After crossing over, he has no taboos among the zombies.

Chapter 456

Study decisively and don't miss any book.

It seems that the bountiful harvest of coffin corpse rewards has further raised the standard. The rewards for three ordinary corpses are very perfunctory.

One gave one year of cultivation, and the other gave one year of internal strength.

They are all symbolic consolation rewards.

The last one was given a book of magic, but it was a rather shabby one, called the Farting Technique.

Farting spell: A small curse spell from the witch clan. When this spell is cast, the target's anus and intestines will be swollen and unable to control themselves.

Note: What it releases is not a fart, but the unyielding soul of grains.

When Qin He saw it, his face immediately showed disgust.

This witch clan is really something, they only produce some magic that is not up to standard.

Such as the curse of rotten eyes, the art of collecting essence, and the art of farting.

Although the Witch Sect has indeed declined, this is too embarrassing. Can't there be some proper rewards?

However, no matter how much you dislike it, it is good to learn one more spell.

As the saying goes, it’s always good to have many skills.

Techniques are one aspect, and the various knowledge contained in techniques is also very valuable.

Study decisively.

Suddenly, all kinds of strange knowledge about the human intestines and abdomen and the hook of qi were familiar to him, and he reached the pinnacle of learning it in one go.

Cast.

"biu~"

Qin He attacked Hui Mi Qiu who was shoveling the ashes.

Hui Miqiu even straightened his body slightly, then looked at Wang Tiezhu and the Lamborghini lying on the ground with a sly look, then looked at Qin He and Xiao Diao, and then stood still for about ten seconds before resuming his movement.

Qin He took a look and said, "Oh, not bad."

This sphincter can be contracted and expanded freely.

He can actually fart silently, and has grasped the essence of the hidden fart.

It is indeed a big rat that has lived for hundreds of years.

In that case, let’s have some more.

biu~biu~biu~

Three consecutive fart techniques.

At this moment, the gray rice rat's eyes suddenly opened wide, his whole body stiffened, and he felt a surge of intestinal gas in his abdomen rushing down and hitting his intestinal gate.

The gatekeeper "Sphincter" was shocked and hurriedly closed the city gate, ordering the intestinal gas to stop making noise and pass through in an orderly manner.

However, the intestinal gas was too turbulent and the sphincter was unable to hold it in, and the intestinal gas made a long and sharp whistling sound through the narrow city gate.

"Chi chi chi chi~~~"

Immediately, the sound shocked everyone.

Qin He was amazed. The sound was like a gas leak.

It's really awesome that the fart can sound like this.

"what sound?"

Hearing the sound, Wang Tiezhu turned his head and listened left and right, looking for the source of the sound. He seemed to smell something and sniffed it.

But when he turned around and saw Hui Mi Qiu holding his butt with his belly sticking out, his face immediately turned green. He pointed at Hui Mi Qiu and cursed: "You are not doing your job properly, why are you farting here?"

"Master Zhu, there are three urgent things when it comes to people: fart, urinate and poop. I just couldn't hold it in." Hui Mi Qiu explained hurriedly.

"Still quibbling."

"I was wrong."

"What are you eating? Why does it smell like rotten sweet potato?" Wang Tiezhu covered his nose with a look of disgust.

"Master Zhu is very insightful. I did eat sweet potatoes. There are large fields of sweet potatoes planted outside the city near the pig shed. They are big and sweet."

"Did I ask you to praise me?"

"I was wrong."

"As for the sweet potatoes... bring some back tomorrow."

"Yes, Master Zhu."

"..."

In front of Wang Tiezhu, Hui Mi Qiu is always obedient.

The Green Ox Immortal sat the first boy down, preventing it from having any thoughts of disobedience.

However, at this moment, Wang Tiezhu suddenly opened his green eyes slightly, his body stiffened, and then: "Puff puff puff~~"

A series of farts were released, even more arrogant than Hui Mi Qiu's.

As the saying goes, loud farts don’t smell, stinky farts don’t make noises, but consecutive farts are both loud and smelly.

Immediately a sour and foul smell filled the air.

Hui Mi Qiu shrank his neck, pursed his lips tightly, held his breath and dared not say a word.

The slap in the face came too quickly. At this time, let alone talking, even breathing was wrong.

Wang Tiezhu's expression was instantly filled with embarrassment, disbelief, and annoyance... After a pause, he forced himself to say, "What are you looking at? I've finished my work. It's okay to fart a few times to relieve my stress."

"Yes, yes, what Master Zhu said is right." Hui Mi Qiu nodded repeatedly.

"Why does your fart smell like beef?" At this moment, Lamborghini's faint voice suddenly sounded from behind Wang Tiezhu.

Wang Tiezhu turned around and saw that the Lamborghini, who had been sleeping soundly on the ground, had gotten up at some point and was standing behind him, staring at him suspiciously with a pair of huge bull eyes.

"You smelled it wrong. I didn't eat beef." Wang Tiezhu thought to himself that something was wrong.

"How dare you, a dead turtle, eat my cattle~"

"You scold me?"

"I'll butt you, like a bull charging you, ha!"

"Oh!"

"Ah~ I'm going to fight you~"

"..."

Just when the Dongcheng crematorium was in turmoil because of “trivial matters”.

Feiyuwei Yamen.

Wei Yuanji, who was drinking and eating supper, suddenly found that Wei Wu, who was originally in a good mood and drinking and eating heartily, suddenly became uneasy.

A few days ago, Wei Wu was in the limelight.

He single-handedly challenged the entire capital's martial arts world, won eight out of nine battles, and dominated the world.

Even Shen Lian, the commander-in-chief of the Feiyu Guard, personally commended him.

Taking advantage of the great victory, Feiyuwei directly captured several gangsters who they originally wanted to catch but didn't dare to catch, and dealt a heavy blow to the gang.

Wei Wu was so proud that he couldn't even describe it with just one word: great.

Especially the two matches against Cai Sandao, which can be called a Jedi counterattack.

In the first round, Cai Sandao used his iron fist to block, but Wei Wu didn't know that and kicked him, breaking his leg.

But it doesn’t matter, he has self-healing skills and will be fine in half an incense stick of time.

The fight continued the next day. Wei Wu wore iron leg guards with protruding iron nails on them. Cai Sandao didn't know about this and deliberately opened his crotch to provoke Wei Wu.

My goodness, that kick sent two and a half of Cai Sandao’s three souls flying away. He covered his crotch and fled, without even returning to Yihongyuan.

For this reason, Wei Wu drank and ate to his heart's content every day and treated guests every day.

"Brother Wu, what's wrong with you?" Wei Yuanji asked curiously.

Wei Wu's face was embarrassed. He touched his buttocks and looked like he wanted to say something but hesitated.

Seeing this, Wei Yuanji's mouth twitched, "You're not... having hemorrhoids again, are you?"

"It feels like, not sure."

Wei Wu squatted for a few times, then hurriedly picked up a bronze mirror and ran to the toilet. A moment later, he came back with an embarrassed look on his face and said through gritted teeth, "It's hemorrhoids."

Wei Yuanji took a deep breath and said speechlessly, "Brother Wu, you are not suitable for drinking and eating. I have consulted Doctor Ju. You should be careful with drinking for this condition."

"Why didn't you say it earlier? You only said it after it was already aroused."

"How would I know it's so accurate? You're at the peak of your internal strength now, so this kind of problem shouldn't be happening to you."

"What should we do now?"

"How about... I help you cut it?"