My Mr. Monster

Chapter 209 Breakfast

next day

Wu Yang suddenly woke up from the bed. He gasped and looked around. Seeing that the person in the quiet room had disappeared, he subconsciously thought that he was dreaming.

Yeah, there aren't that many perverts for me to encounter...

There's no future lover who will come to save me...

As Wu Yang was thinking, he smelled the aroma of rice in the air. Wu Yang opened his eyes wide, and then fell into silence. He walked out of the room barefoot on the cold wooden floor.

Turning a corner, he saw the busy figures in the kitchen and the three guys sitting in the living room like wooden statues. They all looked at Wu Yang with confusion in their eyes.

"Are you up?" Lu Xuan poked his head out of the kitchen and looked at Wu Yang.

Wu Yang nodded subconsciously, but then shook his head. Something was wrong? Why was he shaking his head?

"Go change your clothes. I've prepared a toothbrush and a towel in the bathroom. Remember to brush your teeth and wash your face from now on." Lu Xuan said.

"Okay, okay..." Wu Yang didn't think much and ran to the bathroom.

When Wu Yang came to the bathroom, he looked at himself in the mirror. He was silent for a moment and then scooped up a handful of cold water and splashed it directly on his face. The biting coldness made him sober up a little.

I really wasn't dreaming... Lu Xuan was real, everything was real.

"What are you doing in the bathroom? Why can't I hear any sound of water? Are you relieving yourself?" Lu Xuan's voice suddenly came.

Wu Yang's face flushed quickly when he heard this, and he also gathered all his strength and said, "I didn't!"

As he said this, he lowered his head and his already red face turned even redder. He just...ran away like that? No wonder those three guys looked at him like that...

"These crappy pants...how come they are so light?" Wu Yang cursed inwardly.

"Wow~" Lu Xuan suddenly poked his head out from the door.

"Ah!" Wu Yang was shocked and quickly took a few steps back.

"You're saying no, but it's obvious that you want it." Lu Xuan said in a frivolous way, and the smile on his face was self-evident.

Wu Yang was furious, but he could only glare at Lu Xuan angrily and then pull down his clothes.

"Why are you shy?" Lu Xuan regained his serious expression.

"What are you looking at!?"

"Why can't I look?" Lu Xuan walked in front of Wu Yang, "It's like I've seen every part of your body and even touched it."

"! When!?" Wu Yang was shocked.

"Someone is crawling on my body like an octopus when sleeping. It's hard not to touch something, and you sleep like a dead pig..." Lu Xuan sighed lightly, looking helpless.

Wu Yang opened his mouth slightly, looking extremely unbelievable. He always slept well...how could this be possible?

Seeing Wu Yang's expression, Lu Xuan couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips slightly. Of course, Wu Yang slept very properly. It was he who had a bad sleeping posture. However, Wu Yang was indeed sleeping very soundly. Even with his whole body pressed on him, Wu Yang only frowned slightly.

"Good morning." Lu Xuan said with a smile.

Wu Yang was stunned again, seemingly unable to react.

"Why don't you say hello to me?" Lu Xuan asked.

"Good morning..." Wu Yang said awkwardly.

"Are you shy? Why don't you let me see? I'm your boyfriend." Lu Xuan smiled.

Wu Yang blushed when he heard the word boyfriend three times: "When did I ever tell you you are my boyfriend!?"

"The future." Lu Xuan said, glancing down again, "I really don't understand how he has been so energetic for decades."

"That doesn't count!" Wu Yang was furious, and then he said in shame and anger: "You don't have it? And you're still looking!"

"Yes, but I just like looking at yours."

"Okay, look, are you going to take it off? This way you can see it clearly." Wu Yang was too lazy to block it. The more he did this, the more he found that Lu Xuan seemed to like teasing him.

"That's not necessary. Hey, why did it suddenly become so boring?" Lu Xuan felt particularly bored when he saw this.

"Hmph, you are such a disgusting person." Wu Yang's mood brightened when he saw that Lu Xuan was thinking of backing out. It was already very uncomfortable for him to be led around by him.

"Who makes you so interesting? After all, it's a time period I've never seen before. It's hard not to like you." Lu Xuan reached out and touched Wu Yang's face.

"I won't like you." Wu Yang said with absolute certainty.

"Oh, do you need me to help you relieve your sexual desire, Comrade Wu Yang?" Lu Xuan looked at Wu Yang's insane state and found it difficult to go down after washing his face.

"No!" Wu Yang refused decisively, "I won't let any man touch me!"

"Okay... hurry up and wash up, and come over for dinner." Lu Xuan turned around and left without any hesitation, which made Wu Yang stunned.

Shouldn't Lu Xuan say something more offensive? Shouldn't he be being rude to him? Looking at the person walking away, Wu Yang suddenly panicked again. Did he... did this count as taking away his meal ticket?

Without caring about anything else, Wu Yang pinched himself a few times. The pain forced his physiological reaction to subside. After washing up, Wu Yang went to the living room.

Lu Xuan had already prepared breakfast. The three guys were eating noodles contentedly, but Lu Xuan didn't eat. Instead, he was looking at himself.

"Hurry up, it's getting cold." Lu Xuan pointed to another large bowl of noodles on the table. It was topped with plenty of toppings, including eggs, meat, and ham. Almost half of the bowl was filled with toppings.

"So much?" Wu Yang couldn't help but be surprised when he looked at the full noodles. The difference between his portion and that of the three guys was huge. Lu Xuan was obviously biased.

"Is it enough? If not, I'll cook some more." Lu Xuan said.

"That's enough." Wu Yang waved his hands quickly and looked at Lu Xuan again, frowning immediately. "Why don't you eat?"

"I'm not too hungry. I had some snacks." Lu Xuan smiled gently, supporting his face and looking at Wu Yang leisurely.

Although Wu Yang had a good appetite and was eating happily, he felt strange when Lu Xuan looked at him like that.

"Why are you looking at me?" Wu Yang asked.

Lu Xuan couldn't help but laugh when he heard it: "You're asking even though you already know the answer. You should know exactly why I'm looking at you."

Wu Yang reacted and his face quickly turned red again: "Why are you like this..."

"Eat quickly, and don't say I'm abusing you." Lu Xuan still looked relaxed.

Wu Yang frowned and looked at Lu Xuan. Lu Xuan was wearing a sports suit today, and he looked a lot fresher. If Wu Yang didn't do those messy things to him, he might not hate him too much.

"Am I good-looking? Why are you always looking at me?" Lu Xuan said with a smile.

"It doesn't look good." Wu Yang replied while eating noodles.

"Is that delicious?"

“It’s delicious… this is real.”

Lu Xuan chuckled, tapping the table lightly with his fingers, a hint of fatigue in his eyes.

He sensed the monsters in this area a little bit, and the number was really...surprised him...hundreds of thousands of them, and that was only the number he could sense.

It was simply despair... He also didn't understand how Wu Yang could survive until then. He didn't have the ability to control his body, nor did he have enough strength. He was like a rookie in a novice village.

Looking at those three guys... they were also ordinary and a little timid. Compared with the oppressive feeling twenty years later, it was like the difference between a strong adult and a babbling child.