Chapter 385: Cao has the heart of a thief but does not have the courage of Lu Bu
Chapter 385: Cao has the heart of a thief but does not have the courage of Lu Bu
Time flies.
It’s the end of August.
It is also the day before the official start of school.
After a few days of adaptation, the freshmen's curiosity about the new environment has faded and they have gradually returned to their ordinary daily lives.
When it’s time to eat, when it’s time to drink, when it’s time to study, when it’s time to wander around.
For Lu You, the biggest change in the past few days is that his mobile phone, which was originally peaceful, suddenly became noisy.
First, QQ has a lot of QQ groups, such as college groups, grade groups, class groups, hometown groups, high school alumni groups, etc.
Then I downloaded various APPs, from Tong to Star.
Even vx can't escape the fate of being dragged into various group chats. The key is that they are not allowed to refuse. It is said that the school will often send notifications in the group chat.
In addition, you have to fill in a form at every turn. If you don't fill it out, the administrator will leave it alone in the group.
At first, Lu You adhered to the principle of not causing trouble to others and filled out each form patiently and carefully.
However, at the end of the day, his cell phone was like a time bomb, noisy and noisy. Lu You couldn't even calm down and read the paper.
Simply block all groups with one click, and the world suddenly becomes quiet.
Sure enough, if you are a little more selfish, your life will be better.
this day.
Half past eight in the morning.
After Lu Youchen finished his run, he brought breakfast to Logan, then returned to the dormitory, sat at his desk, opened his laptop, clicked on the PDF file, and recited three times silently in his mind.
3 - 2 - 1
"You're still studying while riding a horse? You're sitting in a small dormitory reading papers without your top girlfriend during the great morning time. Are you still a human being?"
Lu You rolled his eyes silently.
During these days when I was living on campus, as soon as I sat down and turned on my computer, within three seconds, someone would come and play tricks on me.
Either Gong Qing or Zhang Zhichuang, sometimes the two come together.
This time Gong Qing went to the corridor outside to talk on the phone with his girlfriend, and it was Zhang Zhichuang who came.
"No, I'm just reading a paper. Is this a crime?" Lu You said speechlessly.
"No one is allowed to study in our dormitory!"
Zhang Zhichuang covered Lu You's laptop, raised his hand and pointed out the door, saying: "Now, immediately, immediately, go to the girls' dormitory opposite and ask your Logan out to play!"
Lu You sighed and asked, "It's so early in the morning, what's there to do?"
"I don't care! In short, I don't want anyone to study in front of me!" Zhang Zhichuang said forcefully.
Lu You turned around, stared at Zhang Zhichuang intently, and said: "Hemorrhoids, you have changed. You were not like this before. You used to learn with me, but now, not only do you not learn, you also prevent me from doing so." I, you are so strange.”
Zhang Zhichuang was unmoved and replied with a straight face: "The past was the past, and the present is the present. Don't look at people today with the eyes of the past."
"Row!"
Lu You opened the closet, took out his schoolbag, and said, "Is it okay if I go to the library to study?"
"What? You still want to sneak it in behind our backs?"
Zhang Zhichuang struggled to grab the schoolbag from Lu You's hand and said, "This kind of thing is not allowed!"
"MD! This won't work, that won't work, will you help me write my math paper?"
"Writing a thesis as a freshman? Stop teasing me!" Zhang Zhichuang looked disbelieving.
Lu You sneered and said disdainfully: "Just because you can't write doesn't mean I can't write. There is also a gap between recommended students!"
"What did you say?"
Zhang Zhichuang grabbed Lu You's collar and said with fierce eyes: "Who said I can't write! Who are you looking down on?"
"Someone is anxious, I won't say who it is."
Just when the two were about to fight, the dormitory door opened quietly.
"What are you two doing?" Gong Qing asked doubtfully.
Zhang Zhichuang pointed at Lu You and said angrily: "This guy doesn't abide by the dormitory agreement and openly turns on the computer to study!"
