Chapter 774 Invitation from the Female Death God Association
Chapter 774 Invitation from the Female Death God Association
"Hehe~"
Yachiru wasn't angry. She put her hands on the table and looked at Yuko with a silly grin. She then grabbed a snack that Unohana Retsu had placed on the coffee table and stuffed it into her mouth, filling her cheeks completely.
It turns out these snacks were prepared for this girl.
Looking at the well-behaved little girl, Yuko rolled her eyes at Unohana Retsu.
She certainly doesn't qualify as a woman; at best, she's just a little devil.
"So? What important thing could this kid have to do?" Yuko asked with deadpan eyes. "Is it going to be another fight with that battle maniac?"
Unohana Retsu gently blew on her teacup, her smile warm: "Well, why don't you just ask her?"
Yachiru swallowed her snack and shook her head, saying, "No, although I'm happy that Yu thought of Xiaojian, Xiaojian right now certainly can't satisfy Yu, right?"
"Xiao Yu definitely doesn't want to fight Xiao Jian now."
Yu Zi paused for a moment, but couldn't help but complain, "...What nonsense is this? It sounds really weird!"
"Who would want to fight a bunch of brain-dead battle maniacs?!"
Unohana Retsu narrowed her eyes slightly: "Heh~ You're a battle maniac with a screw loose, you probably didn't include me, right?"
Yu Zi glanced at her silently, but ultimately said nothing more.
Don't let Sister Hua's feminine appearance fool you; she may seem like a perfect woman at first glance.
Yuko was slashed by her quite a few times back then.
She sighed and said, "Tell me, what is it?"
Yachiru swallowed her snack, then slammed her hand on the table with a serious expression. Although she was small in stature, she had quite a presence.
"Xiao Yu! We are now facing the biggest crisis since the company was founded!"
"...You should at least tell me what you've established, and what the crisis is all about."
"Wait a minute." Yachiko looked enlightened, turned around, and pulled out a sign from somewhere. "Ta-da!"
Ignoring her cutesy act, Yu Zi took a closer look and began to mutter.
"The Female Grim Reaper Association is hiring?"
The next second, Yu Zi had the same expression as an old man on the subway looking at his phone.
What the hell is this?
Unohana Retsu sipped her tea calmly: "You call yourself a teacher? Can't you even understand such a simple organization?"
“No… I can understand it.” Yu Zi sweated. “But I don’t understand these words when they’re put together.”
"Is this a legitimate organization?"
Why does it give her the feeling that it's just a bunch of idle women getting together to cause trouble?
Yachiru answered seriously, "Seriously!"
Yu Zi chuckled: "So what does this association do?"
Yachiru chuckled and raised his hands to the sky: "Let's all have fun together!"
"..."
Then don't choose a name that sounds like the Women's Federation!
Why not just call it Children's Paradise?
Retsu Unohana explained calmly, "The Female Shinigami Association is an official organization composed of female Shinigami, aiming to improve the status of female Shinigami."
"Improving the status of women, you mean fighting... cough," Yuko coughed lightly, "It sounds like only female Grim Reapers can join, right?"
"That's right!"
Yuko shrugged: "Well, I'm not the Grim Reaper, and I'm about to return to the mortal world."
"Even if I join this so-called Female Death God Association, I still won't be able to participate in your activities."
"Eh~" Yachiru pouted.
Yu Zi raised an eyebrow: "What, does this mean your organization doesn't have a business license and is going to be shut down by Old Man Shan?"
"No, that's not it!" Yachiru waved her fist. "It's that the meeting place is going to be gone! That stingy Haku-kun caught us at the last meeting and kicked us out."
"Bai Jun?"
Retsu Unohana explained, "It's Kuchiki-kun."
Yu Zi's lips twitched slightly: "So why do you hold meetings at other people's homes?"
"Also, why don't you call him Xiaobai, but instead use Jun?"
Why use such a formal title? What does "Xiao Yu" mean?
This kid is so young, yet he's obsessed with looks?
"Because Shiro is a Toshiro, and Shiro-kun's place has a lot of space and the ornamental fish are very cute~"
Yu Zi's eyes were dull; so you think she's easy to bully?
She turned to look at Retsu Unohana and found that this serious-looking person was also nodding, as if she was right.
"Is your Women's Death Association really legitimate?" Yuko's eyelids twitched uncontrollably. "You even have to go to someone's house to hold a meeting."
Unohana Retsu lowered her teacup and said softly, "The Kuchiki family's environment is indeed the most suitable place for recuperation in Seireitei. Everyone likes it there."
