amaotonovel Chapter 138 You have too many chapters
Chapter 138 You have too many chapters
Soon, the group arrived at the edge of the primeval forest.
Lin Qiye turned off the engine and then said to everyone, "Alright, the forest is just ahead. The road is too narrow, so let's walk there."
Wang Teng pretended to be profound and said, "Captain, that shows your lack of knowledge. The narrow road you mentioned can become a main road if many people walk on it!"
Lin Qiye glared at Wang Teng, annoyed: "Do you want to hang some dew on the branches of the trees by the roadside or something?"
"Captain, you understand me best!"
Everyone: "..."
Lin Qiye ignored Wang Teng, that lazy bum, and instead looked at Baili Pangpang: "Pangpang, it's cold outside, let's get our equipment out first!"
With a few clangs, eight large bags appeared in the RV.
Wang Teng opened the package and his lips twitched: "Teryx ski suit, Oakley goggles, Dakine gloves, Burton ski boots, Fatty, you really are a rich man's foolish son, all you have left is money!"
Baili Pangpang scratched his head sheepishly: "Haha, in our team, my skills aren't great, so I have to do my best in logistics!"
Li Deyang took a step back and refused directly, saying, "I don't need something so high-class. My military overcoat is fine."
Seeing that Li Deyang absolutely refused, Wang Teng gave Lin Qiye a wink, and Lin Qiye picked up the pack and put it directly into Li Deyang's arms.
"Equipment is also part of this mission, veteran, that's an order!"
Li Deyang hesitated for a moment, then said, "Okay, I'll pay you back after the mission!"
Lin Qiye pointed to Baili Pangpang next to him: "No need, this fat guy has money to burn, he just likes to throw it around!"
Baili Pangpang said with a mournful expression, "Well, Captain, now you're talking bad about me without even hiding it from anyone!"
After putting on their gear, the group stepped out of the RV.
Upon seeing the snow on the ground, Baili Pangpang immediately started running around happily.
"Snow! It's snow! Qi Ye, Lao Wang, Cao Yuan... Look! It really is snow!"
Seeing Baili Pangpang's overwhelming excitement, Li Deyang took a step back and pointed to his head: "Is his head alright?"
"It's nothing. He's just the silly son of a landlord from the south. He's never seen snow in his life. It's a normal reaction!"
Before he could finish speaking, Baili Pangpang grabbed a handful of snow from the ground and started eating it.
"Wow, Douyin really didn't lie to me, it's so cool and refreshing, it makes my heart soar!"
Lin Qiye: "..."
Forget it, I'm tired. Let's just destroy it!
Baili Pangpang has completely ruined the reputation of the Zhetian Squad.
Lin Qiye stared at Baili Pangpang with a dark expression, then waved his hand, and the RV disappeared from the spot.
Li Deyang: "..."
Seeing that Li Deyang still looked unable to accept it, Wang Teng patted Li Deyang on the shoulder: "Old Li, this is just an ordinary spatial forbidden zone, don't be so suspicious!"
At this moment, Baili Pangpang sneezed two or three times in a row.
"It's so cold! The wind is so strong! Bro, help me!"
With a snap of Shen Qingzhu's fingers, the wind stopped abruptly.
Li Deyang's mouth, which was already open, opened even wider.
Nezha commented, "Hmm, it has that feel of the Wind-Fixing Pearl of the Immortal Du'e back then!"
The wind stopped, and a silly roe deer peeked out, ready to frolic, but when it saw the crowd, it immediately tensed up and ran away in fright.
thump~
The sound wasn't loud, but it created a legend. The silly roe deer panicked and ran straight into a tree, passing out.
Yang Jian chuckled softly: "Hehe, after thousands of years, this silly roe deer is still the same—both foolish and cowardly!"
Wang Teng, beaming, stepped forward and picked up the unconscious roe deer: "Alright, we'll treat you to something nice later~"
"Aww~~~"
As soon as the voice fell, a tiger with piercing eyes and a white forehead slowly walked out and headed towards the crowd.
Nezha's eyes lit up: "Great stuff! Roasted tiger meat, it's so delicious!"
Yang Jian then added, "It's getting a bit cold in winter, so I'll make my mom a tiger-skin vest. She won't be cold in winter then!"
Wang Teng also said excitedly, "This stuff is amazing! It's definitely a great tonic!"
Li Deyang suddenly blurted out, "Five years!"
Everyone: "???"
"The Siberian tiger is a nationally protected animal, punishable by up to five years in prison, or five to ten years for serious offenses!"
Wang Teng reached into his pocket, and a bright green spider instantly grew larger in the wind. With a flick of its silk, the tiger with piercing eyes and a white forehead fell to the ground.
Then the emerald green spider fled directly into the distance.
Wang Teng pointed in the direction the spider had disappeared: "Hmph, you little monster, how dare you harm a nationally protected animal! You deserve to die!"
As he spoke, Wang Teng waved his right hand, and a beam of dark light struck the spider. The light continued its trajectory, crashing into three trees before disappearing.
After being 'struck' by the dark light, the spider vanished on the spot.
Secretly, Wang Teng sent a message to the little spider that appeared in his space: "Well done, I'll give you a bonus tonight!"
From the moment the spider appeared and killed the white-browed tiger to its destruction by Wang Teng's palm, the time took no more than three seconds. Li Deyang looked at the tiger lying on the ground and fell silent.
"No, this..."
Wang Teng pretended to be serious and said, "You saw it too, the tiger was killed by that River Spider, and then I killed the 'spider' to avenge the tiger. I won't say any more, this tiger is physical evidence, I'm going to collect it and analyze it to see how this tiger attracted the mysterious and strange thing!"
Before anyone could react, Wang Teng put the tiger away.
Li Deyang's mouth gaped open slightly: "No, this is too much of a coincidence!"
"It's just such a coincidence, old man, you talk too much. Let me tell you, we saw what your daughter looks like yesterday. If you keep nagging like this, do you believe me? After your daughter turns eighteen, I'll have our captain dye that thing on his head green, and then he'll ride a ghost fire every day, with a tongue piercing, chasing after your daughter downstairs, calling you 'Dad,' and showering you with gold coins!"
Lin Qiye and Li Deyang: "..."
As the group was arguing, suddenly, a dark shadow emerged from the snow and charged straight at Baili Pangpang.
The shadowy figure was fast, but Wang Teng was even faster. He flashed to the side of the shadowy figure and then reached out to grab it in mid-air.
Upon closer inspection, everyone realized it was... a gigantic, blood-red ant!
Baili Pangpang, still shaken, said to Wang Teng, "Thank you, Lao Wang, you saved my life again!"
An Qingyu quickly said, "This ant is 2.2 meters long, weighs about 160 kilograms, and its measurements are..."