My apprentice is a little weird?

Chapter 402 Daily life

She has a slim waist and thin hips, and is as warm and fragrant as jade.

This is how Jiang Yan feels at the moment.

It must be said that although Bai Cai's character has been ruined by him, this appearance is truly the most beautiful in the world, with evil intentions.

When she is silent and doesn't smile, she is as cold as the frost and snow; but when she is laughing and smiling, she is lively and cute. She is really domineering and adorable.

And when she really falls in love with someone... that is Jiang Yan. Even if he doesn't have such a yandere personality, his appearance alone can shake anyone with a strong heart!

Over time, one's heart becomes corrupted and one's will becomes weak. Even a piece of iron that has been cold for thousands of years should be melted into molten iron and poured on the beauty's bed, so that the king will never attend court again in the morning.

And Jiang Yan said, I can still hold on for a while!

Jiang Yan's eyes were determined to become an immortal right now. He sat there in meditation without moving, pinching the meditation technique to suppress the shock wave caused by the lovemaking just now, and his mind slowly calmed down...

But at this moment! A streak of white passed behind him, revealing snowy shoulders, a face that brought disaster to the world appeared above his goose neck, his hair scattered on his chest, covering the full moon on the empty mountain, and then the moonlight covered it, hazy and holy.

A pair of arms passed through from below and embraced Jiang Yan's waist and abdomen, his chin rested on his shoulders and gently kneaded them, his cheeks still had a blush that had not yet faded, and a voice with a lingering drunkenness lazily drilled into Jiang Yan's ears.

"Master~"

A tingling sensation instantly stirred up a storm in Jiang Yan's heart! The meditation technique that he had practiced diligently for countless years was instantly broken! The clarity in his eyes suddenly shattered, and his breath became unstable.

‘Who can withstand this! ’

He said that Shen Ming seduced him on purpose, but the other party didn't say anything and just shouted out habitually, like the hazy murmur when just waking up, which obviously did not contain the slightest doubt but caused him to be in a state of great confusion!

Shen Ming could "empathize" with this, after all, he was also "in a state of confusion" when facing the "provocative" master before. Although he gave the master a severe beating after catching him, how could he give up easily after tasting the sweetness of the sword?

What's more, the Master also had a "thought" in her mind, which made her eyes light up slightly and she leaned closer.

Jiang Yan felt Xue Feng's crushing force, and his already unstable aura became even worse. He even made mistakes in two words when he was reciting the Meditation Technique.

As a last resort, he grabbed the mischievous jade fingers on his chest before he lost control!

Shen Ming stopped picking it up and made a puzzled sound in his throat.

"Hmm~?"

Jiang Yan's voice was hoarse and his eyes were slightly red.

"Ming'er, that's enough. Don't go too far. You should know that my current realm is not high enough and my soul has been sealed and injured. If you do those "little actions" to tease me from behind, what if my master really can't help it..."

Shen Ming's fingers moved slightly when he heard this, and the corners of his mouth curled up:

"It's okay, Master. You just need to stay still. Shen Ming can take care of the rest."

'Is that what I'm talking about?'

"What I mean is, even if I am willing, I am not strong enough. If I continue, my seal will definitely not be stable! You can't just pursue temporary enjoyment and ignore the future."

"Also, from what you said, Huayinfang and you are in conflict, and the demon species poses unknown dangers, so we must go to Huayinfang later."

"But whether it's Yu Zhong or Lin Wanyue, they both said that the owner's whereabouts are erratic. Even the exact location of Huayinfang is unknown. If we want to find the owner, we can only lure him out or lurk inside."

"I will never let you go alone, and if you make me suffer, don't blame me for carrying my broken body to the front line!"

Jiang Yan's tone was firm, but his eyes were not very determined.

After all, giving the right to choose to others is always accompanied by anxiety. Even a small move may make her change her mind and pounce on her prey.

This kind of uncertain choice always makes him feel uneasy, not to mention that the other party is a super yandere.

Unexpectedly, Shen Ming agreed very easily.

"Okay~ Shen Ming has always been the most respectful to teachers, whatever the teacher says is what he does~"

Jiang Yan almost spat out a mouthful of blood. Respecting the teacher? It's not bad to be a traitor to the teacher!

"Ahem... yes, Ming'er has always been very... well-behaved..."

"So...stay away from me first."

Shen Ming tilted his head and looked at Jiang Yan's profile:

"why?"

Jiang Yan couldn't say that he couldn't get up now, could he? He was easily exposed when he got angry, and Shen Ming was clinging to him from behind, so he couldn't help but be distracted. He couldn't suppress it, so what else could he do to stop her from leaving?

"You...you know...don't embarrass your teacher..."

It was somewhat helpless yet realistic, but not too difficult to talk about. After all, facing Shen Ming, any shame would disappear. However, Shen Ming's mentality of teasing him was still very bad and he would not change despite repeated admonitions.

