Math professor returns to routine

Chapter 401 I watch it every day without getting addicted

After separating from Tang Wan, Lu You also returned to the dormitory.

As soon as he opened the door, he heard Zhang Zhichuang's sunny and cheerful laughter.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

In that laughter, Lu You could hear a mixture of contempt and complacency.

"What are you laughing at, so loudly? I heard it in the corridor outside."

"You're back, Brother Lu?" Zhang Zhichuang looked back at Lu You.

"Ah."

"I just saw a really stupid video."

Zhang Zhichuang wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, raised his phone in front of his face, and said: "A certain beast came out of nowhere and actually said that watching borderline videos is addictive.

Really hilarious! I watch it every day, every day, but why don’t you see me becoming addicted? There is no scientific basis at all, just pure rumors. "

Lu You looked at the video and then at Zhang Zhichuang's face.

His complexion was dull, his face was shiny, and there was an obvious circle of black and blue under his eyes.

Lu You's expression became extremely serious and he asked seriously: "Hemorrhoids, I'm going to ask you a few questions. You must answer them truthfully and don't hide anything."

Zhang Zhichuang felt a little strange, but out of trust in Lu You, he didn't ask any more questions.

"You said."

"Have you recently been suffering from backache and leg weakness, weakness in limbs, difficulty falling asleep at night, fatigue and sleepiness during the day, lack of concentration, and forgetting the things you were thinking about one second?"

Zhang Zhichuang trembled and said in disbelief: "How do you know? Are you spying on me?"

Lu You sighed, patted Zhang Zhichuang on the shoulder, and said sympathetically: "If you want to have a harmonious life with Qin Xiyue in the future, I suggest that starting from today, you should stop watching marginal videos.

If you feel sick, find something else to do to distract your attention, such as playing games, or running two laps on the playground. If you don’t want to go out, you can do a few sets of push-ups in the dormitory.

If you really have nothing to do, you can still come to me and I will assign you a few topics, which will be enough for you to tinker with for a long time. "

At first, Zhang Zhichuang was confused and had no idea what Lu You was talking about.

But as Lu You talked more and more, he gradually understood everything, and his face became increasingly ugly.

"You mean, my kidney..."

"Okay, stop talking."

Lu You raised his hand to stop Zhang Zhichuang's next words.

"As long as you know this in your heart, there is no need to talk about it to save yourself some face."

Zhang Zhichuang's heart tightened, and he glanced at Gong Qing and Bi Yangde in a panic. Seeing that they were both busy with their own business, he had no time to pay attention to him, and then relaxed.

"Brother Lu."

Zhang Zhichuang grabbed Lu You's arm, lowered his voice, and asked with a fearful expression: "Do you think I can still be saved?"

The corner of Lu You's mouth raised a slight arc, and he comforted softly: "Brother, don't be afraid! You are still young and have strong resilience. As long as you can control your desires, you will be fine after a while."

"really?"

The way Zhang Zhichuang looked at Lu You was like a dying person meeting the dawn of life.

"How often has your brother Lu lied to you about serious matters?"

"Brother Lu!"

Zhang Zhichuang’s gratitude is beyond words.

"I can't repay you for your great kindness! Just let me dedicate my most precious first kiss to you!"

"roll!"

Lu You kicked Zhang Zhichuang's stool leg with undisguised disgust on his face.

"You too?"

"Hey, I don't like hearing what you are saying! How am I unworthy? Is it just because you and I are the same gender?" Zhang Zhichuang said unconvinced.

"You have a shitty brain!"

Lu You was too lazy to talk nonsense and gave him a middle finger. He turned around and walked back to his desk, put down his schoolbag, sat on the chair, and thought about what to do next.

The small class gathering in the morning has ended, and in the afternoon we went to the library to do PPT with Logan.

The specific content, Lu You had already constructed a vague outline in his mind on the way back to the dormitory.

The theme of PPT is self-presentation, and the first part must be self-introduction.

Go to the cloud photo album to download a personal photo from the travel period, write your name and a few words next to it, and you're basically done.

In the second part, Lu You decided to start with his travel experience.

The display method is similar to the previous part. A few photos are put up, the text content is copied and pasted from Baidu Encyclopedia and the introduction of the corresponding area, and the personal experience part is passed on orally.

PPT only plays a supporting role, and the main body still lies with the narrator.

In the third part, Lu You chose to pick two hobbies to talk about.

As for which two to choose, Lu You tentatively decided on skiing and piano.

The reason is simple.

First of all, whether it is skiing or piano, not many people know how to do it, and their skills are high.

Secondly, both demonstrations require specific conditions, so you don’t have to worry about being tricked by your roommates.

At that time, just put the video of yourself skiing and playing piano on the projector, and you can easily handle it, saving time and effort.

Once you’ve made up your mind, just get started.

Lu You turned on the computer, clicked on Office PPT, and then went to Baidu to get a coordinated and beautiful template. According to his own ideas, he filled in the gaps with text and pictures one by one.

More than an hour later.

