Rebirth: I Became a Maggot 2

Chapter 163 Are you a comedian who makes embarrassing jokes?

My legs were almost numb from waiting for them to fall asleep, so I slowly walked inside.

Sure enough, once inside, there was a fly's head hanging in the air. These flies were made of hair, and they were quite long. The fly's head was just hanging in the center of the room, like a work of art.

I've seen British gentlemen hang sheep's heads, lion's heads, ivory and bull's heads in their homes, but I've never seen such a bizarre room with a fly's head hanging there.

I quickly flew up to try and take it off, but the hair that wasn't actually hair was so strong that I couldn't tear it off.

Holy crap, is this some kind of ridiculous scheme? At this point, we're being stopped by a single hair.

I used to hear people say, "This is no big deal," meaning it's a trivial matter and not a problem at all.

But what I'm facing today is a big deal; I was actually stopped by a single hair.

I've only ever heard of a hero being brought down by a penny, never by a single hair. Who can I complain to?

Faced with this bizarre event, I was quite frustrated and tried to figure out a solution. So I thought I'd see where the hair was tied up and if I could find a way to untie it.

No, it wasn't that damned fly that tied it up; it was tied in a knot that was impossible to untie, an impossible knot...

What the hell? Are you kidding me? This is a knot I'm supposed to untie? And the hair is so tough, am I supposed to break it?

I tried with all my might but couldn't break the fur. And the most important thing is, it would be troublesome if the two families outside woke up.

I need to think of a solution quickly, what should I do?

Just as I was looking at Mao Buban with great frustration, a series of urgent shouts came from outside, as if someone had rushed into their headquarters and caused complete chaos.

"Damn it, could it be that Yukito and Daifuku have been killed at this time?" I thought to myself, feeling quite depressed, and quickly went to the door to check.

But just as I rushed to the door, two flies came in from outside and immediately blocked my way.

Aren't these the two security guards who were just sleeping? Of all the bad luck, they just walked in!

"Are you a fly?" the gatekeeper asked warily.

Wow, this really is a matter of spoken language. Usually, I'm the one being asked, "Are you a person?" But now I'm being asked by other flies, "Are you a fly?" I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable.

Suddenly I froze, not answering, but they didn't give me a chance to reply, immediately yelling, "Damn intruder, go to your death!"

After saying that, it charged towards me, and I started to run for my life as fast as I could in the not-so-big fly nest.

But they said they were two flies, and besides, they were born flies, so they were definitely faster than me. In no time, they knocked me to the ground.

I fell on the ground and it hurt so much, I almost cried out for my mom.

Although the baby fell, he didn't say anything. I immediately jumped up from the ground, trying to find a gap to rush out.

However, I clearly underestimated my opponent's abilities. He truly deserves to be a goalkeeper; he has a real knack for it. It's such a shame he's not playing as a goalkeeper for the national team.

I had just had the thought of rushing out the door when one of them immediately blocked it, appearing in front of me as if the Fourth Hokage had teleported away.

I'm like a third-rate ninja fighting against both the Hokage and Kakashi Hatake at the same time. Seriously? This is like cheating!

Aren't those gatekeepers on TV the worst kind of guards? Are they really that tough in real life? So TV is all a lie.

If the guards are so incompetent, then such important things should be guarded by them.

It seems my preconceived notions almost killed me.

Did I really think they were that weak? What's more, those two flies seemed to be twins, they even had telepathy, they could do whatever they wanted with just a glance and go to the right place.

But I was the one who suffered. I was beaten like a punching bag, with no strength to fight back at all.

Damn it, I'm so frustrated. If I don't come up with a solution soon, I think I'll be played to death by these two flies. So while I was observing the two flies, I started thinking of a solution.

"Wait...wait a minute, you came up here and started hitting me, is this how you treat your guests?" I shouted, pretending to be very angry.

"Tell me, are you a fly or not? If you dare to play tricks, don't blame us for being impolite," the fly said, blocking the exit.

"I... I'm just an ordinary fly. I met your king on the way here, and he asked me to marry this head. He said he needs this head to boost morale," I said after thinking for a while.

"You? Would I ask you to come?" The fly clearly refused.

"Really, your king is currently engaged in battle. I just happened to be passing through here, and he sent me. Can't you tell I have a foreign accent?" I quickly replied.

Although I can't tell the difference between local and out-of-towners, flies can tell the difference.

"Are you really a fly from out of town?" the fly asked, quite puzzled.

"Can't you tell?" I asked rather humbly, because to my ears all languages ​​sound the same, and it wasn't them who could tell the accents, so I asked with a bit of humility.

"Judging from your accent, you don't seem to be a local fly. So tell me, why did my king summon you here?" the gatekeeper fly asked.

"Your king ordered me to take the head to him so that we could boost morale and take down the enemy in one fell swoop," I tried to lie.

"Oh, so you're saying you're a fly summoned by the king, making us chase you for so long? If you can match the password, we'll give it to you," said the fly guarding the gate.

"Slogan?" I asked in surprise.

"Didn't the king give you a slogan?" The two guards immediately looked at me nervously.

"Haha, yes, yes, there will be slogans, of course there will be slogans," I quickly said.

"Well, it's good to have a slogan. Our slogan is 'Heavenly King covers the Earth Tiger,'" said the guard fly.

I almost blurted out, "Chicken stew with mushrooms," but what the heck? Have these flies been watching too many jokes on Qiubai (a popular Chinese humor website)?

However, on the other hand, the picture on Qiubai is a piece of poop, so it's normal for it to have a heavy taste. But what I'm really curious about is that these flies are from Qiubai.

But then I thought about it and it didn't make sense. Maybe they don't even know how to use Qiubai (a Chinese humor website)? These guys keep saying "King, King" all the time. Is it really just a normal code word exchange? Or is the code word "Pagoda Suppressing River Demons"?

But what if things go wrong? Are they joke writers from Qiubai (a popular Chinese humor website) or bandits who have fallen from grace?

Which one is correct?

Chapter 163 Are you a joke writer on Qiubai?

Chapter 163 Are you a joke writer on Qiubai? (Typed by a member)