amaotonovel Chapter 611 What the hell!
Chapter 611 What the hell!
Behind the door, there should have been a cold gray layer between universes, the dividing line between universes. But now, there stood a sign for "Xuanyuan Dimension Infrastructure Engineering Bureau"!
Zhan Qing yawned deeply. The rose bushes at her feet were already lush and green. She bent down to pick up a fallen copy of the "Infrastructure Safety Operations Manual" and casually tossed it to the drooping consciousness beside her.
"Xiaozhi," she laughed like a ruthless foreman, "you've been moving bricks for so long, and you haven't even learned the proper posture yet, but you've learned to throw away the safety manual?"
The Gate Key consciousness, known as "Xiaozhi," trembled three times. The cartoon safety helmet with "Xuanyuan Infrastructure" printed on the tip of the tentacle tilted, and the fluorescent orange vest wrapped around the middle also dimmed a little. "Moving bricks in a dimensional rift...it's easy to get hit by turbulent currents..."
"Then change the vest to a fully reflective one." Zhan Qing rubbed his face. "Visibility really needs to be improved... I've been in charge of this for half a year, and I haven't even seen Xuanyuan Shaoze. Your work efficiency is not good, Xiaozhi."
Xiaozhi's tentacles twitched, silently secreting mucus to compress and solidify. It was perplexed: What kind of high-end building material were these "KGB bricks" that humans kept talking about?
Could it be that all my brothers were really doomed to this woman and her...infrastructure maniac nature?!
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Ninth Heaven, Xuanji Terrace.
Ever since Zhan Qing plunged into the battlefield of consciousness of the Key to the Door, her figure has been completely blurred in the real-time star map on the Xuanji stage.
Qi Mo had no other choice but to pull out the hidden throne of Emperor Fuxi from the foot of Kunlun Mountain. Using the power of the Chinese gods, he forcibly "climbed the wall" and finally managed to pry open a gap to peek into the realm of the Gate Key.
As the multi-dimensional echoes reached him, he saw Zhan Qing swinging his fists, pounding the edge of the "door." The sound reached Xuanji Terrace and suddenly became...
A meaningless, noisy hum, like the madly jumping-together sound of an old radio, with the intermittent melody of... "The Luoshen Empire's Harvest March"?!
“What…what the hell?!” The astrolabe in Yu Wenjin’s hand spun like a top, and finally the needle “clicked” and stuck firmly on an area that had never been marked on the astrolabe—
There, extremely twisted and abstract lines form a pattern of...a grinning dandelion?!
The Tai Chi jade pendant on Qi Mo's waist was even more outrageous, as if he was drunk.
The received information flow first felt chaotic and torn apart, then turned into a cold, swallowing torrent, followed by complaints full of self-doubt, and finally switched directly to a cosmic gossip hodgepodge of a certain higher-dimensional being complaining about the neighboring nebula "having a noisy party in the middle of the night".
"The Gate Key's consciousness...seems to be online," Qi Mo's tone was full of uncertainty, "but it seems to have...frozen again?"
Yu Wenjin moved closer to Xuanji Terrace and could see more clearly.
On the star map, Zhan Qing was already stuck in the seventh cycle of "confrontation-devourment-re-eruption." At this moment, she looked like a novice facing an inhumanly complex holographic interface for the first time, her face filled with the clumsy and frantic "Where's the manual for this crap?"
In the shadow cast by the Xuanji Terrace, Zhan Qing's figure was like a convulsion in the turbulent energy flow - sometimes it was as solid as the real body, and sometimes it was translucent, with strange pixel mosaics flickering on the edges.
The aura around her was even more outrageous. It was outrageous to open the door, outrageous to the extreme—
One second it was the freezing cold pressure of the ancient door key, and the next second it switched to Gong Yang Zhanqing's own irritability and annoyance of "Why doesn't this broken machine have an instruction manual?!", and the next second it was mixed with a kind of "Huh? What is this button for?", a damn curious baby state.
"She...she couldn't have created a bug in the 'backend' of the Door Key..." Yu Wenjin's voice was dry and hoarse, with a sense of absurdity as if she had witnessed a cosmic joke.
His horoscope has already become a mess -
The huge spot of light that represented the key to the door now looked like a ball of wool that had been trampled by a cat, spinning in a random pattern.
The small light dot representing Zhan Qing at the core position was jumping up and down in the ball of yarn, just like a irritable programmer trying to violently restart a frozen host.
"It's not a bug..." Qi Mo felt like his cognition was being rubbed against the ground. He tried hard to filter out something useful from the information flow from the jade pendant, which was comparable to the morning rush hour at a vegetable market. "It's... a conflict of authority! Zhan Qing's consciousness is forcibly breaking into the administrator's authority!"
Who knows which wicked thing wrote something in the underlying agreement of the Gate Key! At this moment, it was bombarding Zhan Qing's consciousness with pop-up windows crazily -
[Are you sure you want to obtain the highest authority? ]
[Please enter the administrator password (unknown character set, parsing failed)...]
[Abnormal login behavior detected! Do you want to perform cosmic biometric recognition? (Warning: No valid camera device detected)]
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"She's using her consciousness to fight a bunch of pop-up ads that don't even exist!" People really laugh when they're completely speechless, and Qi Mo is in that state right now...
A few hours later, Yu Wenjin was once again shocked by the scene on the Xuanji stage.
The "door" on the surface of the moon has undergone a sudden change in shape that can be called cosmic-level performance art!
The once clear edge of the door frame dripped, twisted, and reorganized like melted wax, eventually wriggling into a... gigantic, blinking, intelligent cartoon husky head, made purely of light and shadow?!
The gaping bloody mouth of the dog's head was the doorway. The distorted light and shadow inside rapidly collapsed and condensed into a slowly rotating dark vortex.
In the center of the vortex, Zhan Qing's eyes, which were wide open and filled with the expression "What the hell is this?!", were clearly reflected. They were definitely those of a human girl!
A huge but extremely chaotic will, like a derailed roller coaster, accompanied by the intermittent "Harvest March" and the auditory hallucination of a husky's "wool~", swept across the moon and then across the void.
The clouds in the ninth heaven were swept by this will, solidifying instantly, and then... twisting into fluffy clouds, with a strangely sweet fragrance floating in the air.
"Ouch?" Yu Wenjin was completely petrified on the spot, feeling as if his Zhulong bloodline was giving him goosebumps of embarrassment.
The vortex "eyes" in the center of the husky dog head doorway turned blankly for a few times, and finally locked onto the two men on the Xuanji stage with their jaws almost dropping to the ground.
A voice, a mixture of a young girl's frantic screams, the cold electronic sounds of a machine, and a hint of the excitement of a husky having successfully destroyed its house, bored directly into their brains, accompanied by a sizzling electrical noise:
"Holy crap! Guess who I just saw?!"