Yu Zi couldn't hold back anymore. So you guys just like other people because of their nice environment.
Yu Zi rolled her eyes: "So what's the meaning of you coming to me after you got caught?"
Yachiru leaned closer, her big eyes sparkling as she stared at Yuuko: "So! Yuuko, join our association! Once you become an officer in our association, we won't have to climb over the wall to go to Kuchiki's house for meetings anymore!"
Yu Zi was stunned for a moment, not quite grasping the logic behind it.
"Why don't I need to use a VPN after I joined?"
Yachiru slapped his thigh and laughed, "Because you're Haku-kun's teacher! You can definitely lead us in without any problems."
Yuko looked at Unohana Retsu silently.
She was certain that it was definitely Sister Hua who gave this girl the idea.
Because this brat who can only hang out with Kenpachi Zaraki definitely doesn't have that kind of brain.
"So you're planning to use me as a pass?"
Retsu Unohana added, "Actually, Captain Kuchiki listens to you quite a bit. If you step in, we can even apply to establish a permanent base at the Kuchiki family's residence, which would be good for everyone."
"I don't see how this is good for everyone. All I understand is your conspiracy and trickery." Yuko rubbed her temples, feeling that Soul Society was truly beyond saving.
Aizen rebelled, the Quincy infiltrated, the Bount had just finished causing trouble, and now these women were actually figuring out how to legally occupy the Kuchiki family's house.
"So, did Xiaoyu agree?" Yachiru looked at her expectantly.
Yuko rolled her eyes: "If Byakuya knew I was selling him out like this, he might kick us all out."
“He wouldn’t dare!” Yachiru waved his hand. “As long as Xiaoyu sits there, he can only obediently let the servants bring up tea and snacks.”
"..."
Surprisingly, you understand this very well.
Seeing Retsu Unohana's calm expression, Ikuko rubbed her temples, feeling a bit of a headache, and asked, "May I ask, who are the members of your Female Shinigami Association?"
"Who is the president?" Yuko turned to look at Retsu Unohana. "Could it be Hana-nee?"
"Hum~"
Yachiru stood up with her hands on her hips, looking smug.
"it's me!"
Retsu Unohana added, "As for the members, there's me, Isane, Vice-Captain Ise, Captain Soi Fon, Vice-Captain Matsumoto... basically the people you can think of."
"Even Soi Fon was fooled by you?" Yuko's expression was already blank. "Then Hana-nee is the vice president?"
Yachiru shook her finger: "No, the vice president is Nanao."
Ah, Kyoraku Shunsui's vice-captain, that girl with glasses.
"Captain Soi Fon is one of the driving forces behind the Women's Shinigami Association."
"So, Sister Hua is just a regular member?" Yu Zi narrowed her eyes slightly. "If I join, could I be offered the position of vice president?"
Unohana Retsu sipped her tea calmly: "Although I don't know what you're thinking, my position is that of the chairman. You've made a mistake."
Yuko retorted, "Isn't it obvious to you?"
"Hey, Xiao Yu, how about joining us?"
Yachiru tugged at her sleeve, looked up at her with expectant eyes.
Even if you try to act cute, I still won't agree.
"Hey hey~"
Yachiru continued to drag her along, wriggling her body in a coquettish manner, and pulled out candy from her pocket.
"I'll treat you to konpeito."
Yu Zi's head ached from listening to her nagging. "Fine, fine, I'll join, okay?"
"Great!"
Yachiru turned around and let go of Yuko, dancing with joy.
She popped the konpeito that was supposed to be shared with Yuuko into her mouth, and excitedly pointed at Yuuko: "Then it's settled! Yuuko is now a special advisor to our Women's Shinigami Association!"
"Special advisor? What privileges and benefits do they offer?"
If they can give money, it's not something we can't consider.
Before Yachiru could speak, Hana looked at Yuuko with a playful expression: "Can you hug Yachiru during the meeting?"
Yu Zi's eyelids twitched: "What kind of privilege is this?"
Retsu Unohana chuckled: "You really don't understand. This is something many people envy."
"How many people? Are they lolicon?"
Yu Zi chuckled in response.
Yachiru didn't pay attention to their conversation, or rather, she was preoccupied with the meeting.
"Then it's decided! We'll hold the association's regular meeting today!"
"What?"
"Xiao Yu, could you please go to Bai Jun's house and prepare a meeting room? I'm going to inform the others."
