amaotonovel Chapter 404 Lao Gong, you don’t want to either
Chapter 404 Lao Gong, you don’t want to either
Chapter 404 Lao Gong, you don’t want to either...
Tang Wan put down the dinner plate, sat next to Lu You, and said, "Start quibbling!"
"I..." Lu You was about to speak.
Logan raised his hand to interrupt and said, "Wait, don't talk yet."
Logan picked up the phone and placed his fingers on the virtual keyboard on the screen like raindrops.
Lu You stuck out his head and took a casual glance.
Logan was having a passionate conversation with someone on vx.
Lu You is also familiar with this person's cat avatar, and he also has it in his friend list.
It was Wang Linghua who left earlier.
Tang Wan noticed Lu You peeking, put her hand against his forehead, and pushed him away.
"Are you done talking?" Lu You looked at Tang Wan and asked.
"In view of your honesty, let's let you go for now."
There is basically no difference between what Lu You said and what Wang Linghua said. At most, the two people are from different angles, resulting in a slight difference in their narration.
"Well, it's your turn."
"no!"
Tang Wan rolled her eyes at Lu You, picked up the stolen duck meat and put it into her mouth.
"The thing is like this..."
Tang Wan looked sideways at Lu You and said in an incomprehensible tone: "You really want me to be angry?"
Lu You waved his hands repeatedly and said: "No, no, no, it's best not to be angry!"
Seeing that he couldn't be fooled, Lu You had no choice but to tell the truth.
"Yes! Of course!"
Especially when she saw with her own eyes that Lu You had dinner alone with Wang Linghua without telling her.
Of course, the reality is exactly what you think.
Lu You told all the contents of the previous conversation, including revealing that Wang Linghua had a crush on him, without hiding anything.
"Is there any apology?" Logan looked shocked.
Lu You mumbled and turned around to continue eating.
Lu You felt happy and said, "Aren't you angry?"
Lu You finished the rest of the meal in three strokes. Just as he was about to get up and clear the plates, something suddenly came to his mind.
Tang Wan grabbed Lu You's arm and said eagerly: "Whoever doesn't want the free prostitute is an idiot!"
Tang Wan bit her chopsticks and fell into deep thought.
Tang Wan raised her leg and put it on Lu You's leg, and said in an old-fashioned way: "This is your first offense, so I won't argue with you. If something like this happens again next time, you dare to hide it."
"I'm done, do you have anything to ask?"
If you have to feel sorry for someone and choose the lesser of two evils, you can only choose Wang Linghua.
"Just tell me if you want it! If you don't want it, I'll take it and return it."
"Go away! Find your right princess and fuck her!"
A pair of chopsticks suddenly appeared in front of Lu You and took away the fattest piece of duck meat on the dinner plate.
"Cheapskate."
"She says hers and you say yours. There is no conflict between the two."
"Can't you even look at it?"
A few minutes later.
"If you can't do it, just don't bring it up!"
Her first thought was not that there was something going on between the two of them, but that Lu You went against his promise to her and set up a line with Wang Linghua for her roommate.
It's a pity that Logan always acted like a cold goddess and didn't give her any chance.
"Wang Linghua should have told you everything. Do you want me to say it again?"
"Girls chat, boys don't disturb."
"By the way, my beloved concubine, since you are not angry, do you not need to give you the apology I prepared in advance?"
Lu You looked at Tang Wan's expression, trying to figure out her inner thoughts.
Although I feel a little sorry for Wang Linghua by doing this, things have priorities, and people are close and distant.
Tang Wan leaned close to Lu You's ear, raised the corners of her lips, and whispered: "I will let you experience what it means to hold on to the wall during the long night."
In fact, Logan was also surprised that he was not angry.
Lu You:?
"Otherwise, you should argue with me. I really want to experience it."
"You wait."
Lu You hugged her schoolbag to her chest, opened the zipper, and pulled out a pure black gift box that looked very stylish and handed it to Tang Wan.
"Here, take it and use it!"
Logan took the gift box, looked it up and down, left and right, and asked curiously: "What's it from?"
"Isn't it autumn? Autumn in the north is windy, dry, and dusty. I will give you a set of skin care products to take care of yourself." Lu You explained.
"You're quite good at delivering!"
"That is!"
Logan put the gift box on his lap and gently opened the lid.
A burst of fragrance hit my nose, and what appeared in front of my eyes were five bottles and cans of different sizes but with the same packaging style.
"Oh~ It's a bit advanced!"
Logan randomly picked a toothpaste-like bottle and held it in his hand.
While looking at it, he said: "Why isn't there even a Chinese explanation? How can I use it?"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk!"
Lu You leaned on Tang Wan's shoulder and joked: "A girl who doesn't even know how to use skin care products is really an embarrassment to your compatriots."
Tang Wan gave Lu You a backhand kick and said dissatisfied: "Just say it properly, don't be arrogant!"
"Haven't you ever used anything like this before?"
Logan shook his head and said, "I only use hand cream, facial cream, and lipstick."
"What should I do? Consult your roommate?"
Logan had an idea.
She thought of a person, a woman who would never go out without makeup. "What you said reminds me that my dorm principal is very good at putting on makeup. She will definitely know how to do it."
"What does your shed look like? Does it look good?"