Shen Ming's eyes curved and he lowered his head quietly, then Jiang Yan held his head and pushed him back.

A ripple appeared, and Jiang Yan disappeared from sight. When he reappeared, he was dressed and facing away from her. But there was something strange about his back, as if he was bowing slightly?

Shen Ming looked at her and chuckled, supporting himself with one hand on the ground and running the other hand across her snow-capped peaks. Her white shoulders were as smooth as mutton fat and her hair hung down.

It was a pity that Jiang Yan could not see such an alluring scene. He did not dare to look back, for fear that he would regret it for the rest of his life after just one glance.

"Hurry up and get dressed. We have to say goodbye to Brother Pei later. Don't act so frivolous."

Shen Ming pouted:

"Humph~ You won't recognize me once you pull up your pants."

Jiang Yan staggered a step. This was not because he was shocked by the words, but simply because his legs and waist were weak and sore. It was caused by the excessive consumption of mana before. Yes, it was excessive consumption of mana.

…………

Three days later, in the inner courtyard of the mansion, under the jujube tree.

Pei Mengmeng and Jiang Yan sat opposite each other, with date cakes, two jars of apricot wine and a chess board on the table.

Shen Ming didn't know where Xiaolan took him, probably went shopping.

Jiang Yan had a rare moment of quiet time, drinking, playing chess and chatting with Pei Mengmeng. After Pei Mengmeng recovered, she almost knelt on the washboard in public, but she also signed many "humiliating" treaties in private.

Including but not limited to the complete loss of financial resources, future long-distance trips must be reported to Xiaolan, and must be back before dark!

After a few days, Xiaolan followed him almost as if they were always together. Although she was happy in her heart, she still showed impatience on her face, but she did not dare to resist.

Xiaolan finally went out this time and I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The two of them look like brothers in distress.

"Brother Jiang, why did you come to Yunzhou?"

Jiang Yan put down a piece and said calmly:

"I was traveling around when I had nothing to do, and before I knew it I had come to Yunzhou. I didn't expect to meet you, Brother Pei. What a coincidence."

"It's quite a coincidence indeed. I thought you were..."

Pei Mengmeng dropped a move absentmindedly. He thought that the other party came to rescue him because he knew that he was captured by the immortal cultivator. However, even if this was not the reason, he was still very grateful to Jiang Yan.

And he never doubted that it was someone else who saved him.

Because he had an intuition, a very strange but extremely firm intuition that it was Jiang Yan who saved him.

After thinking about it, although I don’t plan to ask, it’s still best to confirm it to put my mind at ease.

"Brother Jiang, is there anything wrong with my body?"

Jiang Yan paused, looked up and took a look:

"I was originally healthy, but I have been overworked recently, which has caused my mind to be exhausted, resulting in physical weakness and mental fatigue, and a lack of essence and excessive fire."

Pei Mengmeng was stunned: "Is there...a problem?"

Jiang Yan glanced at him sideways and stopped looking at him, then placed a move:

"Don't have sex recently. Find something to replenish your body. It will be fine in seven or eight days."

Hearing this, Pei Mengmeng widened her eyes, slammed the table and stood up!

"How many days have you been recently?"

Jiang Yan silently moved the chess piece to another position: "Why are you so impatient? Is your health more important or your happiness?"

Pei Mengmeng suddenly raised her head and said to the door: "Look, Xiaolan! I told you to rest more! You really can't do it lately!"

Jiang Yan:? ? ?

Turning around, she saw Shen Ming and Xiaolan standing at the door carrying large and small bags of things. Shen Ming was fine, but Xiaolan felt a little embarrassed. Her face flushed and she wanted to say something but was too shy to speak.

He had no choice but to quickly walk to Pei Mengmeng, angrily threw the object in his hand to Pei Mengmeng, and then grabbed his waist hard, causing him to grimace in pain but not daring to dodge.

After that, he said a few words to Jiang Yanxu and left angrily to prepare for lunch. Pei Mengmeng was also a little embarrassed.

It’s not that he really wants to embarrass Xiaolan, it’s just that Xiaolan has been a little too... that thing lately.

In the past, I was a little too proactive, but not as often as this.

But since this disaster, Xiaolan has become more proactive and has done it more frequently.

He could still bear it a few days ago when his injury had not yet healed and he had difficulty walking, but after he could move freely, he could no longer bear it. At first he could still bear it, and it was considered a short separation and better than a new marriage, and both of them were quite satisfied.

But later on, something was wrong. She gradually couldn't bear it anymore, and even when there was no one around during the day, she would impatiently pull him into the house.

When they met again later, he didn't even bother to act anymore. He just said, "Elbow! Come in!"

It is really "unbearable". When he was still strong, he could bear it, but now he has not fully recovered! He is still bullying!

So, in order to curb Xiaolan, he had no choice but to invite Jiang Yan to come to the courtyard to drink and play chess.

