting along with each other, I found that the host's values are more positive than mine. He loves his country and his people, and he cares about the world. I don't need to worry about good children. I will focus my energy on obtaining resources for the host."

Gu Xi: "What? Fight for it? Aren't the things you have standard? Did I get them by completing tasks?"

System: "Host, you think it's too simple. It's not that easy. There is competition between the systems."

Gu Xiteng sat up from the recliner all of a sudden.

"Various systems? There are many systems?"

System: "Of course, most of the protagonists of brain-opening novels have systems. For example, some systems will assign the host a quick-travel mission to help the host grow quickly; some systems will allow the host to travel through shopping malls, supermarkets, and arsenals; some systems will make the original waste material host become a top cultivation genius; and some systems will get the apocalypse script, allowing the host to stock up on various goods... But please rest assured, host, among all the systems, your system ability is the strongest, and is praised as the king of volume by other systems."

Gu Xi: "Oh, I see, not only did you roll yourself up, you also rolled me up like 007."

System: "Host, you should be proud of this. In the system's circle of friends, you have the most likes from other systems. You are the host of other systems."

Gu Xi was shocked: "What? You still have a circle of friends?! You are still showing me off on your circle of friends?"

System: "Uh, uh, the system is down. Go grab the red envelopes in the group. They are all resources that the host will use in the future."

Gu Xi: "Hey, hey, system, tell me clearly, what did you show me?!"

Gu Xi: "Also, did you use the beauty filter when you posted my photo?"

Gu Xi: "Okay, you want to play dead, right? Then I will lie down and become a useless person, so that you can't hold your head up in front of other systems!"

Gu Xi: "System, please show me your circle of friends. I'm so curious."

The system threw a screenshot over, and then dived into the group to grab red envelopes.

Gu Xi took a look and saw, okay, a nine-square grid.

There are photos of him pacifying the Turks, rescuing the people, being conferred the title of Imperial Master, distributing food to the people...

In the center, there is a photo of himself flying a fighter jet to bomb Diwei Mountain.

The above text: My host is just a working social animal with average ability. It took him half a year to destroy the Turks and Japan and upgrade three palace-level skills.

There are several likes and replies below.

System: Excellent! Manually give your host a thumbs up.

System: Comparing yourself with others will only make you angry. My host just lies down every day and does all kinds of bad things.

System: Mr. Juanwang, are you being Versailles again?

System: Don’t mention it. My host is still reclaiming the land. I have to make a curved plow for him.

System: King of Rolls, you have grabbed so many red envelopes and can’t use them all, so can you lend a few AKs to my host?

Gu Xi's face was full of black lines, and the corners of her mouth twitched for a long time. She didn't expect that her system was not only complicated, but also a green tea. Lao Fan!

Never mind, her little heart wasn’t suited to chatting with the system, so she decided to just enjoy the sea view.

While Gu Xi was leisurely enjoying the sea view on the boat, there was an uproar over in the modern world.

Gumbu Changchuang's scream was heard not only by the security personnel, but also by people passing by nearby.

Someone posted a microblog online: Shocked! Screams were heard in the restaurant on the evening of the Ghost Festival! They sounded like Japanese!

The accompanying picture is the Nanjing Massacre Memorial Hall.

This day happens to be the 15th day of the seventh lunar month, the Ghost Festival, also commonly known as the Ghost Festival.

Originally, most people would regard this as nonsense and no one would believe it. However, when a few people confirmed that they had heard it, the onlookers began to pay attention.

Then, a host who was broadcasting the night view of Jinling posted a recording that he happened to pass by last night. Although the recorded sound was extremely weak, if you listened carefully, you could still hear a man's scream.

As soon as this recording was uploaded, the Internet was in an uproar.

Even in the late night, there was no shortage of people watching the show, and soon the news became a hot topic.

Netizens have different opinions. Some speculated that it was a prank, some said it was a supernatural event, and considering the special location, some even speculated whether it was a reappearance of the scene from that year.

A single stone caused a thousand ripples, and various theories spread like wildfire, even the police were alarmed.

Gao Zeyu is a staff member of the Hua'an Department of the Huaxia Country. In the morning, he also paid attention to this hot search.

Originally, if there was a call for help in the middle of the night or a murder case, the local public security bureau would be responsible for it and it would have nothing to do with him, but the voice sounded like Japanese, so he paid attention.

His job is counterintelligence, and he hasn't had any cases on hand recently, so he asked his department head to investigate the case behind this hot search.

After getting consent, Gao Zeyu immediately rushed to the scene with his new apprentice Tang Xiao.


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