amaotonovel Chapter 160 1 Jianxi comes, flying immortals outside the sky
Chapter 160 1 Jianxi comes, flying immortals outside the sky
Chapter 160 One Sword Comes West, Flying Immortals Beyond the Sky
Some people once said that the pendulum is absolutely an unsolvable nightmare for goalkeepers, and this is vividly reflected in Ronaldo.
Not to mention that the alien who was still in the emaciated period repeatedly used the pendulum to trick the opponent's goalkeeper to succeed. Even the obese version of Ronaldo, who weighed an astonishing 86 kg this season, has used this coquettish method 15 times to shake the goalkeeper and push the empty goal!
For the 16th time, when Ronaldo swung his legs from side to side like a dance, the person who was dazed and fell down was Barcelona's goalkeeper Valdes!
——The best goalkeeper of the Spanish First Division in the 05-06 season!
The hasty Valdez was completely deceived by the fake action of the alien fat man. When he struggled from the lawn in a panic and wanted to do something else, Ronaldo behind him had already completed his mission.
"...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAI... God, what did I see? The aliens are back, the aliens are really back." Sester, the famous talker of British BBC Radio, went crazy: "Please forgive my excitement at this time. If you see such a scene in front of TV, I believe you will be more excited than me... 10 years later, the classic reappears..."
And the best supporter, Rude Zhizi, was completely frightened and stupid, and didn't play his role as a green leaf at the critical moment!
"The goal is scored, Ronaldo, incredible... incredible..." Duan Xuan, a big head, joined the [Roaring Clan] "Ronaldo unbelievably copied his classic goal of overtaking from two central defenders in the 96-97 season against Valencia on behalf of Barcelona. At that time, Barcelona was 2 goals behind. It was the former club Barcelona that was hit hard..."
"Oh, God...I, my mood is very complicated...very complicated." The Catalan commentator was a little incoherent: "When I was an ordinary fan sitting in the stands of the Nou Camp and listening to others explaining the game, Ronnie used to bring us victory with such a performance, but today... As a loyal Barcelona fan, I have to admit that under the guidance of Madman Li, the all-powerful alien came back, unfortunately not in Barcelona..."
Maybe the Catalan narrator really wants to sing a song to the camera at this moment: It's a pity it's not you, stay with me to the end...
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God must be the busiest one in the whole world at this moment!
Because in the Bernabéu commentary booth, more than 200 passionate big mouths are calling his old man's name in more than 70 different languages in unison!Perhaps, there are countless clocks or computer screens in the world, and there are more people who greet his old man...
Compared with the excitement of the commentators, the more than 7 fans in the stands have long been stunned by Fatty's performance. Everyone stood up and swayed their bodies unconsciously, waving their arms. The huge sound covered everything like a thousand-meter tsunami caused by a hurricane in the Pacific Ocean. Even the voice from their own mouths could not be heard clearly...
The camera is aimed at the coach's bench, and Rijkaard can't help copying the action of the famous coach Robson rushing out of the coach's bench after Ronaldo scored a goal...
And Crazy Li - this sullen man who "made a fortune" by pretending to "get rich" can no longer maintain his pretending nature, and frantically started hugging everyone around him, from second-in-command Greder to substitute player Reyes, to Modric, to Diego, to Quaresma...
to... eh?
When he got to the last one, Li Tongfan found that the person he was holding in his arms was actually the fourth official of the competition. Pooh, pooh, that's bad luck, Lao Li hurriedly let go, but who knew that the fourth official who was supposed to stand in a neutral position grabbed Lao Li's shoulders like a shofar and kept shaking: "Hey, buddy, did you see that? Did you see it? Oh, God, this is Ronnie..."
In the next second, when the camera was aimed at Ronaldo, the creator of the miracle, people found that this crazy fat man actually had tears of excitement on his face. This is the moment that belongs to Ronaldo, this is the moment of the return of the king...
At this moment, the alien fat man had mixed feelings. Since he transferred to Serie A Inter Milan at his peak, his fragile knees have been overwhelmed by repeated injuries. Many kicking moves that he could play freely on the court when he was young had to be abandoned. The alien who broke through all the defenders and then went past the goalkeeper to shoot empty goals is getting old, and even in the last one or two seasons.