At the end of this time, Jiang Yan put down a piece and looked up:

"Brother Pei, you lose"

Pei Mengmeng came back to her senses and looked back, then raised her head again and looked directly at Jiang Yan:

"This isn't right. I remember there were still a few people breathing in this encirclement. How come they are all blocked after a while?"

Jiang Yan's expression remained unchanged:

"How could you understand my methods? I just threw out some bait and you were easily lured in. That's why you didn't notice that your chess piece was surrounded and could no longer survive."

“Is… that so?”

Pei Mengmeng was full of suspicion and scratched his head, wondering if Xiaolan had asked him for it too much recently and his eyesight had become blurry?

"It's like this. Brother Pei, you don't have to worry about it anymore. You should go and comfort Xiaolan. Girls are not as shy as us. How can Xiaolan face it if you say that?"

A look of embarrassment flashed across Pei Mengmeng's face, then she stood up, bowed, and trotted off to find Xiaolan.

There was a triumphant smile on Jiang Yan's face.

"Humph, you can't detect my "technique"!"

As I thought of this, my vision suddenly went dark. A pair of soft little hands covered my eyes. A familiar fragrance penetrated my nose, soothing my mind.

"Guess who I am~"

Jiang Yan raised his head and leaned on Shen Ming's chest.

"I guess it's some naughty little mouse that was disobedient and wanted to steal food."

"You're wrong. It's Shen Ming, the cutest, most obedient and most teacher-loving girl in the world!"

When the little hand loosened, Jiang Yan's eyes suddenly became clear, but only half clear, because the other half was blocked by two hateful peaks, and he could not see the peerless scenery on the upper peak.

The nose was pinched by the little hand and gently shaken left and right, and Shen Ming murmured:

"Master guessed wrong, so how should we punish Master~"

Jiang Yan, who was originally about to make a joke, twitched his mouth when he heard this. This tone was so serious as to sound like a joke. If it were someone else, Jiang Yan might have thought it was a joke.

But if it was Shen Ming, Jiang Yan would just give her a thumbs up. It was because Shen Ming was really thinking about it!

He shook his head and tried to break free from that hateful little hand, not intending to give Shen Ming the chance to choose the method of punishment.

Without getting up, he raised his hands to hold Shen Ming's head and then pushed her down without much effort.

After that, Shen Ming learned it by himself and it fell naturally on the familiar lips without Jiang Yan's guidance.

Then the door was knocked open.

Although I have experienced this countless times, this is the first time I have experienced it so upside down like today.

Jiang Yan said... not bad?

After an unknown amount of time, Jiang Yan sensed someone approaching. He pushed Shen Ming away, straightened up abruptly, and rubbed his neck gently with an indescribable expression.

"Although this position is wonderful, it really makes me feel uncomfortable and passive to keep looking up..."

The invasion from top to bottom always carries a strong sense of conquest. Jiang Yan couldn't bear to be killed and had to retreat.

Cough twice:

"Well... just consider this as punishment."

Shen Ming narrowed his eyes as if he was savoring the moment. After a moment, he came back to his senses and placed his hands on Jiang Yan's neck, kneading and massaging it.

"Okay, Shen Ming is barely satisfied with this. Master, keep up the good work in the future~"

Jiang Yan: "Haha, I won't joke with you anymore!"

Xiaolan appeared in the corridor. She came to call Jiang Yan and Shen Ming to have a meal. Before she got close, she saw a picture of "kind teacher and filial son" from afar.

Under the apricot tree, the charming Shen Ming gently massaged Jiang Yan's back and shoulders. Shen Ming said something in Jiang Yan's ear from time to time, chirping and laughing, which made Jiang Yan shake his head helplessly.

It was like a scene of a cold and beautiful master and his naughty little disciple, exactly the same as what she had seen in the book!

"The experiences of little Shen Ming and Brother Jiang are exactly the same as those in Master Yan's secret records! Master Leng Yan was attracted by his naughty disciple, then fell into depravity, and then was contradicted. It's exactly the same!"

Xiaolan was just like the people in later generations who love to ship couples together, staring at the two of them with eyes full of gossip.

But what she didn't know was that if she could come earlier, she could see more "explosive" scenes, which would definitely expand her "knowledge". Unfortunately, she came too late, and Jiang Yan had already discovered her...

Noticing Xiaolan, Jiang Yan's thoughts were also aroused, and he said:

"Ming'er, the peach branch you picked from Xiaojue Peak was all nourished by you... by you personally. When you gave it to Xiaolan, you only let her act as a transit device. The majority of it was taken by the demon seed, but there is no guarantee that there won't be some left."

"Lan has been very active lately, is that related to that?"

Shen Ming blinked: "Master, don't worry. The unconscious fantasies and emotions have been purified by the Pure Land of Xiaojue Peak. It won't be a big deal if you only grab a little bit. It will definitely stimulate and increase a certain aspect of one's sexual desire."

"Otherwise, if the subjective existence of the Seven Emotions Master was mixed in, Sister Xiaolan would probably not exist in the world right now~"