amaotonovel Chapter 107 Diarrhea? Hmm!
Chapter 107 Diarrhea? Hmm!
Whoops!
You are worthy of being the top scholar. How dare you brag so much?
The emperor looked at Chen Changan with a smile, and Zhu Zigeng was also a little embarrassed.
"Changan, stop talking nonsense!"
"It's okay that we lost this competition. It's not shameful. When it's our turn to ask questions, the Etiquette Academy can't answer them!"
Zhu Zigeng thought, the worst that could happen is a draw!
Luo Qianfan laughed happily: "Okay, okay, if the teacher can't answer it, how can a student do it?"
"Chen Changan, stop bragging and destroying the goodwill you have worked so hard to build!"
"The Emperor is watching!"
Luo Qianfan raised his head arrogantly and looked at Chen Changan coldly.
Chen Changan didn't argue with Luo Qianfan.
He really knows how to write this couplet.
In his previous life, Chen Fusheng rebelled and recruited envoys from various countries. They talked a lot, as the envoy from the Northern Kingdom said at the banquet.
When Chen Changan walked onto the stage, Shangguan Qing'er looked horrified.
She liked Chen Changan, so she bit her lip and said, "Top Scholar, can you...really match up?"
"If you can't, then step down, to avoid embarrassment."
Chen Changan put his hands behind his back, shook his head and said, "As a student of the Institute of Engineering, how can I watch it being humiliated?"
"I watch the plum blossoms sweeping away the winter snow, and listen to me.
Gaze upon the mountains and see the green streams dancing!"
Shangguan Qing'er trembled violently and quickly covered her bright red mouth!
Everyone was stunned!
Really stunned!
The first couplet talks about a poet, who is solitary and browsing. The second couplet also talks about the poet, who is elegant and arrogant!
The first line refers to viewing plum blossoms, while the second line corresponds to the mountain terrain!
The plum blossoms sweep away the proud snow in December, and the mountains dance with the gurgling streams!
Very neat!
The talents from the School of Engineering screamed in surprise, regardless of whether the work was neat or not!
"Junior Brother Chen, you are so awesome!"
"That's right, our School of Engineering can actually write couplets. This has never happened in the past ten years!"
"Beautiful, really beautiful!"
The students from the School of Engineering all hold their heads high!
For so many years, they were defeated in one round of competition. They thought they would lose today as well, but they actually won!
When the emperor heard the second couplet, he was also very pleased.
"I watch the plum blossoms sweeping away the winter snow, and I gaze at the mountains dancing in the green streams!"
"Changan, you are indeed the top scholar!"
"Master Le, you chose the wrong person this year. Who made the top scholar go to the Institute of Engineering?"
The emperor was happy, and Le Yi also smiled bitterly.
People are like this. They feel embarrassed when they bully you, but they will be unhappy when you are the center of attention.
Luo Qianfan simply couldn't accept it.
"Wait a minute!"
Luo Qianfan jumped out and said loudly: "Shangguan Qing'er said it clearly, there is a rhythm in the first couplet!"
"Although I don't know what kind of rhythm it is, there is definitely no second line!"
"So, the School of Engineering doesn't win!"
Le Yi and Shangguan Qing'er both smiled bitterly.
They had heard the couplet, and the second line was definitely "Gazing at the mountains and dancing with the green streams", and if they continued, they would have lost their identity.
Shangguan Qing'er raised her hand: "The School of Etiquette lost to the top scholar, not the School of Engineering. I admit it..."
Luo Qianfan was even more furious!
"Can't admit defeat!"
"Chen Changan followed the couplet and wrote the second line. Where is the rhythm?"
"If he can't explain it, he won't lose!"
The emperor frowned, he felt that Luo Qianfan was causing trouble.
Xiang Yingyu turned around and said angrily, "How can a champion scholar be able to write couplets without knowing the rhythm of music? I think you really deserve a beating."
Luo Qianfan shuddered and tried to argue forcefully.
"Princess, I am just adhering to the emperor's consistent honest style, for fear that some scumbags will sneak into the Imperial Academy!"
