I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Chapter 315 Notoriety



Chapter 315 Notoriety

The coordinates of the kingdom of the goddess of celebration, Laer, are hidden very cleverly.

This goddess, who seemed not very smart, surprisingly hid her own kingdom of God next to the space turbulence generated between the channels of the upper planes.

If Lila hadn't had some vague sense of the place where she had lived before, this hastily assembled team would probably have spent tens of thousands of years trying to find the Kingdom of Celebration.

"Just ahead...

Lal, that stupid girl!

How did you stuff your kingdom of God into those things..."

Lierla looked at the scene in front of him and held his forehead weakly.

Although the upper planes are inhabited by creatures of the good alignment;

But the space turbulence between the planes, like a giant meat grinder, doesn’t care about kindness or evil.

Any living creature, even gods, can only sigh helplessly when faced with this invisible rotating blade.

Although Lar's action made his kingdom of God more secure, it also blocked the door to his kingdom of God.

This kid probably hasn't even left the house in the less than 100 years since he became a god;

Moreover, this also hindered the rescue team's progress.

"Calm down, Lila."

Iris floated over from not far away, carrying the unconscious Ivan.

"Don't be angry or excited. You can't hit your own child."

It is not known whether this sentence had a comforting effect or made Lila face the reality, but this human female finally stopped her shaking shoulders.

Lila loosened her back teeth that were sore from biting them, and explained weakly.

"Perhaps it was because he was deceived by the God of Deceit, Xirik, that Laer chose to close the entrance to the Kingdom of God..."

Although a certain mother was speechless, she still tried hard to maintain her daughter's image in front of other creatures.

"Of course not. When you were instilling divine power into Lal, did you forget to instill intelligence into him?"

The other mother had a bad temper and ruthlessly exposed Lila's shortcomings.

Alduin and Onseth, who tried in vain to regain their human form, were trying in vain to conceal their physical features.

It's just a giant dragon and a high mountain. No matter how you cover it up, it seems like an attempt to cover up the truth.

"Don't try—

This doesn’t make any sense, guys.”

After turning back into a high elf, Rillifane looked in good spirits and became even more mysophobic.

He actually took out a delicate file from somewhere and started filing his nails bit by bit.

"Rillifane, you have no such concerns.

I have been avoiding the attention of the gods for tens of thousands of years.

I don’t want to be beaten up by those guys who want to kill the remnants of the dragon after this astral journey.”

[I… I just feel that I’m… too big…]

Rillifane finished filing her nails and began to fix the split ends of her hair.

"Old fellows..."

This old, mysophobic man now looks a bit effeminate.

"Have you forgotten that spells can also be cast in the astral realm...

For example, the Transfiguration spell..."

[Uh... Lord Rillifane... why didn't you tell me earlier...]

After a series of flashing special effects, Alduin finally changed from a black dragon into a small frost giant.

But Onses seemed a little uncomfortable with it and was still tinkering with it.

Just when he finally found the trick and a white light rose around him, a sharp voice suddenly came from behind the crowd.

"Ahaha! There really are other creatures willing to approach the kingdom of God of that little girl Lal!"

Accompanied by a series of incessant jingling sounds, a female deity covered with gold coins appeared in everyone's sight.

"Oh? Isn't this the famous God of Mischief Tymora?"

Iris, who was carrying Ivan, glanced at the human woman who flew closer, and her words were full of hostility.

"Ahaha! I mean, how could there be a group of ignorant and weak creatures planning to die here?

It turns out that there is a guy with great supernatural power who likes to pretend to be young leading the team...

The dark-skinned elf Eilistraee who was kicked out of the house by her parents~"

Ongseth, the Lord of Ice Element, who had just completed his transformation, was so frightened that he almost lost his balance.

[Your Highness Rillifane, you are quite familiar with the history of the gods...

Do the two of them... hate each other so much? 】

The mysophobic elf who was named carefully stepped aside, trying to stay as far away from the two powder keg-like women as possible.

"Iristrae's teacher is the Moon Goddess Sulen...

The same one who split Tymora and Benshaba's predecessor in half."

The old skeleton felt that he had retreated far enough and spoke mysteriously:

"I heard, I just heard...

Tymora and Eilistraee had fought over a male not long ago;

It seems that Tymora hasn’t grabbed it yet—”

"Shut up!"

The two goddesses who had just been arguing with each other now roared at Rillifane.

The overwhelming divine power made Rillifane feel a little breathless - of course, this was just the reaction of the soul feeling pressure.

The astral world does not provide such a thing as air.

After Rillifane's interlude, the atmosphere between the two goddesses who were about to fight eased a lot.

"So, the person you're holding in your hand is that famous human pervert?"

Tymora looked curiously at the creature held in Iris's hand.

"Pervert? This human is also a pervert?

You've found me another reason not to let him get close to Xiling."

Iris threw Alvin aside in disgust.

The unconscious human, without restraints, just floated in the star realm, spinning slowly in place.

“The female gods in the astral world are spreading the news like crazy!

There is a perverted human being who is so daring that he has touched the statue of Lal..."

"Oh? Let's talk in detail!"

"It is said that it is in the Celebration Temple in Brilliant City..."

"hiss--"

"And in front of a group of bards..."

"So... open..."

"It is said that he even moved his mouth..."

"Yeah!"

"And Lal even made a proportional doll of himself in the material world just to satisfy this pervert..."

"Cough cough!"

Lila next to him finally couldn't stand it anymore.

Although she also knew about Ivan's previous perverted behavior, as Lal's mother, she still felt a little uncomfortable with the former goddess of celebration.

"You two, let's talk business!

Now, how do we get through the spatial turbulence here...

It has been almost an hour since Lal fainted!

Lal has never been exposed to any combat since she was a child, she won’t last long…”


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