Math professor returns to routine

Chapter 462 Big Dog and Fat Cat

To be precise, it was an Alaskan with soft and fluffy fur that was black from the forehead to the tail, while the big face, neck, chest, abdomen and limbs were white.

Although its triangular ears that stood up and trembled, its big mouth with its tongue sticking out, and its clear eyes like a college student made it look like a fool with an underdeveloped brain, its mountain-like body still gave Lu You a lot of oppression.

Deep down, Lu You was not afraid of dogs and even liked them a little, but that was based on the premise that they posed no threat to him.

If an Alaska of this size were to suddenly burst into flames, Lu You made a non-conservative estimate that there was an 80% chance that he would lose consciousness on the spot, and the remaining 20% ​​would be enough to feed the entire village.

While Lu You was staring at the "lion" in fear, the "lion" also noticed Lu You's presence, and immediately shook its broom-like tail and roared at Lu You twice.

"Wang! Wang!"

The two calls were powerful and loud, and you could tell from the sounds that it must have very good food on a daily basis.

Lu You's toes were tied tightly. If this was not his hometown, he would definitely turn around and leave without saying a word.

Fortunately, there is not only one big dog in a big courtyard, but also two people, one big and one small.

The younger one was Lu Jingshu, who was standing next to the big dog, entertaining herself. The older one was a middle-aged aunt, standing a little further away. Lu You had no impression of this person, so he thought she was the nanny hired by the family.

The big dog's roar caught the attention of the two men.

The moment she saw Lu You, Lu Jingshu was stunned at first, then looked delighted, and then her face darkened.

In just a short moment, Lu Jingshu's expression changed three times. Her talent for changing faces was comparable to Tang Wan's, and even better.

Lu Jingshu slammed the big dog's head with her backhand and angrily scolded, "Why are you barking like a dog? That's my brother! Do you think you can bark like a dog?"

"Awoo~" The big dog let out a mournful cry, and its huge head slowly drooped. Its triangular ears drooped to the left and right, and its big mouth also closed, making it look pitiful.

Lu Jingshu didn't buy it. She pointed her right finger at the ground and gave an order, "Squat down. You can only move when I tell you to!"

The big dog was very obedient. It tucked its hind legs, stretched out its front legs, and squatted on the spot.

Seeing this, Lu You was slightly surprised.

This big dog's family education is really good.

After scolding the big dog, Lu Jingshu ran over and hugged one of Lu You's legs.

"Brother, I miss you so much!"

There was a hint of crying in the childish voice that was hard to conceal.

Lu You rubbed Lu Jingshu's head and replied softly: "Brother misses you too."

Compared with October last year, Lu Jingshu is now a lot taller. Before, her height was to the middle of her thighs, but now it is almost as long as her legs.

Sure enough, time is most evident in children.

Lu You secretly sighed in his heart.

The aunt behind also took a few steps forward, neither too close nor too far.

Lu Jingshu held him quietly for a while, then suddenly raised her little face, her dark eyes sparkling.

"Brother, why don't you hug me? You always hugged me before."

Lu You tapped Lu Jingshu's nose with his finger and explained with a smile, "Because you've grown up, your brother can't hold you anymore."

Lu Jingshu curled her lips and her mood turned from sunny to gloomy.

"Brother is always lying. You can obviously hold Sister Tang Wan, so how could you not be able to hold me? Am I heavier than Sister Tang Wan?"

The smile on Lu You's face suddenly froze.

Are kids nowadays so hard to fool?

"You are different from Sister Tang Wan."

"What's the difference?"

"You'll know when you grow up."

"But didn't you just say that I've grown up?"

Seeing that Lu Jingshu was determined to get to the bottom of the matter, Lu You could only change the subject and focus his attention on the big dog behind.

Feeling someone was looking at him, the big dog opened his mouth again, laughed, stuck out his tongue, and wagged his tail vigorously.

"Xiao Shu, is that big dog ours?"

"His name is not Big Dog, his name is Lingxuzi, and he was brought home by my eldest cousin."

The oldest among Lu You's generation is Lu Chun, and the "eldest cousin" that Lu Jingshu refers to is him.

