I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Chapter 326 Is This Kid Crazy?



Chapter 326 Is This Kid Crazy?

"Old Skeleton! You must know something, right?

Stop! Don't run!"

In the small mining town of Nield, a young human with black hair and black eyes was chasing a skeleton in a white robe.

It seemed that this human was a little anxious. While sprinting at full speed, he threw spells one after another from his hands.

This fierce and dangerous chase turned Neild's originally peaceful morning into a chaotic one.

After waking up, Alvin ran to the next room to find Xiling and the others as usual.

As a result, after staying in the empty room for a long time, Annie, who was passing by, told him that Xiling and Lian had left with the tall elf last night.

This made Alvin very depressed.

She followed her future mother-in-law to the Lying Star Realm, experienced a life-and-death battle, and was thrown into the nostrils of a giant half-dragon by Ongses.

God knows how many dirty things were on me at that time.

As a result, this treacherous mother-in-law ran away with Xiling and her sister-in-law...

What's the matter? Do you really want to give your future son-in-law a little warning?

The more Alvin thought about it, the angrier he became. He felt like his chest was about to burn.

Especially when Rillifane shaved his ribs and told him indifferently that Xiling and Lian should not have returned to the Haze Forest.

Ivan's rage completely erupted.

This Blue Star young man with little emotional experience was completely unaware of his overreaction.

"Human boy! Stop chasing me!

Ouch - I finally washed this robe clean..."

Rillifane, who was running madly in front, made a sharp turn and dodged the pink magic ball thrown by Ivan;

As a result, he tripped over something and fell to the ground in a very funny posture.

Seeing this, Ivan, who was following behind, stood directly beside Rillifane and left several black footprints on his beloved white robe.

"Old Skeleton, just tell me honestly, what is going on..."

"Human boy! Get out of my way!

Eh? What are you going to do!

You disgusting, deceitful human! Put down the toilet in your hand!"

Under Ivan's extremely intimidating threat, the mysophobic skeleton Rillifane had no choice but to tell everyone what he knew.

Xiling's mother is a god, and a deity who has descended to the mortal world in her original form. This is almost an open secret in their circle of gods.

However, when this deity was conceiving Xiling, he did not know to limit his own divine power in his body.

Originally, Iris just planned to enjoy life in the main material world like an ordinary high elf.

But when Xiling was born, Iris found out that she was wrong, extremely wrong.

This little half-elf, born from a god and a mortal creature, has divine markings all over his face.

This is also the reason why Xiling always wears a hood.

The imprint of divine characters is not a sign of divine favor.

On the contrary, this is equivalent to a punishment from the higher gods on gods and mortals after they have tasted the forbidden fruit.

These marks cannot be removed from the face, even if a transformation spell is used, the marks will still remain.

Creatures with these marks will be watched by other gods.

Swallowing this creature can help gods improve the purity of their own divine thoughts.

So when Xiling was a child, both mother and daughter lived a secluded life.

Iris spent a long time trying to find a way to remove these marks.

Even for the sake of experiment, this eccentric goddess, through some unknown means, gave birth to a second child, the short girl Lian.

Originally, Iris thought that if things didn't work out, she would just live in the forest forever.

It would be nice to let my two daughters live a carefree life.

As a result, changes occurred among the drow, or dark elves.

The dark elves who fled the Underdark found Eilistraee, hoping that the deity who once cared for them would once again take in these helpless defectors.

Although it's not sensible, Iris is a god after all, and she has the responsibilities that a god needs to bear.

So out of desperation, Iris left her two children and helped the dark elves who could not survive on the ground to build a new underground kingdom.

This time, Iris returned to the surface because the new underground city had become stable and she wanted her daughters to live with her.

"This plot is very unreasonable!"

Ivan's anger subsided a little.

He sat in front of Rillifane, watching the old skeleton opposite him wiping the dust off his robe vigorously.

"Shouldn't they just come up to me, give me a blank check, and let me fill in the numbers myself?"

Rillifane, who was concentrating on cleaning her robes, didn't understand what Alvin was saying.

His attention was now entirely on his white robe.

"By the way, old skeleton, do you know where the dark elf's dungeon is?"

"Breath of the Moon Sea... No? What are you going to do?"

Realizing what the boy was planning, Rillifane suddenly raised his head, and the soul fire in his eyes began to twitch.

“Boy Alvin, the war has just ended, and we don’t know whether the threat from these alien invading creatures has ended.

At this time, it is impossible to organize a team to go with you to find your half-elf girl."

"what?"

This time it was Alvin's turn to fail to react.

"I can go alone, it's just a visit, I just need to prepare some gifts.

What do you need troops for?"

“Evan, you don’t understand.

Dark elves are not a race with a good reputation.

Iris spent so much time building the city, not because it took so much effort, but because she had to constantly fend off the gray dwarves and deep gnomes who hated the dark elves, as well as the abyss monsters entrenched around them. "

Rillifan put down his coat, looked at Ivan, and spoke very seriously.

“Before reaching the dark elves’ city, we have to pass through the habitat of those powerful creatures.

If evil creatures like the gray dwarves and deep gnomes still have wisdom and can communicate;

But those monsters from the abyss will only treat you as food.

Even if you bring all the troops we have, they still won't be enough to defeat those abyss monsters.

Alone...are you crazy?"

Alvin looked at Rillifen, who was rarely serious, and spoke to him word by word.

"I think... I must be crazy..."

He smiled at Rillifane, with a few drops of water on his forehead, shining brightly in the early morning sun.


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