Chapter 156: Extreme Bullshit!
Chapter 156: Extreme Bullshit!
System: [Fu Lei stared at the uncle in front of him fiercely, his eyes seemed to be spitting fire, he roared angrily: "What do you know? This is a treasure left by Qin Shi Huang! The lady next to me asked me to take it to someone for identification, and I will be paid three taels of silver after the task is completed! And those guys who bought cultural relics asked for fifty taels of silver as soon as they opened their mouths! Back then, when the First Emperor was on a campaign, he passed by this place and used this stone mill to grind soy milk to drink. Otherwise, do you think those who collect cultural relics are stupid?"
The uncle just shook his head helplessly, saying that he didn't believe what Fu Lei said. He retorted: "I don't believe your nonsense! Since this thing is so precious and worth so much money, why don't you just run away with it?"
Fu Lei was so angry that his eyes widened. He glared at the uncle and said, "Humph! I was indeed planning to run away with this treasure, but who knew that I would be stopped by a guy like you! It's my bad luck! Well, since you just want a tael of silver, I'll give it to you!" After saying that, Fu Lei got off the donkey cart, took out a tael of silver from his arms and threw it to the uncle.
After hearing this, the uncle's originally dull eyes suddenly became bright, and he shouted excitedly: "Brother, I don't want a penny of this money! This stone mill is a good thing, whoever sees it can get a share! I have to take half of it!" Fu Lei looked at the greedy uncle in front of him, with a trace of disgust and contempt on his face. He answered without hesitation: "That's absolutely impossible!"
Seeing this, the uncle did not give up, but threatened: "Hmph, if you are unwilling to share it with me, I will report you to my aunt! But...how about this, I will pay 25 taels of silver, and you can transfer this stone mill to me, okay?" Fu Lei sneered, thinking that this guy was really asking for an inch, but he was afraid that he would get into trouble if he really reported him, so he bargained: "25 taels is too little, at least 40 taels! You can sell it and make 80 taels easily!" As he said that, Fu Lei stretched out four fingers, indicating that he would never give in.
After hearing what Fu Lei said, the uncle fell into deep thought. He secretly calculated in his heart that Fu Lei's words seemed to make some sense, but he was reluctant to take out so much more silver. At this time, Fu Lei had an idea and continued to persuade him: "Uncle, don't hesitate any more! How about this, I will give you my little donkey cart as well, isn't that enough? You'd better leave here quickly, in case the lady comes later, neither of us can get away!"
After hearing what Fu Lei said, the uncle felt that this young man was quite capable and very thoughtful. He gritted his teeth and finally decided to trust Fu Lei once, and quickly took out the 40 taels of silver he had saved from fraud for so many years and handed it to Fu Lei.
Nan Rongxi: [Hahahaha… This Fu Lei is really good at deceiving people! He tricked people into going around in circles.]
The officials around him couldn't help but secretly admire Fu Lei in their hearts.
However, at this moment, the system suddenly made a sound: [Things are not that simple, uncle and Fu Lei met again later! ]
Nan Rongxi opened her mouth in surprise: [Oh my god, there is such a thing? Doesn't that mean all the money Fu Lei got from cheating people will be wasted? ]
System: [Fu Lei is not an ordinary fool, he made a fortune this time! ]
Nan Rongxi: [Oh my god, there is such a thing. Tongzi, can you tell me how he did it? This kind of person is suitable for diplomacy.]
All the officials were also very surprised when they heard this.
System: [That day, the uncle was riding his donkey on the path with lifeless eyes. He happened to see Fu Lei. The two looked at each other. Fu Lei was about to run away, but the uncle stopped him: "Don't run, you liar!"
The uncle ran to Fu Lei as fast as an arrow.
Fu Lei looked at the panting, angry uncle in front of him and felt very confused: "Who are you? Why are you speaking so wildly and slandering me as a liar?"
The uncle's eyes widened and he shouted angrily, "It's only been a few days, and you've forgotten that this is the stone mill of the First Emperor. The First Emperor used it to grind soy milk!"
After hearing this, Fu Lei pondered for a moment, and suddenly he looked as if he had suddenly realized something. He pretended to be surprised and asked, "Oh?! Now that you mentioned it, I remember it. This is a precious cultural relic. Why are you carrying it around?"
The uncle became more and more angry, and his voice could not help but rise eight degrees: "Don't fool me again! Since I bought this thing of yours, my wife has asked me to use it to grind soy milk every day!"
A sly look flashed across Fu Lei's eyes, and he pretended to be clueless: "Ah? Uncle, why are you using such a precious cultural relic to grind soy milk? Why don't you just sell it?
The uncle was so angry that he was shaking all over. He pointed at Fu Lei and shouted angrily: "You still want to fool me? No one wants this thing for 50 cents! Give me back my money!"
Fu Lei pretended to be thoughtful and said, "So that's the case. How about I help you sell it?"
When the uncle heard this, his eyes lit up: "Really?"
Fu Lei patted the uncle on the shoulder: "Uncle, how much do you want to sell it for?"
The uncle seemed to have found a life-saving straw, and said excitedly: "Brother, I only want to sell it for 40 taels!"
"It's too small. I'll help you sell it for 80 taels!"
After hearing this, the uncle widened his eyes and said, "You didn't fool me?"
"Uncle, how can you talk like that? I sold it and gave you the money, how can this be false?"
When the uncle heard this, tears almost came out of his eyes: "Brother, I was wrong just now, don't bother with me!"
Fu Lei said with great joy: "Uncle, I help you because I see that you are honest. However, I also have to support my family. It takes time to help you sell the millstone!"
The uncle was very excited: "Brother, don't say anything, as long as you can sell it, I will give you another 10 taels of silver!"
After hearing this, Fu Lei smiled slightly: "Uncle, come on, give me the money first!"
The uncle looked aggrieved: "Brother, I have no money now!"
"Uncle, let's put it this way. I spent 5 taels to buy this donkey and the cart. Now if you give it back to me, I will consider it as 10 taels for you!"
"Brother, if this happens, you will lose out!"
Fu Lei patted his chest and said, "Uncle, there is no loss or gain. The main purpose is to make you a friend. So I will ride my donkey away now and help you sell the millstone!"
The uncle nodded: "Brother, you are such a good person! But, please don't fool me anymore!"】
Nan Rongxi: [Oh my god, hahahaha… this Fu Lei is really good at fooling people! Tongzi, can you believe this uncle? ]
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