Math professor returns to routine

Chapter 395 The door is not closed, be wise

After dinner.

Lu You cleared the dining table and came to the living room.

At a glance, he saw Logan lying on the sofa, legs crossed, looking at the phone leisurely.

Lu You slowly stepped forward, sat on the other end of the sofa, and naturally took Tang Wan's little feet into his arms, stroking and kneading them gently.

I haven’t touched it for a few days and I miss it so much!

To be honest, Lu You in his previous life had not yet become a member of the Ten Thousand Foot Controllers.

He prefers legs with visual impact to feet that are rarely seen.

Not the kind of flimsy chopsticks, but lotus roots with even thickness that can tremble as you walk.

In fact, Lu You still despises the foot control group.

It’s just a pair of feet, what’s there to like about it?

Until he traveled to this world and saw Logan's little feet with his own eyes.

In less than half a second, Lu You fell.

Then, Lu You also understood a truth.

It's not that my feet are bad, it's just that I haven't met the pair I like yet.

Lu You could only use four words to describe Tang Wan's little feet.

Almost perfect.

He is 1.68 meters tall, and the size of his feet is just right. The skin on the instep is as smooth and delicate as white jade, with no trace of sun exposure, and the blood vessels inside are clearly visible.

Each toe is round, plump and neatly arranged, and the nails are crystal clear and not even damaged.

Even the soles of the feet, which are often in contact with the ground, are full of healthy rosy color.

The only drawback is that when there is no heating in the winter, it is really too beautiful and freezing.

Fortunately, it's summer now.

Lu You can enjoy the beauty of Yuzu.

The fleshy and warm soles of the feet simply don't feel very good.

Feeling the strength on her feet, Tang Wan knew without thinking that it was Lu You who was holding her hand.

In her eighteen years of life, except for the infancy when her consciousness had not yet formed, Lu You was the only one who liked her feet so much.

Besides, they were the only ones at home at this time.

"Have you finished cleaning up?"

"Ah."

Tang Wan poked out a pair of bright eyes from behind the phone, looked directly at Lu You, and asked doubtfully: "Aren't you going to study?"

Lu You smiled slightly and said, "It would be too much of a beast for me to leave my beautiful girlfriend to study without accompanying me."

Logan curled his lips and said disdainfully: "You didn't say that before."

"The past was before and the present is now. People change."

As he spoke, Lu You tickled Tang Wan's soles teasingly.

"Woo~"

Tang Wan subconsciously tightened her toes, struggled twice symbolically, and said angrily: "What are you doing? It's very itchy!"

"It's nothing, I just want to scratch it a few times."

"You're a bitch, aren't you?"

"I'm already your boyfriend, how can I not be mean?"

Rolling his eyes at Lu You, Tang Wan returned his attention to the phone and said, "Just touch it properly and don't mess around."

The curled toes relax again.

Looking at the delicate little feet in his arms, Lu You couldn't help but sigh.

This is probably what netizens call imported delicacies.

Shaking away the unnecessary thoughts, Lu You asked casually: "What do you usually do in the dormitory?"

"That's a lot!"

Tang Wan slid her finger slightly on the screen and replied: "Watching TV series, studying, sleeping, reading novels, thinking about what to eat next, very busy!"

"Is this also called busy?"

"if not?"

Lu You didn't argue with Tang Wan.

There are no classes for new students for two weeks, so it’s normal to have some free time.

"If you encounter something you don't know about in your studies, remember to ask me. I may not know the professional courses, but when it comes to mathematics, such as advanced mathematics, probability theory, etc., I can help you solve it."

"I know you're awesome!"

At this time, Logan seemed to have thought of something and sat up suddenly.

"Husband, I really have a question to ask you."

Lu You glanced at Tang Wan and said preemptively: "Liu Yifei is more beautiful."

"roll!"

Tang Wan angrily punched Lu You on the shoulder.

"That's not what I want to ask!"

"Then what do you want to ask?"

Tang Wan took a breath, calmed down, and said, "I was reading a time-travel novel recently. It tells the story of the protagonist's soul traveling to another martial arts world, cheating and killing enemies along the way to collect a harem."

"You actually read male videos instead of female videos when reading novels?" Lu You said in surprise.

Tang Wan looked a little disgusted and said: "The female channel is not good! Although the description of the female channel is more detailed, it still feels a bit bad and I can't feel happy."

"What's the name of the book? I'll look for it later."

Tang Wan waved his hand and said, "The book is rubbish. It's a formulaic text generated by AI at a glance. I don't recommend you to read it."

"You still read garbage?"