"What do you mean? Do you want to get to know her?" Tang Wan narrowed her eyes and said with a half-smile.
Lu You raised his hands in a gesture of surrender and said, "Misunderstanding! Just out of curiosity, no extra thoughts."
"I'm sorry you don't dare either."
Tang Wan snorted softly and said, "Before she put on makeup, she was average. After put on makeup, she was top-notch."
"Compared with you?"
Logan grinned and said confidently: "That's still a certain gap!"
"It seems that Eastern magic still has an upper limit."
"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore!"
Tang Wan closed the lid of the gift box again, turned around and kissed Lu You on the face, and said, "Classmate Lu, I am very satisfied with your gift. I hope you will not forget your original intention and keep up the good work!"
"Don't you ask how much it costs?"
"Don't ask! I can't afford it anyway. Asking will only increase the psychological burden. Just use it as a street vendor and feel at ease."
"The contemporary deception belongs to yes!"
……
Had lunch.
Lu You chatted with Tang Wan for another half an hour before returning to the dormitory unhurriedly.
As soon as he opened the dormitory door, Lu You was stunned by the scene in front of him.
Zhang Zhichuang sat on Gong Qing's lap, with the former holding the latter's neck and the latter holding the former's waist.
The two looked at each other lovingly.
"Lao Gong, you smell so good!"
"The same to you!"
"I want to snake kiss you!"
"Come on, I don't mind!"
Lu You silently took out his phone, pointed it at the two of them, and pressed the shutter without hesitation.
A flash of light came on.
Gong Qing and Zhang Zhichuang both turned to look at Lu You.
"What the hell? You forgot to turn off the flash."
Lu You put the phone behind his back and said nonchalantly: "You guys continue, I didn't see anything."
"Brother Lu, you are not kind!"
Zhang Zhichuang jumped off Gong Qing, walked slowly towards Lu You, and said with an expressionless face: "Haven't you heard of a saying, play around, don't take pictures inside the dormitory."
"Oh? Really? Never heard of it!" Lu You smiled.
Zhang Zhichuang put his arms around Lu You's shoulders and said with a kind face: "Brother Lu, be wise and delete the photos. We can still be good brothers. Otherwise..."
"What else?"
Zhang Zhichuang stretched out his right hand, clenched his fist hard, and said in a solemn tone: "You will see what a fist as big as a casserole is."
"Ha! I'm so scared!"
Lu You was unmoved. Instead, he sneered, patted Zhang Zhichuang's belly, and said sarcastically: "How many abs do you have? Can you do ten pull-ups in one go? One thousand meters is three or four." Head? It can’t be the head of five characters, right?”
Zhang Zhichuang suppressed his blush.
Every word Lu You said was like every bullet stretched out by the green player in Apex, hitting his painful spot accurately.
When it comes to mathematics, Zhang Zhichuang believes that he is not far behind others.
But when it comes to sports, saying it is a piece of shit is an insult to shit.
"Don't bully others too much, I also have a temper!" Zhang Zhichuang gritted his teeth.
"Temper? You have to show your strength!"
Ignoring Zhang Zhichuang's murderous gaze, Lu You then turned his attention to Gong Qing and said harmoniously: "Lao Gong, you don't want your girlfriend to receive ambiguous photos of you and other boys, right?"
Gong Qing twitched his lips and stared at Zhang Zhichuang with deep eyes.
If Zhang Zhichuang hadn't suddenly decided to drag him along, why would he have been caught by Lu You?
Gong Qing calmed down his scattered thoughts, lowered his eyebrows and said, "Master, are you worried about anything recently?"
Lu You smiled slightly and said: "I just like talking to people with brains, it's so easy! It's not like someone else.
Lu You squinted at Zhang Zhichuang and said disdainfully: "You need physical strength but not physical strength, and you need brains but not brains."
"Nima!"
Zhang Zhichuang held on to the beast in his heart.
Today is a society governed by the rule of law, and beating someone is illegal.
Lu You pondered for a moment and said, "My life has been pretty good recently. I have a happy family and a harmonious husband and wife. But when it comes to worries, I'm not completely free of them."
"Just tell me." Gong Qing said without squinting.
"Didn't we agree last week that we would mop the floor every Friday afternoon, with four people taking turns? It happens to be my turn this week, but I want to watch a movie with my girlfriend, so..."
Halfway through the words, Lu You closed his mouth and looked at Gong Qing quietly.
After just a moment's thought, Gong Qing immediately understood the meaning of Lu You's words and replied: "It's okay, you can just go, I'll take care of your hygiene!"
"Why is this so embarrassing?"
Gong Qing put on a straight face and said seriously: "It is my duty to share the worries of my brothers!"
"Oh, it's hard to refuse such kindness!"
Lu You raised his hand and put it on Gong Qing's shoulder and said, "In that case, I have no choice but to leave it to you! I hope I can see a brand new dormitory when I come back next week."
"That photo..."
"Photo? What photo? Have I ever taken a photo?" Lu You asked with confusion on his face.
Gong Qing and Lu You looked at each other for half a second and smiled knowingly.
"No, you didn't take any photos. I remembered it wrong."
at this time.
Biyande ejected directly from the chair, jumping up and down with excitement.
"She added me vx, she added me vx!"
(End of this chapter)