I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Chapter 362: Slippery Gods and Mercenary Perversions

Under the leadership of Iris, the racial goddess, the terrifying efficiency of the dark elves appeared again.

Iris, who had been somewhat resistant to Alvin because of her daughter, almost completely copied Alvin's advice this time.

For this new city of the dark elves, there was indeed no sense of security in the past thirty years.

So building walls and strengthening military power are the first things to go.

In response, Elise inquired carefully about the structures of the two Aven-version high walls she had seen;

Then Nemea was arranged to bring a large group of dark elves to start working according to the freshly-made blueprints.

Because of the characteristics of the dark elves themselves, there are quite a few spellcasters among these three thousand people.

Therefore, when it comes to the use of shaping spells, he is much better than Alvin, who is a half-baked person and whose strength is greatly reduced.

Besides, Alvin has more important tasks to do.

"Give us at least a few hundred of the small city defense cannons you designed for those dirty frost giants!

And Neild's little flying balls, at least a hundred of them would be great!

As you know, our current financial situation is not ideal, so how about an installment contract?"

Faced with his future mother-in-law's obvious intention to get something for free, Alvin rejected her outright.

“Elise, those mortars—the small city defense cannons you mentioned—are useless underground.

Above your heads are stalagmites hanging down from the cave. Do you understand what a parabola is?

These shells will probably explode on top of your heads before they reach their highest point. Is this a true suicide weapon?

[Feiyan] I can sell the drone to you. I mean sell it. You pay for it and get the drone in return.

But you also know that Neild's production capacity cannot be increased in a short time, and we can only squeeze out one month's production capacity at most for you.

So you can just send someone to Neild to place the order normally!

I can still help you cut in line and schedule an appointment in advance.

But forget about paying in installments, there is not a penny to be paid.”

The short Lian and the two-dimensional Kong Er sat there in amazement, watching a god and a pervert haggling with each other like street vendors in a human city.

"Can't pay in installments? Then at least give me some discount, right?

How about a 70% discount? I've seen Neild's offer, and that tattered little ball is priced at 1,000 gold coins per unit. That's really too much."

Iris stood up with her hands on her hips. The biological level suppression of the gods themselves could have put some pressure on Ivan, a human.

But the mercenary words that came out of Iris's mouth completely wasted this suppression.

"Three folds? Are you a devil?

For Xiling's sake, I can only give you 20% off at most - don't nag, 20% off is the limit."

Ivan also stood up suddenly, looking up at the other person without showing any weakness.

This made the dark elves watching nearby gasp in shock.

This is our own Lord God. How can this human be so brave?

Did he intend to anger Lady Iris on purpose, and then be crushed into powder by the enraged divine power...

As a result, Iris did not get angry, but instead showed a hint of hesitation on her face.

In less than a few breaths, she made up her mind and asked tentatively:

"How about adding Lian, but all transactions between us must be conducted at a 40% discount."

"Clam?!"

“Huh?! Mother! Are you going too far?!”

Before the short guy could jump up, his mother held his head down and made him sit back down.

“Add Lian? Are you saying I still have to consider Lian’s feelings?

No, the relationship between me and Lian is not worth half of that!"

"Human pervert... mmmmm... I'm going to bite you to death... mmm..."

"Shh...be good, don't move.

Mother is talking to Ivan about serious matters."

The furious Lian was grabbed by the neck and covered by Iris' mouth. Her movements were so skillful that even Alvin was a little surprised.

After Iris "comforted" Lian, she turned and continued talking to Ivan.

"Human, don't bargain with me on this. Xiling and Lian are both my daughters, my own!"

Seeing this, Alvin had no choice but to compromise and accept the shamelessness of his future mother-in-law.

What is this?

For Xiling's sake, that's because Xiling is likely to be with me... cough cough cough...

But Lian has nothing to do with me, she is just a follower.

Whose sister-in-law can be so generous?

"Okay, 20% off is 20% off, but you can't pay in installments!"

"make a deal!"

In the midst of a slick exchange between two street vendors, a tearful half-elf was sold for a good price.

Of course, I guess only Alvin was naive enough to think that the 20% discount was really a favor.

……

The astral void, the outer space of the elven kingdom.

Several elves and gods were lying on the grass in a mess, all with injuries of varying degrees, many with missing arms and legs, looking miserable.

"Stop! Don't go out again."

The silver-haired old man Labelas stopped several elven gods who were about to tear open a space crack. He squatted on the ground with a serious expression, checking the condition of these injured gods.

"The enemies outside are not something you weak gods can fight against."

This [Eternal Observer] closed his eyes and used his special way of perception to detect the energy fluctuations outside the Kingdom of God.

"What a strange energy reaction..."

He muttered as quietly as possible, without even moving his lips.

According to common sense, no matter how developed the Elf God's hearing is, he would not be able to hear such a voice that does not even produce airflow.

But there was one exception.

[What's going on? Is it a difficult situation? ]

Being able to easily sense the inner thoughts of subordinate creatures, Corellon naturally heard Labelas's whispers.

However, after all, this chief god of the race had a lot of experience, and he asked Labelas questions with great caution using soul resonance.

[Your Highness Corellon, this enemy is no longer difficult to describe.]

Labelas stood up. There was no enemy energy left in the wounds of these gods.

However, the divinity and divine power that should have been released from the wound surface disappeared without a trace, as if they were isolated by something.

[Those guys who look like outsiders, their divine power attributes are almost exactly the same as our Star Realm gods...]

【What? 】

Corellon, who was wearing hollow armor, couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

Following the direction that Labelas was exploring, Corellon spread out his divine consciousness.

These divine thoughts filled with enormous energy passed through the space barrier with great ease, emitting ripples outwards.

Just like radar, these ripples hit outside the kingdom of God and then fed the detected information back into Corellon's head.

"This is... could this be?"

At this moment, Corellon, who created the entire elven pantheon, did not bother to remain cautious and shouted out directly.