Considering Lu Chun's irrational personality, it's not surprising that he gave the dog such a name.

"Big dog... Will Lingxuzi bite people?"

"Lingxuzi is very well behaved and obedient, and never bites anyone." Lu Jingshu demonstrated to Lu You, turned around and waved, "Lingxuzi, come here quickly."

Lingxuzi stood up immediately and ran over happily.

As they got closer, Lu You finally felt how big Alaska was.

When all four paws were on the ground, it was only half a head smaller than Lu Jingshu. If its front paws were standing up, it would be unimaginable.

Lu Jingshu grabbed the back of Lingxuzi's head twice and said in an adult tone: "Go, get familiar with your brother's smell."

After receiving the instructions, Lingxuzi wagged his tail and moved closer to Lu You, sniffing his scent bit by bit.

Lu You plucked up his courage and stretched out his hand tentatively.

The palm of the hand touched the fluffy hair, then sank deeply into it, until it covered one-third of the forearm, and only then did a sense of reality come from the palm of the hand.

Lingxuzi did not respond, nor did he resist the touch. Instead, he rubbed Lu You's thigh affectionately a few times to show his friendliness.

The black trousers were suddenly covered with countless hairs, some black, some white, and some half black and half white.

"Look, I said Lingxuzi was a very well-behaved person, and I didn't lie to you!" Lu Jingshu looked proud, as if to say, this is all my credit.

"It really is."

Lu You smiled, relaxed his guard, squatted down, and began to touch and fiddle with it casually, touching the head, pinching the face, and squeezing the ears.

Lingxuzi did not resist at all and let Lu You knead him into a ball and flatten him, as obedient as a stuffed toy placed in a supermarket window.

After satisfying his desire to masturbate, Lu You thought of the scene where Lu Jingshu gave instructions to Lingxuzi, so he asked, "Xiaoshu, can Lingxuzi understand what we are saying?"

“Of course you can!!”

"Then let me try."

Lu You stood up again, his expression serious, just like the head teacher before or after the self-study bell rings, who was laughing and joking in the last second and became a strict teacher in the next second.

"Get down, Lingxuzi!"

Lingxuzi curled up his tail and squatted on the ground.

"Come on, shake a paw."

Lingxuzi glanced at the right hand that Lu You extended, and then placed his left front paw on it.

"Very good, change one."

Lu You tried several instructions in succession, and Lingxuzi executed them one by one, and his execution was very precise and neat.

If Lu You had not checked Lingxuzi's back and found no zipper marks, he would have thought it was a human in disguise.

Lu You rubbed Lingxuzi's dog head and said from the bottom of his heart: "Brother Dog, with your IQ, being a dog is a waste of talent! Do you want to work with me? I will teach you mathematics and guarantee that you will get a doctorate degree."

Lingxuzi didn't understand human language and couldn't give an answer. He just barked twice and circled around Lu You, constantly nudging him with his nose, as if asking for something.

Looking at Lingxuzi's meaningless behavior, Lu You asked in confusion: "Xiaoshu, what does this mean?"

As the dog's young owner, Lu Jingshu could naturally understand its body language.

"Lingxuzi is asking you for food."

"You want something to eat?"

"Yes! If you want the mule to run, how can you not feed it grass?" Lu Jingshu said as a matter of course.

Lu You really wanted to ask Lu Jingshu why she knew the story of the mule and grass at such a young age, but the most urgent thing was to appease Lingxuzi. The dog was almost anxious enough to speak human language.

"But I don't have anything to eat, what should I do?"

"Simple!" Lu Jingshu turned around and shouted, "Auntie!"

A middle-aged woman who was suspected to be a nanny came over, took out a piece of chicken breast the size of half a palm, and successfully led Lingxuzi away.

Lu You breathed a sigh of relief.

Big dogs are really cute, but they can also be really scary, especially when you are not familiar with them and have no idea what their every move means.

At this time, Lu Jingshu grabbed Lu You's trouser leg and pulled it hard twice, almost tearing Lu You's trousers off.

"Brother, can you hug me now?"

