I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Chapter 421: Hiding here and getting married secretly?



Chapter 421: Hiding here and getting married secretly?

Corellon felt a surge of heat rushing from his chest directly to the top of his head.

For the first time, he felt the shame and anger of being accused in person by a weak creature.

The elven god had lost almost all his strength and even had difficulty coughing. The anger and coldness in his eyes made him look like he was having a last burst of energy.

"Human! Don't think that just because you hold an important place in Xiling's heart, you can do whatever you want in front of me!"

The furious Corellon's voice was as loud as a thunderstorm, shaking the entire elven courtyard.

"what the hell!

I thought you were hiding here...getting married secretly..."

The short half-elf happened to jump out of the shadows at this moment and shouted in the direction of the stone table.

She jumped out just before Corellon's outburst, so the tone of the first half of the sentence was still as noisy as usual;

But in the second half of the sentence, the little fellow's voice was as thin as a mosquito's hum, and then his sister covered his mouth and took him aside.

Corellon noticed Xiaolian, and although he was very angry, he still patiently dispersed the green energy in his palm.

As an elven god with a perverse personality, Corellon is notoriously emotional. Therefore, he always has to rely on strong alcohol and autism to force himself to appear extremely rational in public.

However, under Shahani's "training", Corellon is now much better than he was tens of thousands of years ago - in terms of controlling his emotions.

Although he was very unhappy with what Ivan said, just as Rillifane had said before, this kid lacked reverence for any gods.

What's more, Alvin is now considered half a god.

Resisting the urge to get angry, Corellon signaled to Ivan that he could continue.

"Ahem... Don't get so excited when you get older. It's not good for your health.

Hey, hey, hey! Don’t do it, let’s talk about something serious…”

Ivan glanced at Xiling who was dragging her sister away, and the happy curve on the corner of his mouth made Corellon a little amused.

Restrain, restrain, slow down your heartbeat, lower your blood pressure...

The Elf God gave himself psychological hints, whether they were useful or not.

This human really can't be beaten at all. If I hurt Xiling, she'd probably cry for a long time. Huh... Huh... Huh...

After some random operations, Ivan's voice finally rang out.

"Corellon, I think your elven gods should have understood the current situation.

How should I put it? Before you were in the astral world, all the ordinary creatures could only treat you through space.

What should it be called... Oh, right - across the plane.

So relatively speaking, even if believers or other creatures have resentment or even hatred in their hearts, you certainly won't be able to feel it from such a long distance away.

But now it's different, you are in the same plane as mortal creatures.

Let's talk about an extreme situation. If the elven gods become the public enemy of the plane, with a legendary Angharris, can you resist the attack of humans, orcs, or even elves?"

Ivan paused, looking for something to drink to moisten his throat.

Unfortunately, these newly descended gods in the Elf Courtyard have not yet realized the importance of food and water...

Helpless, Alvin swallowed his saliva and continued speaking with his neck tilted.

"I saw Angharris leading a few strong elven gods on patrol.

This shows that you yourselves are actually aware of the crisis.

And La Bellas, who encouraged all the people to work together to finish the house and the road, and after the road the temple;

But at first, I remember they built the city wall...

Can I understand that you are actually so weak that you have to rely on this kind of facility that even frost giants may not be able to resist to give yourself a sense of security?"

Corellon, who had been repeating "restraint", "breathe", and "don't hurt them" in his mind, could no longer hold back.

He stood up suddenly and lifted Ivan into the air.

Ivan had clearly seen the green energy in Corellon's palm, and his alarm bells rang, and he broke out in a cold sweat.

He had seen this thing before. It could even crack the teeth of a skeleton in the Star Realm.

If it hit me, my feet would probably fly to the Spine of the World and my head would fly to the Breath of the Moon Sea...

But the next second, the extremely furious Elf God put Ivan down and sat back dejectedly.

"Go on—"

Corellon's voice returned to the tone of waiting to die, but Ivan had not heard his conversation with Corellon before, and he couldn't help but be frightened by Corellon's change.

After pondering his words for a while, Alvin looked up at the already extremely bright full moon and began to chat slowly.

“Anything that can pose a threat to the current Elven God, no matter if it is the wild beasts living around;

Maybe there are moon elves who got wind of this.

After all, this was once their home, and you killed their family and friends, and occupied this land—"

"That's because - never mind, go on..."

Corellon almost exploded again, but this time Ivan was not scared.

He now understands Corellon's personality - an extremely emotional, face-saving, and loveless old man.

But he didn't want his speech to be interrupted again and again;

If this guy loses control someday, I will just have to send it directly...

Returning to his seat, Alvin knocked on the table rudely.

"Control it, control it!

If you keep getting so surprised, I won't talk to you anymore!"

Seeing Corellon spread his hands, Ivan picked up what he had just said.

“Apart from the Moon Elves, I’m afraid there will be other forces eyeing this place.

I don't know what a group of gods who came to earth would mean to ordinary creatures;

I think most people are like me, and have no idea that you are so weak now.

What's even more terrifying is that this "majority" doesn't think you can live in peace with them -

After all, you are gods, gods who possess absolute power in the plane and can threaten their lives at any time.

The best way to face unknown threats is—"

"Eliminate the threat..."

Corellon took over the conversation, and his originally restless and irritable eyes became extremely serious.

"Ivan, it seems that you are not only clever as a creature, but your wisdom has far surpassed most of the gods in the star world...

I am aware of this problem as well.

Whether it is the moon elves or other races, there are definitely many that have hostile relations with the elven pantheon.

That’s why I thought, if the Elf God disappears completely, maybe those beings who have grudges against the Elf God, those races who think the Elf God threatens their survival, will stop harassing the last few dozen gods who have no fighting power.”

Corellon slowly closed his eyes. This was the first time he explained to others why he wanted to die.

This elf god wanted to use himself in exchange for a glimmer of hope for the gods who came to the world.

But after a while, Ivan's voice suddenly came, with obvious disdain in his tone.

"Why? Do you want the elven pantheon to rely on the kindness of other races for its continued survival?"


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