Lu You leaned on the back of the chair and stretched.

The PPT progress has reached 80%, and the remaining 20% ​​lies in the optimization and adjustment of typesetting.

At this time, Bi Yangde appeared quietly behind Lu You, holding a steaming mug in his hand.

"Have you finished the PPT?"

Lu You tightened his grip on the mouse again and quickly clicked the left button.

Slide after slide skipped.

"That's right! Just add a few more details and that's it."

Biyangde brought the cup to his mouth and took a sip, sighing: "You are so fast! I just created the document!" "Nothing else, just familiarity."

Lu You has written too many PPTs.

Whether you are giving lectures to students or giving a paper presentation, you must use PPT.

Nowadays, most of the PPTs used by professors in class are handed down from their ancestors and are almost rotten.

But not Lu You.

Every year, the PPTs he uses for lectures are either made new or undergo major rectifications based on the original ones.

Lu You couldn't explain the reason for doing this.

Maybe he was looking for trouble, or maybe it was the shame in his heart that was too small to be noticed.

Bi Yangde read through Lu You's PPT at a glance and said with emotion: "There is so much content! Unlike me, I don't even know what to write, and my mind is blank."

"It's actually nothing."

Lu You said casually: "Just write a classmate list and fill in all your interests, hobbies, personal experiences, horoscopes, and so on.

It's not a formal occasion anyway, and if you do it too well, you won't win any prizes, and it will also put pressure on others, so just relax and be happy. "

A look of surprise flashed in Biyangde's eyes.

"It makes sense. I'm crazy and want to show off in front of Wang Linghua."

Lu You turned to look at Bi Yangde and said in surprise: "You haven't given up yet?"

Bi Yangde's expression was straight and he spoke sternly: "Men like me have never worked hard, how can we give up so easily?"

"Correction, your request for contact information was rejected." Lu You reminded kindly.

The corners of Biyangde's mouth twitched slightly, then returned to normal.

"I think there's still a chance."

"What caused your delusion?"

"She and I are in the same vx group. Rounding it off means I added her vx."

Lu You rolled his eyes fiercely and said speechlessly: "I didn't realize before that you are also a top love brain!"

"I feel like I'm normal."

"Mental patients also feel normal."

"Just let me rush again! Even if my head is broken and my head is bleeding, I will admit it!"

Lu You looked at the steely will in Bi Yangde's eyes, and he suddenly thought of two common sayings.

Good words can't persuade a damn ghost.

Don't hit the wall and don't look back.

Lu You pinched the center of his eyebrows and sighed: "Oh, forget it! I will reluctantly help you once!"

Bi Yangde was stunned for a moment, and then the next second, joy surged into his heart like spring water.

"Master! I knew you loved me!"

"Don't get too excited yet. I just want to help you. I can't guarantee whether it will work or not."

Biyangde calmed down a little and said: "That's enough. If it doesn't work, it only means that we are not suitable, and I will give up."

"Remember what you said."

……

3pm.

After the rain, the sky clears up.

The rain-soaked asphalt was as black as ink.

Lu You was standing on the roadside with his schoolbag on his back and two bottles of milk tea in his hand, thinking about what he had promised Bi Yangde at noon.

He didn't want to be a matchmaker between the two. Anyone with a discerning eye could see that Wang Linghua had no interest in Bi Yangde.

But the authorities were confused, so Bi Yangde couldn't see clearly, or maybe he didn't want to see clearly and insisted on going his own way.

The reason why Lu You said help was not to help the two of them get involved, but to help Bi Yangde recognize the reality and to help Wang Linghua get out of trouble.

Just as Lu You was thinking about how to operate, a pair of small hands came out from behind and covered his eyes.

"Guess who I am?"

The owner of the voice deliberately lowered his voice, but Lu You could still easily tell who it was.

"Zhao Liying?"

"Okay you!"

Tang Wan kicked Lu You in the calf and said angrily: "You don't like Liu Yifei now, but you like Zhao Liying instead, right? You're a scumbag who's erratic!"

"No, you misunderstood, I like both of them." Lu You said seriously.

"you……"

Seeing that Tang Wan was about to explode, Lu You immediately presented the milk tea in his hand to her and said with a smile, "I bought milk tea, do you want to drink it?"

Logan blinked and asked, "What does it taste like?"

"Longan, red dates and milk, with taro balls added."

"Hmph, you know what's going on."

As a foodie, you can have trouble with anything, except food.

Logan took the milk tea, inserted the straw, took a sip happily, and suddenly frowned.

"Why is it hot?"

Lu You also happened to insert the straw into the milk tea cup. Hearing this, he replied: "It's approaching your menstrual period. Do you still want to drink something cold? Aren't you afraid of pain?"

"Fine!"

Tang Wan was unhappy, but she didn't go into details.

The family knows their own affairs.

It's okay on weekdays, but if you don't avoid being cold before your menstrual period, then the next few days will be worse than death.

Tang Wan took Lu You's arm with one hand and pointed forward with the other, saying: "Let's go to the library!"

(End of this chapter)