Lu You calmly pulled his pants back to his waist and said, "I don't understand why you insist on me hugging you?"

"I want it! I want it!"

Lu Jingshu fired a pair of trump cards, and Lu You was at a loss on the spot and had to bend down and pick her up.

Tang Wan's coquettishness, Lu Jingshu's cheating, and Shen Yuyin's unreasonableness are three hurdles that Lu You is destined to be unable to overcome in this life.

"I can't stand you. You're already three years old and you still need someone to hold you."

Lu Jingshu happily hugged Lu You's neck and kissed him, saying proudly: "I don't care, I will be held by my brother, even if I am thirty years old!"

Lu You smiled and didn't take it seriously. Children are immature and what they say is just their temporary thoughts. They may change in an hour and should not be taken seriously.

However, Lu You was sincerely happy about Lu Jingshu's intentions.

"By the way, Xiaoshu, are grandpa and grandma in the room?"

Lu Jingshu shook her head and said, "No, they went to the fields to catch chickens and pick vegetables. They said they would cook something delicious tonight."

Lu You quite understood the two old people. With fields in their hands and no time to spare, they had no choice but to grow vegetables, plant fruit trees, and raise chickens and ducks to pass the time.

It is said that Grandpa also contracted dozens of acres of fish ponds in the village outside. Unfortunately, Lu You has never been there to see it, so he doesn't know what it looks like. However, during the Spring Festival last year, several middle-aged people of Lu Jianyan's generation went there to cast a few rods.

Lu You didn’t know what the specific harvest was, but when they came back, everyone’s face was glowing, as if they had taken a tonic.

"Who's at home?" Lu You asked.

Lu Jingshu tilted her head and looked as if she was thinking.

"Well... my eldest cousin and my wife Yuning took my nephew out. It seems that only my eldest uncle is at home."

"Forget it, never mind, let's go inside and talk about it."

……

He walked into the living room holding Lu Jingshu.

In front of the coffee table in the living room, Lu You saw Lu Buyu making tea alone. Next to his thigh, there was a plump short-legged cat curled up.

For some reason, the older men Lu You knew all liked to make and drink tea.

My father, grandfather, uncle, and Professor Xiao Liang are all tea lovers.

Lu You himself doesn’t like it, but he doesn’t hate it either. He is the type who can drink it but won’t drink it specifically.

"Uncle." Lu You took the initiative to greet him.

Holding a wooden tea tongs, Lu Buyu took out a small celadon teacup from the steaming water. He shook his wrist lightly to shake off the excess water droplets, and without even raising his head, he spat out a word sparingly.

"Ah."

Lu You only felt that the soft girl in his arms suddenly became stiff, and she patted herself twice anxiously.

Lu You understood what he meant and put Lu Jingshu back on the ground.

Lu Jingshu ran to Lu Buyu's side and called out crisply, "Uncle."

Lu Buyu poured hot water into the teapot, covered it with a lid, glanced at Lu Jingshu, and asked indifferently, "Did you play with the dog?"

Lu Jingshu nodded repeatedly.

"Ask your aunt to take you to wash your hands."

Lu Jingshu didn't dare to hesitate at all and ran away in a hurry.

Lu You couldn't help but smile in his heart.

In a big family, there are people who play the villain and people who play the good guy. Grandpa and grandma are old and their emotions should not fluctuate too much, so they usually play the good guy. Uncle Lu Buyu takes care of the household affairs and likes to follow the rules, so he takes on the burden of the villain.

It just so happened that the Lu family would live in the mansion for a long time when they were young, and they were lively and active when they were children, and they would naturally be scolded by Lu Buyu.

From Lu Chun to Lu Jingshu, no one could escape.

Because of this, almost everyone of Lu You's generation has a certain degree of awe towards Lu Buyu, including Lu You himself.

Lu Buyu didn't know what Lu You was thinking. He filled a cup with hot tea and placed it on the edge of the table.

"sit."

Lu You also did not dare to hesitate. He sat on the sofa opposite the teacup and stretched out his right hand to pick up the teacup. The moment his fingertips touched the wall of the cup, he retracted it like lightning.