Without giving Yuko a chance to refuse, Yachiru climbed onto the window and quickly slipped away.
Yu Zi covered her face: "It feels like I've stumbled into a den of thieves."
"Is this the important thing you were talking about, Sister Hua?"
Unohana Retsu put down her teacup: "Isn't this important to that child?"
"You're really quite gentle with that child," Yuko said, somewhat surprised. "Is it because you love the child because of the child?"
Because the child was being cared for by Gengmu, and Sister Hua cared more about Gengmu.
Is it strange that women like children?
Yu Zi drooped her eyelids: "For a normal woman, this is indeed not a problem."
"Oh? Yuko is saying I'm not normal?"
Yuko changed the subject, stood up and asked, "Chairman, would you like to come with me to Byakuya's house?"
Unohana Retsu smiled slightly and stood up: "Of course, it's normal for an advisor to inspect the work as the chairman on his first day in office."
"hehe."
Yu Zi gave a forced, insincere smile, twitching the corners of her mouth twice.
……
The Kuchiki family.
Kuchiki Byakuya had just returned home and was teaching Rukia swordsmanship in the courtyard.
He was very happy that Rukia took the initiative to approach him.
However, it would be difficult for him to pretend to be gentle on the surface.
and so……
"Your arm is too low, and your grip on the sword is not stable enough."
Byakuya's cold words reached Rukia's ears.
Rukia's already exhausted body was now covered in cold sweat.
She seems to have overestimated herself and angered her older brother.
Just as the two siblings misunderstood each other's intentions, a servant came to inform them that Captain Unohana of the Fourth Division had come to visit with a red-haired female Shinigami.
Upon hearing the name of the red-haired female Grim Reaper, the two immediately understood.
"Big brother, I'll go change my clothes first."
Rukia breathed a sigh of relief and secretly resolved never to train with her older brother again until she became stronger.
Otherwise, I'll only disappoint my older brother.
"Ah."
Byakuya nodded slightly, feeling a little regretful that his time with Rukia had been interrupted.
But there was nothing we could do; the teacher came to visit.
He had just said that the door here would always be open to Yuko, and that wasn't just polite talk. He just didn't expect the visit to come so soon.
Byakuya arrived at the door, and just as he had guessed, Captain Unohana and Ikuko of the Fourth Division were indeed standing there.
"Captain Unohana".
Byakuya first nodded slightly to Retsu Unohana as a greeting, and then looked at Ikuko, saying, "It is an honor for Byakuya to have you grace my humble abode, teacher."
Yu Zi's lips twitched: "You won't think that way for long."
Byakuya paused for a moment, looking at her with a puzzled expression.
Yuko glanced at the calm-faced Hana-nee and forced a smile, saying, "Well, actually, the Women's Shinigami Association is short of a base... We'd like to borrow a room from the Kuchiki family..."
Yuko covered her face.
Why does this special advisor have to do such a shabby thing right from the start?
Byakuya quickly realized what was going on and said, "I see. There's no need for you to be so polite, Master. Which room do you fancy? You can choose any room in the Kuchiki family."
"This is troublesome..."
This attitude made Yuko feel somewhat embarrassed.
She turned to look at Sister Hua: "Then let's wait for Baqianliu and the others to arrive?"
Retsu Unohana blinked: "It seems that Yachiru and the others have already arrived."
"What?"
Before Yuko could react, a cheerful shout came from inside the Kuchiki family's house.
"Xiao Yu~, over here~"
Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw Yachiru clinging to the corner of the corridor, waving excitedly at them.
"..."
She understands the logic, but why did you come out of the house?!
Kuchiki Byakuya's icy face twitched almost imperceptibly.
These guys have dug another secret passage somewhere in the house!
To be honest, he had no interest in this so-called Female Death Association. It was just that these guys used his house as a base and secretly dug countless secret passages. He drove them away once, but they would come back again the next time.
"Please go ahead, teacher. I have other matters to attend to and won't bother you any longer." Byakuya thought to himself that out of sight, out of mind, and prepared to leave. "Please also tell Rukia that I'm going to the team to handle some matters."
"Yes, thank you for your help."
Yuko could easily understand Byakuya's meaning, and nodded silently.
After Byakuya left, Retsu Unohana smiled slightly: "I never would have guessed that Byakuya respected you, his teacher, so much~"
Yu Zi said speechlessly, "Even without me, you didn't plan to give up on this place, did you?"
Unohana Retsu covered her mouth and chuckled: "But how can sneaking around be as open and aboveboard as entering the strong's territory?"
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