amaotonovel Chapter 919 Uncle Master
Chapter 919 Uncle Master
The old Taoist in yellow robe sat down and caused an uproar among the crowd. The old Taoist had two rat-tail beards that were very unsightly. In addition, he had a long face and a wide nose. His appearance was not ugly, but it was definitely not good-looking. Although he was just an ordinary person, everyone worshipped him as a god. They said that he looked like an immortal and must be a Taoist master.
Liu Mazi, a Taoist priest from Pojiao, trembled when he saw who was coming. He got under the seat without caring, muttering to himself, praying that he could not see. Not long after, the waiter brought the monkey heads. The monkey heads were only the size of a palm, and there were forty-nine of them, piled up in piles, which was not a small number.
The skulls were piled up on the small table like a mountain of skulls. The old Taoist in yellow robe was hungry, so he grabbed a monkey head with one hand. With a flick of his finger, two eyeballs rolled into his palm. He sucked hard, and swallowed them into his stomach with another slurp. Then he picked up the eye sockets and sucked them.
He had already eaten one monkey head. The old Taoist in yellow robe ate very fast. Everyone in the restaurant was looking at him. They watched him eat one, two, three... He ate twenty-seven in a row before he felt satisfied. After he ate thirty-four, he leaned back and stroked his stomach, seeming to be very happy.
There was a red tumor on his neck. As he ate, the tumor seemed to grow a little bigger. The old Taoist in yellow robe was full, so he didn't stay for long, and turned to leave. Suddenly he noticed someone, and he said "eh" softly, then laughed and walked over, kicking the dining table. He picked up Liu Mazi who was hiding underneath and said, "You pockmarked boy, you look at me and dare not show respect! Didn't your master teach you that?"
It turned out that the old Taoist in yellow robe and the master that Liu Mazi lied about were actually brothers. But Liu Mazi was not really a disciple, so he didn't dare to go over and greet him. At this moment, he was brought out, and it was difficult to hide: "Uncle Master, hello! Hello! Sorry for not coming to greet you from afar, sorry for not coming to greet you from afar!"
The four words "Sorry for not welcoming you from afar" should have been a humble phrase used by a landlord to welcome a foreign guest. Liu Mazi was not a landlord, so using this phrase was really inappropriate. But the Taoist in yellow robe did not notice it, put Liu Mazi down, and said with a bow, "You're welcome, you're welcome."
The Taoist priest in yellow robe is the uncle of Liu Mazi. They are elders, and they met in public places such as restaurants. The word "polite" is really inappropriate. The two of them are talking about the same thing, but they are the same. Others can't hear the difference, but Li Changxiao finds it both funny and pathetic.
Liu Mazi said, "Uncle Master, you won't hit me?" The old Taoist in yellow robe said, "Haha, no. I'm full, and you don't seem to be that angry. I'll spare you this time!" Liu Mazi said, "Long live, long live, long live!" He knelt down and kowtowed. The old Taoist in yellow robe also knelt down and replied, "A thousand years, a thousand years, a thousand thousand years."
Liu Mazi said, "Uncle Master, you are a great man. I will introduce you to a strange man." The old Taoist in yellow robe said, "Oh? Where is he?" Liu Mazi pulled Li Changxiao over and said, "Here, here!" The old Taoist in yellow robe saw that Li Changxiao was wearing strange clothes. His appearance was awkward and he didn't look like an immortal at all. He looked down on him and said, "How dare you! Liu Mazi, you dare to see me clearly?"
Liu Mazi was stunned for a moment, then panicked and said, "Please judge, sir, please judge!" The old Taoist in yellow robe said, "Humph!" and left. His mood was unpredictable, and his words and actions were even more unpredictable. Liu Mazi pointed at Li Changxiao, and was in awe just now. But now he was angry. If he had taken this opportunity to establish a relationship with the old Taoist in yellow robe, he could have turned the fake into the real and really learned something. But Li Changxiao had messed it up.
Liu Mazi said angrily: "It's all your fault, you unfilial descendant!" He took out a black sugar cube from his pocket, stuck it to the ground with a sneer, and said: "You can't leave until you lick it clean! If you dare to provoke me, I will make sure you can't eat it and leave with the consequences!" He flicked his sleeves and left.
Li Changxiao sighed lightly and ignored him. He left from the front. Liu Mazi was startled and suddenly turned back. Then he remembered that this person "could not take it away if he couldn't eat it" or he might be a real immortal. He walked over with a smile on his face. The conflict just now was naturally over. It was as if nothing had happened.
Li Changxiao was too lazy to pursue the matter. It was meaningless. He was not angry to begin with. Even if he was angry, this would not make him feel better. He just let it go. Liu Mazi insisted on following him. He let him do it.
After walking three or five miles, Li Changxiao saw most of the city and realized that there were very few normal people in the city. People like Liu Mazi were rare. In addition, he was just lame, and compared with other people with tumors on their heads and skinny bodies, he looked much better.
Li Changxiao asked, "What's the name of the old Taoist in yellow robe?" Liu Mazi said, "His name is 'Shenfengzi'." Li Changxiao asked, "Where is your master?" Liu Mazi said, "His name is 'Shenyuzi'." Li Changxiao asked, "You have never left this place in your life? Have you ever seen the outside world?"
Liu Mazi said, "Hehe, don't be afraid of your jokes. I, Liu Mazi, have ambitions as great as a swallow. How can I be trapped in this prison? Sooner or later, I will go out and try my luck. But I don't have the ability yet. I have only been to the surrounding cities and towns. But if you want to know anything, just ask. I have never missed the annual big show." Li Chang smiled and asked, "Big show?" Liu Mazi said, "Everyone loves to watch shows. There are some puppet troupes that perform everywhere. Every time, the seats are always full. You haven't seen it? You have lived in vain, in vain!"
Li Changxiao stopped talking. When he first woke up, he thought that with his current strength, if he could find Li Xundao, he might be able to do something. He wouldn't have to flee. But after thinking about it carefully, he felt helpless. If he found Li Xundao, would he fight him hard, or what? With Li Xundao's cultivation, if he wanted to run away, could he still stop him? Seeing that the world is now polluted, he suddenly felt confused.
And Li Xundao may not be in Wanxian Peak. But Li Changxiao knew that if Li Xundao was not dead, they would meet again. Although Li Changxiao didn't know what to ask him when they met again, this action driven by intuition did not need too many reasons.
But Li Changxiao had a feeling that the world had changed dramatically. Li Xundao was no longer in Wanxian Peak. No one knew where he was, and how to find him was a big problem.