After enjoying the most gorgeous praise, fate made a joke with Ronaldo, and let him suffer the most vicious ridicule!
Fat Lo, heavy forward, heaviest on the pitch...
This is the latest evaluation sent by the media who have flattered him countless times. Ronaldo wants to fight back, but more often he seems powerless!
But from this season, since that man came to Real Madrid, everything has changed!You can run as fast as before, and you can score goals as you like before, and you can pass all the defenders and then pass the goalkeeper to push the empty goal as before, and you can...
Ronaldo looked at Li Tongfan who was crazily celebrating on the sidelines and hugging everyone around him, and he couldn't be more grateful. If it wasn't for this man who was even younger than him, maybe in a year or two, he would have to consider retiring, right?
From the first day of his professional career, Ronaldo has worked with countless famous head coaches, such as Robson, Scolari, Luxembourg...but no one can be like Madman Lee.
There is a mysterious X-factor in Crazy Li's body!
In the stands, more than 60000 Real Madrid fans finally returned from the excitement to the real ground and sang the song "The Only Ronaldo" sung by countless Ronaldo fans: "There is only one Bebeto and Romario, there is only one Zico and Dunga, there is Carlos and Cafu, and... there are many more, but there is only one hero, and that is the only... the only... the only Ronaldo, the only hero Ronaldo..."
There is only one Ronaldo!
only one!
In the whole world, the proposition of "playing like Ronaldo" is only untenable when facing Ronaldo!
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Crazy Li and Ronaldo hooked up shoulder to shoulder, waving their arms like two smug little ruffians to incite the emotions of the fans, and what greeted them was wave after wave of applause and screams like the tide of the Qiantang River!
Either of these two wretched men deserves such a heroic treatment!
The referee Klaus Mills was full of black lines, and was worrying about how to write a game report to the Football Association after the national derby. Because the first half was not over yet, Madman Lee’s inexplicable outburst and Ronaldo’s fantasy performance just now had caused the game to be interrupted twice for about 2 minutes. At this time, other La Liga games played at the same time may have started the second half of the game...
force force force force force force force ~~
3: 0!
Barcelona kick off again!
When the gloomy Icelandic center Gudjohnsen stood in the center circle and kicked the ball back to his teammate Alex for the third time in this game, the commentators in the commentary were still immersed in the shocking scene just now. The reason why a classic is a classic lies in his irreproducibility, but today Ronaldo has created a miracle!
This Spanish national derby, no matter what the final score is, just relying on Ronaldo's goal, it is eligible to become one of the classic games in football history, and it is worthy of the eternal aftertaste of every Ronaldo fan!
Similarly, in the live broadcasts around the world, although there are more slow motions of Fatty Luo’s goal than the ongoing game, no one is dissatisfied with this. Anyone who really loves football hopes that this kind of slow motion will be played back, front, back, left, right, left, right, and right.
Nobody feels gross!
That's what Ronaldo deserves!
On the municipal square in Madrid, in the bar of BJ's Houhai, in the slums of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, in front of the mine hut in Bloemfontein, South Africa... wherever you can objectively watch the broadcast of the game, there are cheers!
It's fans' day!
Co-produced by Mad Lee and Ronaldo!
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Time flies, the Barcelona players may have been shocked by Ronaldo's goal and have not recovered, and made mistakes one after another after the re-kick-off. Fortunately, the Real Madrid players were also immersed in the happiness just now, so they were not seized by their opponents again.
The offense is weak, the defense is careless, Uncle Harvey's scalpel-like pass has lost the precision of the past, Messi's invincible breakthrough in disguise has become a bit slow, and Kompany is even staring at the fat alien Ronaldo bouncing around in the frontcourt with his eyes like a ghost!
When the black-clothed judge Klaus Morse finally blew the whistle for the end of the first half, whether it was fans or players, many people were still immersed in Ronaldo's shocking long-distance attack!
With a sword coming from the west, the immortals fly from the sky!
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(End of this chapter)