"The book is not important anyway. What is important is that while reading it, I realized an issue that most people have not considered." Tang Wan said with a serious face.

"You said."

"Soul travel means that the soul travels through time and the body remains in the original world, right?"

Lu You nodded, "What then?"

"In other words, after the soul piercing, the male protagonist uses someone else's body. If he has sex with the female protagonist, is he considered a minotaur?"

Lu You was stunned and didn't know how to answer.

Say no, the physical body used to have sex does come from another person.

That's right, the soul that communicates emotionally with the heroine is indeed herself.

"The question you asked is a bit tricky!"

"right!"

After some careful consideration, Lu You said slowly: "Because everyone has different ideas about your question, you will get different answers. In my opinion, he is not a tauren."

"What's the reason?"

you still need to ask?

If I count myself as a tauren, wouldn’t it mean that I gave myself to the tauren?

Lu You organized his words and replied: "As a person who has personally experienced soul travel, my experience tells me that whether it is the body in the previous life or the body in this life, it is my personal property, and there is no such thing as a tauren."

"How can one person have two bodies? Isn't this unreasonable?" Logan questioned.

"I've already traveled through time, and you still care about whether it's reasonable to have two bodies?" Lu You said amusedly.

Logan was speechless.

Seeing that she found it difficult to accept, Lu You said again: "Or you can think about it in another way. The so-called soul penetration is actually more like creating an extra memory out of thin air in me in the current world."

"Oh, forget it, don't worry about it anymore!"

Tang Wan relaxed and lay straight back on the sofa. He picked up his phone and said, "Time travel is a phenomenon that science cannot explain. It's funny that we are still having a decent discussion here."

Can't science explain it?

Lu You doesn't think so.

It can only be said that today's scientific theories have not developed enough to explain it.

No one can predict what the future holds.

Newtonian mechanics, once regarded as an iron law, was gradually broken by subsequent generations of scientists.

Perhaps we look at those who came before us in the same way that people in the future look upon us.

After withdrawing his wandering mind, another thing suddenly appeared in Lu You's mind.

Logan doesn't know yet that he will take his roommate home to install a computer next week.

Although the house belonged to Lu You in name, there was no need to inform Logan when he brought people back.

However, after being in love with Tang Wan for nearly three years, Lu You still knew how to be a good boyfriend. "My dear concubine, I want to discuss something with you."

Logan blinked, put down the phone again, and said unexpectedly: "You also have something to discuss with me? Incredible!"

"Look what you said! We are husband and wife, isn't it normal to discuss things with each other?"

"I love hearing this!"

Tang Wan smiled and said happily: "Tell me, do you want me to wear black silk or white silk? JK or OL? That's right! I promised you a black silk uniform tonight, I almost forgot!"

Lu You's face turned dark, he slapped Tang Wan on the calf, and scolded: "Can you put less pornographic waste in your mind? Act like a serious person!"

Tang Wan clearly felt that a certain holy sword was reviving on the instep of his feet, so he teased: "It seems like our second son doesn't think so?"

Lu You tightened his abdomen and straightened his chest, and moved Tang Wan's little feet away without changing his expression to prevent the gun from misfiring.

"Classmate Logan, I am discussing serious matters with you, please respect yourself."

Seeing Lu You's serious expression, Tang Wan also put away his playful attitude and stopped playing around.

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

"I want to bring my roommate to my house next Saturday."

"That's it?"

"What do you think it is?"

"Tch, it's boring!" Logan suddenly lost interest and continued reading his novel.

"You don't care at all?"

"You're not bringing a woman back, so what do you care about?" Tang Wan said casually.

"You don't want to know who it is?"

"If I wanted to know, wouldn't you be jealous?"

Lu You thought about it carefully and felt that what Tang Wan said made sense.

The girlfriend eagerly asked for news about her boyfriend's roommate, but something didn't feel right when she heard it.

"Let me tell you directly. You know all my roommates. Gong Qing, Bi Yangde, and Zhang Zhichuang are all members of the training team."

Logan thought about it for a moment, and soon found three vague outlines in the corner of his mind.

One is tall and thin, one is a bit handsome, and the other has more acne on his face.

"What a coincidence? If I remember correctly, the national team also has three of them?"

"Yes."

"Hey! The school knows how to distribute. Put all the perverts together and let you take the exam yourself. Don't harm others!" Logan said with a bad smile.

"Anyone who likes perverts is probably a pervert too!" Lu You replied not to be outdone.

"I do not deny."

"Sure enough, in terms of being shameless, I'm still not as good as you!"

"Where there!"

The two looked at each other, and for a moment, laughter burst out and filled the entire living room.