Lu You was confused and asked: "What the hell is the dormitory trash treaty? Why haven't I heard of it?"
"What? Start studying again?"
Gong Qing was about to get angry, but then the conversation changed.
"No, I have more important things to say."
Zhang Zhichuang and Lu You looked at each other, snorted disdainfully, and said, "I'll let you go this time, but next time I catch you, I'll break your computer!"
Lu You slapped the table and retorted unceremoniously: "Break it off! Break it off hard! This year's latest top-of-the-line Apple MacBook Pro, I can buy several with my pocket money in a month, but I don't know if you, a poor guy, can afford it." rise!"
Zhang Zhichuang twitched his eyebrows. Although the Apple notebook was bullshit, the high price was indeed beyond his reach.
"Tch! What's so great about a MacBook? Can it play games? Open 2077 and let me see? I really don't know what kind of idiot would buy an Apple laptop in college!"
"Haha! I take it you don't know anything about Mane's power?"
Lu You opened the closet again, fumbled around, and took out a large black laptop from inside.
"Did you see the big eyes above? Use your walnut-sized brain to think about it. Since I can afford a MacBook, will I have no money to buy a ROG? If I don't take it out, I'm afraid it will blind you!"
woc!
It’s a ROG notebook!
Judging from the appearance, it seems to be the 4090 version!
Zhang Zhichuang clenched his fists instantly and his face turned red from holding back.
How to do?
I really want to touch it!
Why don't you bow your head and give in?
"That's enough for you two! Listen to what I have to say!"
Gong Qing forcibly interrupted the quarrel between the two and said: "The class group sent a notice asking us to gather under the tree next to the dormitory building at nine o'clock."
"What are we gathering for? A meeting?" Zhang Zhichuang asked.
"It's said to be to familiarize the new students with the campus."
Thinking that he still had more than ten pages of unread papers, Lu You reluctantly asked: "I am already very familiar with the school, can I not go?"
"It's better not to be absent from the first class group activity, and the class teacher has said that the number of people will be counted. Unless you are feeling unwell, you are not allowed to ask for leave."
"Oh! There's so much to do when school starts!" Lu You complained irritably.
Zhang Zhichuang stared straight at the laptop placed on Lu You's lap, rubbed his hands nervously, and asked in a trembling voice: "Master...Master, can you let me touch your computer?"
Lu You:?
"Which one?"
Zhang Zhichuang pointed down and said, "That's it."
Lu You suddenly realized it, then smiled crookedly and asked, "Want to touch my ROG?"
Zhang Zhichuang nodded repeatedly. “tui! I won’t even let you touch the dog!”
Lu You waved to Bi Yangde at the opposite table and said, "Bi Yangde, don't you want to play the high-definition Big Cousin 2? I've downloaded the game and I'll lend you the computer."
Bi Yangde's mouth twitched slightly and said, "Who are you calling a dog?"
"I'm just asking you if you want it or not?"
"Aren't you afraid that I'll break it?"
"It's okay, I bought it if it broke."
“The boss is awesome!”
Zhang Zhichuang couldn't stand it anymore and angrily reprimanded: "Are you childish? How old are you? You still treat me differently!"
"Maybe elementary school students will think it's naive, but college students think it's just right. If you don't like it, just buy one!"
After quarreling with Zhang Zhichuang, Lu You continued to say to Bi Yangde: "Bi Yangde, you are having fun. The accessories for the Hacker Family Bucket I ordered will arrive at home in a few days. I will take you to my house to install them together. "
"Really? That's great, God! I love you!"
"Fuck! I'm going too!"
"Hey, I won't take you there! I'll make you so angry!"
"Unfair! I want to appeal!"
……
It's approaching nine o'clock.
All members of 403 were dressed neatly and came to the meeting point in front of the dormitory.
Before he even got close, Lu You saw a large group of acquaintances, including Xu Nian and Qin Xiyue, whom he hadn't seen for a long time.
