Chapter 351 Devil's Burger
Chapter 351 Devil's Burger
Upon hearing this news, the chef's hat with "EAT" written on it shook violently, almost knocking off the magic card that served as the "E".
"Damn it, I forgot about this! But I shook it after I put it in, and now I can't find it."
"You really did this on purpose!" the freshmen protested fiercely.
"I know that burger. My neighbor almost died last year after eating it. Now, he sometimes breathes fire when he burps."
"Isn't that insane? And supposedly, if you don't finish the hamburger you won, that giant will kill you!"
"Isn't that a sure-fire way to die?"
"Alright, alright," a white-haired, curly-haired teacher next to the red-haired woman said lazily.
"As the saying goes, the examination hall is like a battlefield, and people can die at any time on the battlefield. Anyone who doesn't even have this awareness should drop out of school immediately."
"Damn it, we haven't even enrolled yet!"
"That hamburger seems really dangerous," Di Xing frowned, shielding Xiao You in front of him.
"You big pervert, do you think I'm stupid? You're the unluckiest one here, I'm definitely going to choose after you."
"Damn it, so you're not stupid after all. I thought you were just smart."
"I'm much smarter than you. Wait, didn't you just compliment my looks?"
Di Xing was about to deny it with a look of disgust, but then he thought for a moment, "Yes, Miss Xiao You, you are naturally beautiful, so, could you please go first?"
Xiao You gave Di Xing a sweet smile and said, "No."
"Miss Xiaoyou, did you know that birds can't taste spiciness?"
Xiao You blinked her big, bright eyes. "I know, but I'm not a bird."
Damn, this guy is smarter than I thought. If Dai Meng were here, she could have finished all these hamburgers by herself.
Just when everyone was afraid of the devil burger and dared not go forward
"Hmph, people have been waiting for a hero, and now, the hero has arrived!" A red-haired youth with a stylish cape stepped forward. His hair was long and tied at the ends. With a gentle wave of his hand, his cape billowed behind him, making him look incredibly dashing.
"His hairstyle looks like a lobster!" Xiaoyou couldn't help but complain.
"What do you know? This hairstyle makes you look like a skilled card player!"
"His name is Li Hai, the eldest young master of the Li family on the third floor," Ai Xiao said helplessly, rubbing her forehead. "Our two families are acquaintances. He... well, he's read too many martial arts and hero novels."
Li Hai strode up to the pile of hamburgers, stylishly pulled one out, and said, "Everyone, let me go ahead and show you around!"
Li Hai tore open the packaging; the hamburger inside gleamed with gold, making his mouth water. Without hesitation, he took a bite, and then his face instantly contorted in pain.
"Holy crap, am I the first one to get infected?!"
Li Hai fell straight down, then shakily stretched out his hand, "It hurts~~~"
"Haha, I think I accidentally sneaked in a vintage pickled cucumber burger."
"You must have done this on purpose!!!"
The red-haired female teacher casually approached Li Hai and said, "The new student is impressive, but the challenge failed. Zero points."
The teacher with white curly hair asked in a nonchalant tone, "Teacher Li Qi, isn't he your younger brother? Aren't you worried about him?"
"Of course, and here we're just teacher and student. Also, Professor Yin, smoking isn't allowed in the academy."
Teacher Yin pulled the "smoke" out of her mouth, followed by a lollipop. "This isn't smoke, it's a lollipop. It only started smoking because I licked it too fast."
Are you some kind of diabetic teacher? And your name isn't Ginpachi, is it?
"Stop talking nonsense. The whole school knows your lollipop is fake, Yin Fa. If I see you smoking again, I'll throw you out of school." Thank goodness, it's not Yin Ba. But Yin Fa? Is that his real name?
"Oh dear, please spare me," Yin Fa said, raising his hands in surrender.
Li Qi ignored him and said, "Next!"
The freshmen all stepped back.
"Hmph, a bunch of cowards." A boy with long black hair, carrying a large sword, and a serious expression pushed his way out of the crowd. His left hand was wrapped in bandages, his right eye was covered by an eyepatch, and his clothes were tattered and dusty, making him look like a warrior who had just returned from a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
"Who...who is this person?" Di Xing couldn't help but ask.
"Hmph, you want to know my name? Since you're so eager to know, I might as well tell you."
"No, no, no, I was just asking casually. It wouldn't really matter if you didn't answer..."
"I am Lian Shi, the wielder of the Blazing Demon Sword, the host of the World-Destroying Demon Eye, the exile whose right arm is entangled in the Death Sword Tomb, the Undying One!"
Di Xing couldn't help but applaud. "Wow, that's impressive! He can speak such difficult words without getting tongue-tied. By the way, Lian Shi (Lian Shi)? Is your surname Yu Jian? Can you handle a pound of pears?"
Lian Shi walked coolly to the pile of hamburgers, and just as he raised his hand to grab one...
"Wait! Student, decorations are not allowed on campus. Please take off your blindfold," Li Qi said sternly.
"Heh, is this really a good idea? I can't guarantee what will happen if I remove this eye patch that seals my World-Destroying Eyes?"
"Boom!"
Lian Shi's blindfold was removed, and even the gold contact lenses underneath were taken off, replaced by a large bump on his head.
He silently wiped away the tears streaming from the corners of his eyes, and continued to reach for the hamburger with a resolute expression.
"Wait a minute!" Iron Man stopped him again. "Have some respect for food. Take off the bandages on your hands!"
Hearing this, Lian Shi quickly covered his face with his hand again, only revealing his right eye, which had the colored contact lens removed.
"Is this really a good idea? My left hand is sealed with countless cursed blades, and they are writhing within my arm right now. If the seal is broken, everyone present will face inevitable death."
"Boom!"
Lian Shi got another bump on his head, and he obediently handed over the bandage.
Lian Shi forced himself not to cry, reached into the pile of hamburgers and took one out, then immediately his delusional teenage phase kicked in again.
"Ah! This burger with its unappetizing smell is a perfect match for a cursed person like me."
Then, suddenly, like a madman, he wolfed down the hamburger.
"Phew~ Sealing complete."
Li Qi glanced at the hamburger wrapper on the ground, then at Lian Shi, who still wore a proud expression.
"You drew the lowest grade of bread, so you get zero points."
"Hmph! How could someone like me, shrouded in darkness, possibly have good luck?"
Lian Shi carried his greatsword back to the crowd, but now everyone was certain that not all the hamburgers were the problem. A short-haired man wearing glasses immediately stepped forward, adjusting his glasses.
"The cunning frog keeps touching your stomach. The sooner you draw, the lower your chances of getting that devilish burger. I'm drawing!"
The bespectacled man pulled out a hamburger, examined it closely, then took a bite. Ink splattered all over his face.
"Candidate, Xian Yiji, drew the lowest-level hamburger, zero points!"
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