amaotonovel Chapter 855 The Customer Is Not God
Chapter 855 The Customer Is Not God
Mount Yagami in Daisei City.
Seeing that the male Gaidora was about to be driven by biological instinct to do something indescribable to the corpse of his companion, Su Yang decisively took action, shooting him in the head and gaining +1 merit.
However, his behavior sparked heated discussions among the people at the Natural Research Institute, and left Omega feeling deeply puzzled.
However, Su Yang didn't care; he never cared what others thought of him.
"The monster problem has been resolved. If there's nothing else, I'll head back now."
After saying that, Su Yang turned and left amidst the shocked gazes of everyone, disappearing after passing a corner of a wall.
By the time the people from the Natural Research Institute realized what was happening and prepared to give chase, they found that the person had already disappeared from sight, leaving them standing there scratching their heads.
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Half a day later, Su Yang was eating popcorn while watching TV: "Haha, this variety show is pretty good, it's hilarious."
"Why did you kill that Gaidora?" Yi Daobu, who was already working in the store, asked as he wiped the tables.
"Because I want to do it," Su Yang said matter-of-factly.
Yi Daobu: "Human society has rules; you can't just do whatever you want."
"One living person and one corpse would have been excellent research subjects, but now both have become corpses."
"Are you teaching me how to do things?" Su Yang retorted.
Yi Bu immediately deflated and stopped talking, looking sullen.
"What are we having for dinner?" Guangcheng tried to change the subject.
"Make whatever you want to eat." Su Yang's favorite variety show finished airing, and he raised his hand to change the channel on the TV.
At that moment, a science and education program was broadcasting on TV, saying that scientists had recently detected an unusual meteorite outside the Earth, which was crescent-shaped and that it was influenced by Earth's gravity and had a tendency to crash into Earth.
“This rock…” After seeing the meteorite model drawn by the scientists, the man pressed his eyes against the television screen.
Guangcheng was incredulous: "You know him?"
The alien said, "They do look somewhat familiar, but I can't quite place them right now."
The coffee shop door was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and Mr. Oya stood in the doorway, inviting, "Want to go fishing?"
Mitsunari looked on in surprise: "Mr. Oya?"
Mr. Oya hasn't come back since he was frightened last time.
Guangcheng could understand, because the existence of extraterrestrials was indeed beyond our comprehension.
Mr. Oya's sudden arrival today, did he come to his senses or call the police?
"Haven't you seen this before? Why are you making that face?" Mr. Oya laughed after noticing Mitsunari's expression.
"No need for fishing, I've been very busy lately," Su Yang replied seriously while watching TV.
Mr. Oya's expression immediately fell: "Let's have another fishing competition!"
"It only just dawned on me that you were cheating us when we were fishing that day!"
"If you can fish monsters out of the water, manipulating small fish to bite the hook is a piece of cake. You're cheating!"
Guangcheng: "..."
So, Mr. Oya has been staying indoors all this time because he's been preoccupied with these things?
The old man's thought process is definitely different from that of the young man.
"No, let Guangcheng go fishing with you." Su Yang felt there weren't any good TV programs on today, so he started scrolling through his phone.
Mr. Oya glanced at Mitsunari indifferently, his face full of disdain: "Mitsunari waited all afternoon and didn't catch a single fish. Actually, his fishing skills are terrible."
Mitsunari: "Mr. Oya, this isn't what you said when you asked me to go fishing with you before. ^??"
Mr. Oya replied calmly, "I'm sorry I didn't tell the truth before."
In short, his only goal today was Jaden: "If he doesn't come fishing with me, I'm not leaving today."
"Little Cotton, get me a cup of your signature coffee. I'll sit here all day with just one cup of coffee. I don't believe you can kick me out."
Kutton nodded and silently made himself a cup of coffee.
People come and go in Black Star Cafe, but Mr. Oya always sits in a corner of the cafe without moving an inch.
Su Yang acted as if he hadn't seen him, continuing to scroll through his phone as if nothing was wrong: "There are more and more low-IQ short videos on the internet lately. Can the authorities do something about this? My video website is just too ugly."
"This internet celebrity with the ID 'Wild Wolf Bro' is completely mentally challenged. He's just looking for trouble for the sake of creating a show."
After discovering the low-quality internet celebrities on the Earth network, Su Yang sighed, lamenting how poorly Earthlings eat. Then he remembered that he was a minor internet celebrity in the multiverse, and it had been a long time since he had broadcast live.
With that in mind, he took out his portable microcomputer, accessed the dark web, and checked the latest comments on his account, as well as what the aliens on the dark web were talking about lately.
"Seriously? The universe is about to be destroyed, and they're still talking about insect mating?"
"If Ultraman saw that he was protecting this kind of person, he would probably turn on the red light on the spot."
After saying just a couple of sentences, the coffee shop door was pushed open again, and a man wearing a wolf mask and sunglasses walked into the shop holding a mobile phone, taking pictures as he went in: "Family, today I'm taking you to explore the most mysterious coffee shop on Dacheng City's shopping street."
"Some people say their coffee is especially good and worth the money."
"Some people say that this shop is just out to fleece customers."
"Let Wild Wolf Brother taste the coffee for everyone to see how it is. Those who have money can send a fan light stick, and those who don't can give it a free like..."
"In addition, some people say that paranormal events often occur in this coffee shop, such as a little girl being the only person minding the shop late at night, and the little girl chewing on strange insects, which looks extremely creepy."
"In short, today Brother Wild Wolf will reveal them to everyone one by one..."
Before he could finish speaking, Su Yang covered the phone in his hand: "Our store refuses to take photos. You have leaked our trade secrets."
The young internet celebrity laughed in anger, pointing to the action camera hanging on her chest: "Even if you block my phone, my action camera still remembers."
"Your ugly face will be photographed and posted online. You don't want your shop to stay open anymore, do you?!"
"If you're not here for coffee, then get out of here right now." Su Yang pointed to the door, showing considerable restraint.
"Hey, you own a shop, is this how you talk to customers? Don't you know that the customer is king?" Not only did Wild Wolf not back down, he even deliberately escalated the conflict.
Conflicts lead to discussions, discussions generate buzz, and buzz leads to more followers!
As a minor internet celebrity, he felt that his chance to become a major internet celebrity was just around the corner!