"Good guy! I'm afraid our class has been rounded up by the training team!" Lu You said in shock.
"That's right! Otherwise, the Department of Mathematics is the most valuable in Capital University!" Gong Qing replied proudly.
"You guys chat, I'll find someone."
After saying that, without waiting for anyone to respond, Zhang Zhichuang turned into a bolt of lightning, passed through the crowded crowd, and headed straight for the girl.
Lu You crossed his arms and said disdainfully: "What a piece of shit, you forget about your good brother when you have a woman! It's a shame that I agreed to take him to my house!"
"The class teacher is here, let's go there quickly!"
Gong Qing put his hands on the shoulders of Lu You and Bi Yangde, pushing them forward.
……
"Has Li Yu been looking for you in the past two days?"
Xu Nian was looking down at his phone and was startled by the sudden sound.
Looking back, I found that it was my boyfriend's good brother Lu You.
"You drove here quietly, didn't you make any sound?"
"You are too addicted to your mobile phone."
Xu Nian brushed his hair from his temples and returned his attention to his mobile phone.
"I'm chatting with my man, don't disturb me."
"Fine!"
Lu You shrugged and retreated back to the group of boys.
He just saw an acquaintance coming over to say hello, and had no intention of chatting.
At this time, Bi Yangde calmly came over and asked in a low voice: "Master, who is this blue-haired girl? Do you know her?"
Lu You glanced at Bi Yangde lightly and asked, "Are you interested?"
Bi Yangde's eyes were starry and he said with great interest: "This hair, this body shape, and this face are so to my liking!"
"What if I have a boyfriend?"
"Forget it. I am an iron-blooded god of pure love, and I can't play like a tauren."
Lu You looked at Xu Nian's back and introduced: "Her name is Xu Nian. She is my childhood girlfriend. They are very close, so don't worry about her."
"Oh, what a pity!"
Bi Yangde looked up at the sky and sighed: "Why do all the girls I like have a partner? Is there something wrong?"
Lu You's eyes were sharp, he took half a step back, and said warily: "I suddenly don't want you to come to my house anymore."
"No! Although I have the heart of a thief, I don't have the courage of Lu Bu. For other people's girlfriends, I only care about them for a while and will not take action." Bi Yangde defended.
"If you are so honest, I don't want you to come even more!"
At this time, a close clap sounded, followed closely by the clear and clean voice of the girl.
"Everyone in Math Class 1, please be quiet!"
The noisy chatter quickly decreased until it disappeared.
Lu You looked in the direction of the sound and saw a girl standing in front of her with a ponytail, about 1.6 meters tall and wearing light makeup on her face.
Next to her was a tall boy wearing glasses.
Both of them had friendly smiles on their faces.
The boy stepped forward and said: "Let me introduce myself first. I am a student in the School of Environmental Science and Engineering. My surname is Fan. You can call me Senior Fan.
The beautiful senior next to me is my classmate. Her surname is Zhou. You can call her Senior Zhou. Come and say hello to everyone. "
Senior Sister Zhou waved to everyone and said enthusiastically: "Good morning everyone, I am your Senior Sister Zhou."
Senior Fan took over again and said, "Sister Zhou and I are your class tutors this semester, and our main task is to help you freshmen integrate into university life faster and better.
If you have any questions about the university, you can directly message me in the vx or QQ class group, and I will try my best to answer them for you. "
Senior Sister Zhou added: "Girls, just love me! Of course, handsome juniors can do that too! By the way, senior, I'm still single!"
"Oh--"
Gong Qing hit Lu You and Bi Yangde with his elbows, and teased: "I'm talking about you, handsome juniors."
"Tch! It's better to have one of my beloved concubines!"
"I'm not interested, it's not my cup of tea."
Senior Fan clapped his hands again to calm down the scene and said, "Now please form two lines. I will count the number of people. After the count is completed, you can go to the campus."
(End of this chapter)
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