Damn! It's so hot!

Lu You didn't dare to say this out loud, for fear that he would be nagged for a long time if he did.

"I heard that you are doing very well in college?" Lu Buyu's tone was gentle, like the breeze in the mountains.

Lu You pondered for a moment and replied, "It depends on which aspect. Academically, he is pretty good. He has taken the first step, but his network of contacts is just average."

“Being a freshman and publishing a paper in a zone II journal as the first author, is just not bad in your eyes?” Lu Buyu said with a half-smile.

"Uncle, do you still have time to pay attention to me?" Lu You asked in surprise.

"Not only you, I'm also concerned about everyone in the family."

Lu Buyu never married and had no children in his life. To him, the Lu family was his only one.

"To be honest, a small article in a Zone II journal is nothing special. It's just a stepping stone."

Lu Buyu stared at Lu You for a while and said, "You are indeed Yu Yin's son, your temperament is exactly the same."

"Of course! What son doesn't look like his mother?"

"Your IQ doesn't look like it. It's hard to believe that Jianyan and Yuyin, two people who can hardly get into a top university, actually gave birth to a top student at Capital University."

Lu You picked up the teacup, which had cooled quite a bit, took a sip, and said, "I guess there's smoke rising from the grave of one of our ancestors."

The uncle and nephew chatted for about ten minutes.

A call came to Lu Buyu's cell phone, so he had to put the conversation on hold and go outside to the backyard to answer the call.

In the huge living room, in a blink of an eye, only one person and one cat were left.

Lu You stood up and sat in Lu Buyu's original position, poking the cat's belly with his finger.

Duang～Duang～Duang～

"Xiao Bao, your father is here to see you."

Xiao Bao's tightly closed eyes opened a crack, and then closed again after a while.

"Hey, you little Bi Zaizhi! You even ignored your father?"

Lu You simply turned on the machine with one hand and grabbed Xiao Bao's front legs to make it stand up on the spot.

"Don't sleep! You've been eating and sleeping all day. Look how fat you have become. Do you still look like a cat?"

Xiaobao opened his eyes and licked his nose innocently, as if to say, I'm just a cat, what else can I do besides eating and sleeping?

"Other big dogs can at least watch the house and take care of children, but what about you? You are incompetent at anything. You eat everything without leaving any residue. You stay in a corner all day long. You are worse than a pile of poop! Hurry up and provide me with some emotional value!" After scolding him, Lu You released his control over Xiao Bao.

Xiao Bao stuck out his big butt, stretched out his paws, stretched lazily, then walked onto Lu You's thighs and meowed twice perfunctorily.

Lu You scratched Xiao Bao's chin and said, "It's not enough."

Xiao Bao had no choice but to lie down and turn over, revealing his white belly.

"That's pretty much it."

While stroking Xiao Bao's belly, Lu You took out his cell phone, took a photo and sent it to Tang Wan.

【Husband: The cat has become fat again. 】

Tang Wan's reply came immediately.

【My beloved: !!!】

[My beloved: I really want to touch it! ]

[Husband: We also have a big dog at home. ]

[My beloved: How big is it? ]

【Husband: Get on all fours and reach my waist. 】

[My beloved:? ]

[My beloved concubine: Did it grow up by eating humans? ]

Just at this moment, Lingxuzi walked in unsteadily, following behind Lu Jingshu.

The four claws scraped across the floor tiles, making a slight "squeaking" sound.

Lu You took another photo of Lu Jingshu and Ling Xuzi and sent it over.

【Husband: I just want to ask you whether you are big or not. 】

Tang Wan replied with a series of exclamation marks, filling the entire chat interface.

【My beloved: Alaskan pig! 】

[My beloved: I want to touch it, let me touch it! ]

【Husband: Don’t be impatient. 】

【Husband: There’s no point in being anxious. 】

[Husband: No matter how urgent it is, we have to wait until the third day of the New Year. ]

【Ai Fei: (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)】

[My beloved: I really want to celebrate the New Year with you! ]

【Husband: That day will come. 】

(End of this chapter)