amaotonovel Chapter 290 Can You Be Any More Disgusting?
Chapter 290 Can You Be Any More Disgusting?
What a nice little girl! Why does she talk about shit, piss and fart all the time?
After taking the perfect photos, they began to stand in the pool and breathe in the spiritual energy.
They could feel that the spiritual energy here was a hundred times greater than that in the small pond below!
The mist from the Lingtan pond fell on Xie Fu's face.
Gather into a small drop of water.
Sliding down her face.
Her skin is so white that you can even see the fine hairs.
After the abundant spiritual energy entered his body, Xie Fu felt so refreshed!
She also took Tiedan and Xiaoqiongqi out.
Let them be baptized by the spirit again.
Si Tang had already sunk into the pool.
After her long hair and white clothes were wet by the pool water, her resemblance to Sadako was as high as 99.99%!
Xie Shijin and Xue Xu started competing in the water to see who could catch the most fish.
At this time, a pair of cold and pale hands touched Xue Xu's shoulders, and her long bright red nails were particularly creepy.
Si Tang's appearance almost scared Xue Xu to death.
After scaring Xue Xu, Si Tang started to scare Xie Shi Jin.
Xie Shijin didn't think it was anything to be surprised about.
He calmly took out his cell phone and took a photo with Si Tang.
The background music is: "What a coincidence, you are also wearing white in the photo."
Xie Fu had no intention of getting into the water.
She simply soaked her feet in it.
He was holding Tiedan in his hand and eating potato chips.
I opened three bags of potato chips.
One pack of tomatoes, one pack of cumin, and one pack of barbecue.
Xu Yizhou also sat next to Xie Fu and enjoyed the delicious food.
Jiang Yuezhi absorbed spiritual energy in the pool and began to practice the Heart Sutra.
Others were also inspired and began to follow suit.
"Brother Dan, why don't you go down and play too?"
"No, I'm afraid of the cold."
"He's a little boy who knows how to take care of himself. He knows to avoid eating raw or cold food."
That is required.
After all, I'm old.
"Brother Dan, I have some spicy duck neck here, would you like some?"
"eat!"
I heard that two people will become very similar after being together for a long time. For example, Xu Yizhou's mouth has become as greedy as Xie Fu's.
"okay!"
Xie Fu exchanged spicy duck neck, spicy duck feet, spicy duck wing tips, spicy duck legs with the system...
Anyway, the whole duck family is basically here.
Xie Fu gave Xu Yizhou a pair of disposable gloves, and the two of them started showing off.
For two people who couldn't handle spicy food very well, they were soon sweating profusely from the spiciness.
There were a lot of snot and tears.
Just eat this duck.
He ate without making a sound.
Suddenly, Xu Yizhou thought of a serious and embarrassing question, "Fu, Sister Fu, do you think eating like this will... cause hemorrhoids?"
Xie Fu pulled out a bottle of hemorrhoid cream from his pocket and said, "It's ready."
Tsk.
Sister Fu is still too comprehensive.
Youqin Xingxing sighed and said, "Luckily we're here. Let that dead man Long Aotian regret it!"
A voice came out with a hint of indifference and a hint of arrogance, "Sorry, we are coming up too."
Xie Fu had expected this and didn't even turn his head.
Youqin Xingxing yelled at Long Aotian, "Bah! You shameless bastard! Who is following who between us?!"
Long Aotian was quite shameless. "I didn't expect the spiritual energy here to be more abundant. I allow you to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth with us here."
Jiang Yuezhi, who had just been concentrating on his cultivation, was also puzzled by this. "Is your brain covered in shit?"
Long Aotian narrowed his cold eyes slightly, his tone filled with disbelief, "Jiang Yuezhi, how come you've become so vulgar now? I'm warning you, those who keep company with vermilion become red, and those who keep company with ink become black. If you keep playing like this with Xie Fu, you'll end up becoming a country bumpkin sooner or later!"
Xie Fu said nothing, but silently dug out the hemorrhoid cream and fiddled with it in his hands.
Jiang Yuezhi said in a cold and tough tone, "Then I'll tell you, if you dare to say anything bad about Junior Sister in front of me again, I'll kill you. What did you do to a country woman? Are you so noble?"
The fact of his origin undoubtedly touched a sore spot in Long Aotian's heart. His face darkened as he said, "Jiang Yuezhi, sooner or later you will pay the price for your ignorance!"
He curled his lips and revealed a sneer of arrogance, "I don't know what benefits Xie An and Ye Ranqing gave you to make you so willing to be Xie Fu's dog, but I tell you——"
Long Aotian’s madness hasn’t finished yet.
His throat was blocked by the hemorrhoid cream that Xie Fu had just made into balls.
"Ugh!" Long Aotian covered his throat in great discomfort.
I don’t know what Xie Fu got.
It was greasy and sticky, and it got stuck in my throat.
I want to vomit but I can't.
An Zhuxin was getting anxious!
"Thank you Fu! What on earth did you feed Brother Long?!"
Xie Fu blinked, "Something to cure illnesses."
Long Aotian was so anxious that tears were about to come out.
This ointment should have mint added to it.
It was burning inside now, as if it was going to burn his throat!
Soon tears welled up in his eyes, he pinched his throat, and his expression looked like he was constipated.
Youqin Xingxing watched the fun and said, "You can try the Heimlich maneuver on him."
"What grams?"
"Why don't you just search online and find out?"
An Zhuxin immediately took out her cell phone and searched online.
She has a good memory and learns things quickly.
After reading it, he began to use the first aid methods he learned on Long Aotian.
An Zhuxin stood on Long Aotian and hugged his waist.
"one!"
"two!"
"three!"
"Why no response?"
Could it be that I didn't use enough strength?
"one!"
"two!"
"three!"
"Crack!"
Long Aotian felt as if his ribs were broken!
He was in so much pain that tears welled up in his eyes.
What is this fool An Zhuxin doing?
"Brother Long, isn't it smooth yet?"
At this moment, Long Aotian's facial features were squeezed together, his neck was stiff, and he couldn't utter a word.
Still didn't go down.
continue!
"one!"
"two!"
"three!"
"one!"
"two!"
"three!"
"Hmm~"
Under An Zhuxin's repeated operations, Long Aotian made a not very decent sound.
"What? Did you vomit?"
Long Aotian had a complicated expression and said, "I swallowed it."
"Ah? This isn't poisonous, is it?"
Xie Fu quickly said, "Don't talk nonsense. How could I, Xie Fu, do such a thing? After all, we are in the same academy now."
Why didn't he believe what Xie Fu said?
"There is no best." Long Aotian touched his chest and moved down.
He didn't know what Xie Fu had given him to eat, but he felt nauseous as if he had eaten lard.
"What is this thing you gave me to eat?" Long Aotian asked subconsciously.
"Hemorrhoid cream."
"What?!!" Long Aotian suddenly squealed like a pig.
"I'm talking about hemorrhoid cream. I don't know what it is, but it's used to apply on hemorrhoids—"
Before Xie Fu could finish his words, Long Aotian spat out a "wow".
Could she be any more disgusting??!!
Seeing Long Aotian in pain, An Zhuxin could only bite the bullet and comfort him: "Brother Long, it's okay. You can become a hemorrhoid-free person after taking the hemorrhoid cream~"
Long Aotian: ???