After a while, the laughter subsided.

Lu You caressed Tang Wan's calf and said, "I don't mind if you also want to bring your friends home."

Who would have thought that not only did Tang Wan not thank Lu You for his kindness, but instead, like a cat whose territory was invaded by outsiders, she said warily: "What do you want to do? Are you planning to include my entire dormitory into your harem? I won't agree to it. of!"

"I really!"

Lu You took several deep breaths and suppressed the urge in his heart to beat Logan to death.

"If you die in front of me in the future, I will definitely pry open your skull to see what is inside."

"You still need to look? They must all be you!"

"Go away, you disgusting love brain!" Lu You said with a look of disgust.

It was rare to have an advantage in the verbal confrontation with Lu You, and Tang Wan felt a little happier.

"I'm not afraid to tell you the truth. I really didn't want to bring anyone to our house. I finally managed to show off in front of my roommates and brought them here. Isn't that just cheating?"

"Just tell them the truth, why bother pretending?"

"I don't! Pretending to be beta makes me happy!"

"Ha! A vulgar woman without high-end tastes!" Lu You sneered.

Logan directly turned on his brain's filtering function and ignored this irrelevant taunt.

"Speaking of which, why did you bring your roommate home? Are you on blackmail?"

Lu You shook his head and said, "Of course not! I might as well stay in the dormitory to save myself a trip."

"Is that a silver party?"

"Yin, you big-headed devil!"

Lu You laughed angrily at Tang Wan, and really wanted to push her on her thigh and slap her with a slipper.

"I asked them to install the computer!"

"Buy another computer, don't you have two laptops?"

An Apple and a Housekeeping Eye, Tang Wan bought them after looking at Lu You.

"This time I bought a desktop, which is different from a laptop."

"What's the difference? Aren't they all computers?" Logan asked confused.

"To put it simply, under the same configuration, the performance of a desktop is far more powerful than that of a notebook."

"Why is this happening? Although the configuration is the same, there is still a difference in performance? Are you cutting corners?" Tang Wan's doubts deepened.

"It's okay to say that it's cutting corners. Laptops are highly integrated, all kinds of hardware are piled up in a small space, and the internal heat dissipation conditions are extremely poor. If the performance is not reduced, the computer will not run at all.

On the contrary, the desktop computer case is large enough to install fans, well-structured cooling ducts, and even water pumps and water-cooling pipes to further enhance heat dissipation. The heat can be dissipated, allowing for natural and unrestrained running performance. "

"Um--"

Tang Wan nodded seriously and said, "I don't understand."

"I don't understand what you are nodding?" Lu You said speechlessly.

"What's the budget?"

"I won't mess with split water. The overall budget should be controlled within ten days!"

As expected of a rich man!

Buy a computer for 100,000 yuan, spend it as much as you want without blinking an eye.

Tang Wan grinned, held out his right hand to Lu You, and said, "Brother Fu, v me 50!"

"It's less than a week since school started and you're already short of money?"

"There is no shortage, but who would think that money is too much?"

Lu You pushed Tang Wan's right hand back and said, "Then I'll give it to you when you are short of money. Once people have money, they tend to become bad. I don't want you to go astray."

"Stingy!"

Tang Wan pretended to be unhappy and kicked Lu You, then asked, "Do you boys all like to assemble computers?"

"Other people don't know, but at least I, Li Yu, and a few friends I know like it."

"Why do you like to install computers?"

"Because installing computers makes me happy."

"It's that simple?"

Seeing that Tang Wan didn't believe it, Lu You explained patiently: "Liking is a very simple thing. Installing machines can make me feel happy, so I like installing machines. You look very much in line with my aesthetics, so I like you, Simple and pure.”

"You may sound nice, but in reality you are just looking for sex! A vulgar man without high-level tastes!" Tang Wan said with disdain.

I seem to have heard this somewhere.

Lu You coughed twice and said without changing his expression: "Hue is a person's appearance. If you can't even attract people from the outside, how can I explore your inside?"

"I still want to take a shower, so I won't argue with you."

Logan put his feet back and stood up, then stepped on his slippers and walked to the bedroom.

When he was about to leave the living room, Logan stopped again, turned around and said, "Let me remind you, when I take a shower later, I will accidentally forget to lock the door. You'd better be wiser."

Lu You:......

"The toilet floor is slippery and very tiring."

"Isn't that right? It's just for fitness."

Without giving Lu You a chance to refute, Tang Wan turned around and disappeared into the corridor.

Lu You raised his head and looked at the ticking wall clock on the wall, unable to hide the sadness in his eyes.

"The night is long!"

(End of this chapter)