Star Iron: Cat Renaissance Abundance

Chapter 227 The Magical Little Cake of the Black Tower

The walker is worse than a dog, and is made to walk all over the ground.

Just as Bai Ling was lost in thought, a muffled explosion suddenly sounded, and then the entire hall began to shake.

When the heart-pounding shaking finally stopped, a deafening "bang" was heard! Startled, Bai Ling hurried out to investigate. Her gaze was astonished—the entire west wing had collapsed! The once magnificent building was gone, replaced by a vast, deep pit. The once towering wing now lay as if slammed to the ground by an invisible hand, crumbling to the ground at the bottom of the pit, a devastating mess.

However, the story didn't end there. Immediately afterwards, another series of explosions erupted. Bai Ling looked closely and saw the inky black Black Tower perched atop her key staff, slowly and unsteadily rising from the deep pit. Along with the Black Tower appeared a pile of shattered, mutilated Black Tower puppet limbs. These limbs scattered across the air, like a strange and terrifying rain of limbs. Black Tower's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, his eyes gleaming with anger and resentment, and he looked utterly utterly miserable.

When the black tower fell from the staff with a thud, Bai Ling immediately summoned a lotus platform to drag the black tower.

When the lotus platform carrying Heita came in front of Bai Ling, Heita with messy hair rubbed his eyes with his hands. After his eyes adjusted for a while, he saw Bai Ling looking at him angrily.

"I need an explanation."

"The experiment failed, and then it exploded." Heita sat up from the lotus platform and said unusually calmly.

"Oh, so you just blew up my palace?"

"This is just an accidental result of the experiment, and you can't blame me for it all. It's the fault of the Black Tower Doll."

Bai Ling carefully scanned Heita's entire body, then reached out and wiped the inside of the slightly damaged hat on her head.

Bai Ling looked at the cream on her fingers and said, "Is this also part of the experiment?"

Heita's face flushed, and he said stubbornly, "Of course this is part of the experiment. How can we conduct the experiment safely if we don't eat enough?"

Bai Ling pointed at the fragments of the Black Tower puppet scattered on the ground and said, "What did you make? A Black Tower puppet mixed with Pharmacist West Hall Tiramisu?"

"I told you, the experiment failed, so it's normal for it to explode."

The black tower dusted itself off, and under the self-cleaning function of the lotus platform, it once again transformed into a huge black tower so beautiful that it could make fish sink to the bottom of their chests and geese fall to the ground, and the moon hide in shame.

"Then let me ask you, this palace of mine is so powerful that even an ordinary Fate Walker couldn't break it, and it can withstand a single blow from ten Order Envoys without any damage. Not to mention the laboratory underground."

Bai Ling walked to the edge of the pit, pointed at the gap in the laboratory at the bottom of the pit, which was emitting a faint fluorescent light, and said:

"Tell me, how did you blow me up?"

Heita coughed, then tried to explain seriously, yet also with a mix of nonsense: "You know, some organic molecules will explode violently when encountering high-energy plasma. If you add the special effects of some exotic objects that are already in a sub-catalyzed state to this process, especially when isolated by metal products, this solid-liquid coexistence will fuse and chemically reorganize during the stirring process."

"Under the effects of high temperature and high pressure, some of the liquid in this solid-liquid coexistence will vaporize under the influence of ionizing radiation and thermal radiation. Then, the solid-liquid coexistence, stripped of its liquid, will expand. It's just that I misjudged the amount, and the six-sided die, a rare item, was blessed by Aha, and then a violent explosion occurred. My Black Tower puppet was reduced to a blanket of yellow flowers in this glorious experiment."

Bai Ling finally figured out what was going on. It turned out the Black Tower was attempting to bake a cake! But surprisingly, it had added countless bizarre ingredients to the cake as seasonings. The result was predictable: at the crucial stage of baking, the entire cake suddenly exploded, leaving it in its current state.

"Oh my, now I understand. You are cooking the cake for me but it exploded." Bai Ling teased helplessly.

Hearing this, Heita was stunned for a moment, then quickly waved his hand to explain, "Ah... well, it's not quite what you said. I'm simply exploring the interplay and feedback between the composition of matter and the taste perception of organic life."

Then, Heita added seriously, "And at the same time, I've also launched a special research project with a clear direction on substances related to dopamine secretion in organic life forms!"

Bai Ling chuckled, and a long sword appeared in his hand, which he then pointed at Heita's neck.

"Come on, continue."

Heita broke out in a cold sweat and said in a deliberately coquettish tone, "You will believe me, right?"

Black Tower: (≧w≦)/

Bai Ling: (.?`w′?)

"you guess?"

"Is it too late for me to run now?"

"I'm so sorry, it's too late."

After Bai Ling finished speaking, Heita pulled out the mirror and hid inside. Bai Ling took advantage of the situation and chopped off a piece of Heita's long hair with his sword.

Heita, who was hiding in the mirror, touched his hair which had been cut off in half and cried secretly in his heart. Can you believe how much psychological damage this sword would cause to a beautiful girl who had lived for several Amber Ages!

"You're quick to hide."

Heita said to Bai Ling through the mirror: "I can fix it, trust me."

"But I'm quite curious about how you made the explosion effect of this cake comparable to the full-strength attack of a low-level envoy." Bai Ling said with a wry smile.

"I told you, it was an accident."

Black Tower continued, "I only put in a little bit. Let me think about it. What I put in was: Pink Crash, Chaos Cloud Fungus, Alien Wood Fruit, Fragrant Saliva Cheese, Shining Folk Remedy 38-Sided Dice, Space-Time Prism, Tara Poison Flame, Organic Heart, and more than 30 other edible wonders."

When Bai Ling heard this, he realized that this was the rare item that the Black Tower had given him before, and it was okay even though he had emptied most of it in one go.

"I think you don't want to live to see Mr. Bo Shi Zun tomorrow." Bai Ling said with a smile.

However, this smile seemed extremely terrifying to Heita.

"I can actually fix it, and it's not like I've completely failed. I still have a piece of the Wonder Cake I can eat."

The mirror in the black tower spit out a palm-sized purple cake. Bai Ling felt that it was not worth it for her rare item, the collapsed palace, and the underground laboratory just by looking at it.