"If the princess intends to support Chen Changan, even if he wins?"
"you!"
Xiang Yingyu was speechless!
What, he was considered the winner, but actually he didn't?
Xiang Yingyu ignored Luo Qianfan and said to Chen Changan, "Chen Changan, where do you think the music is?"
"Tell me, and I'll marry you!"
The ministers were in an uproar!
Times have really changed. The princess actually took the initiative to speak. What a face!
Don’t you want your face anymore?
The emperor couldn't hold back his face: "Ning An, shut up, humph, don't you think it's shameful!"
Xiang Yingyu was silent and angrily, while Chen Changan clasped his fist towards the emperor.
"Thank you for your kindness, Princess, but how can we discuss lifelong matters just because of a poem?"
Chen Changan straightened up: "The princess asked me to speak, so I will speak."
"Great Chu is surrounded by many other states, with Xia to the northwest and Ying Island to the southeast. Different states have different cultural forms."
"The musical scale used by Xixia is seven tones, namely Gong, Chi, He, Shi, Shang, Fan, and Yi. I think the dean and students of the Etiquette Academy must know this."
Chen Changan threw the question to Le Yi, and Le Yi could only nod.
"What the top scholar said is correct."
"Later, Xiaguo's seven-character melody was introduced to Yingdao. The tiny country found the seven-character melody troublesome, so it used numbers from one to seven instead."
"The names are Duo, Li, Mi, Fa, Suo, La, Xi, which are in contrast to the seven-character regulated verse."
Everyone else nodded, but Hu Deyong didn't understand.
Diarrhea?
Yingdao is just a small country. How can laxity be included in the music score?
Chen Changan nodded and continued, "Dean Le is right. Please listen carefully."
"Looking at the plum blossoms sweeping away the winter snow alone, can I produce the sound of 'do-re-mi-fa-sora-xi'?"
“This is the underlying rhythm.”
Only then did everyone suddenly realize!
Everyone recited a few sentences in a low voice, and the whole venue was filled with the sound of diarrhea.
The emperor laughed and clapped his hands: "Excellent, wonderful, it turns out that this is not the music of Chu, but the music of Ying Island!"
"Master Luo, do you have anything else to say?"
There was clear blame in the emperor's words.
King Huainan closed his eyes and stared at Chen Changan blankly.
This idiot has never left Jiangdu, so how come he knows everything about Ying Island?
Luo Qianfan looked embarrassed!
"Your Majesty, I have something to say!"
"As the top scholar said, 'Watching the plum blossoms alone and sweeping the snow in December' is pronounced as 'do-re-mi' and 'sola-xi', but what about the second line?"
How to pronounce "Yi Ni Shan Shi Dancing Green Creek", and what is the rhythm?"
Luo Qianfan thought he had seized the opportunity: "I said the Institute of Engineering lost, what's wrong with that?"
King Huainan nodded, yes!
Hanzi still has flaws, he can't win!
Le Yi couldn't listen any more!
"Vice President Luo, did you not listen carefully to what I said?"
"I said Yingdao uses numbers one to seven to replace pronunciations. Think about it carefully..."
"Is it the pronunciation of one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, when I look at the mountains and the green streams?"
Luo Qianfan was shocked!
Glancing at the mountains and dancing green streams, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven!
Yes, that's it!
Luo Qianfan stiffened instantly like a deflated ball.
The other students seemed to have vented their anger and spoke up one after another.
"Vice President Luo, should this be written on your door?"
"The champion scholar can come up with a couplet that contains rhythm, how can it not contain rhythm? He is really... a mean person."
"Vice President Luo, in order not to embarrass the Imperial Academy, please stop talking!"
The students, frustrated by the vice-president's strict management, openly criticized him.
There was murderous intent in Luo Qianfan's eyes.
He didn't blame the students of the Imperial College, he only blamed the top scholar!
You beast, you embarrass me!
Chen Changan ignored Luo Qianfan and said to Shangguan Qing'er, "Sister Shangguan, did the School of Engineering win this round by a narrow margin?"