amaotonovel Chapter 155 Why are you sitting at the children's table?
Chapter 155 Why are you sitting at the children's table?
Wang Ma took out two headscarves, using one to disguise herself as a village woman, and handed the other to Zhang Ma.
"Fine, I'll go then. If I'm any later, there won't be any seats left."
"There's no need to dress like them. Just tie your headscarf on. We're all villagers, we don't care about their city ways."
Zhang Xinru angrily took it and, imitating Wang Ma, wrapped her hair up.
"Fine, since they're all begging me to go, I'll reluctantly go!"
Wang Ma's lips twitched; she was quite good at patting herself on the back.
Dr. Zhao was dumbfounded by their attire. "The headscarves you two are wearing... are so ugly."
After saying that, he was met with a mixed doubles beating.
"Can't you speak properly..."
"You're no better off..."
"Ah, I was wrong, I'm ugly, I'm ugly..."
The group attracted the attention of the villagers as they arrived, watching them while eating sunflower seeds.
The host rushed over and took Fu Xiaochen's hand, "Hello, hello, you must be the MC for the wedding, right?"
Fu Xiaochen: "..."
"You look quite professional, but you're too handsome. How could you dress yourself up so smartly? Aren't you trying to steal the groom's thunder?"
"Alright, alright, we've been waiting for you for so long. The bride will be coming back soon, so hurry up and get ready. Remember to cover your faces later."
As he spoke, he looked behind them, but there was nothing there.
"What? You came without any equipment!"
Fu Xiaochen coldly withdrew his hand. "I'm not a master of ceremonies."
Ye Jiajia explained, "Uncle, you've got it wrong. He's not the host. We came here with Grandma."
Zhang Xinru and Wang Ma chuckled quietly behind them.
Serves you right! You insisted on coming even when you weren't told to, and now you've been mistaken for the host! Looks like you haven't learned your lesson from being mistaken for an insurance salesman last time.
The host scratched his head awkwardly and looked at Dr. Zhao next to him.
"Then you must be the emcee, right? Remember to cover your face later."
Dr. Zhao: "..."
Do they look like emcees?
Zhang Xinru and Wang Ma laughed even louder.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
"Emma, how funny."
"A flurry of activity, and I ended up being mistaken for the emcee, hahaha..."
Fu Xiaochen glared at them with a sharp look, startling them so much that they quickly covered their mouths.
Dr. Zhao took out the prepared red envelope and handed it over.
"You've misunderstood. We're not the emcees. We're Grandma Ye's friends, here to...attend the banquet."
The host: "..."
Are these two boys crazy? They're just going to a banquet, why are they dressed up like emcees?
The guest was a guest, and the host smiled and reached out to take it.
"I'm sorry, I misunderstood. Please find a seat and don't be shy."
At this moment, the real master of ceremonies arrived late.
"I'm so sorry, I'm late. I guess the bride hasn't been brought back yet?"
The host rushed over to greet her, saying, "Oh dear, why are you only arriving now? You almost made a big mistake! Hurry up and get ready, the bride will be here soon."
The emcee walked over and saw his two colleagues. He paused, feeling somewhat displeased.
"What? I've never seen anyone hire three emcees for their wedding! What do you mean? Are you comparing prices from different companies?"
"Or are there three couples getting married in your family today?"
The other person is more handsome than me, and the suit he's wearing looks much more expensive. I hope I didn't make a wasted trip today.
Zhang Xinru and Wang Ma secretly looked for seats when no one was looking.
The host explained, "Don't be angry, don't be angry. They are not emcees. I only hired you. I definitely didn't compare prices from different companies. There is only one couple."
"They are just guests, here for the banquet."
The emcee was finally relieved. "There is no best, but within a hundred miles, I am the best host. You can all learn how I host from the audience!"
Fu Xiaochen: "..."
Dr. Zhao: "..."
Who are you insulting? Does wearing a suit automatically make you an emcee these days?
No wonder Zhang Ma and the others were dressed like that; they knew all along that no one would dress so formally, and they didn't even remind them before they arrived.
I should have changed into something normal before going out. This is the first time I've ever hated a suit so much.
Seeing that Fu Xiaochen's expression was getting worse and worse, Ye Jiajia hurriedly pulled him away and looked for a seat, but after searching around, she couldn't find an empty seat.
Grandma Ye was chatting with her neighbors and listening to gossip, so she didn't pay attention to them.
Zhang Xinru and Wang Ma waved quickly.
"Dr. Zhao, come quickly, there are still seats available here."
When the three of them arrived, they found that the table they were sitting at was full of children.
"..."
Dr. Zhao looked troubled: "Zhang Ma, why are you sitting at the table with the children?"
This is my first time attending a rural wedding, and it's so different from what I imagined!
Zhang Xinru and Wang Ma wiped the stools for Fu Xiaochen and the others.
"What's wrong with sitting at the kids' table? Go and see if you can find any empty seats! It's good enough if you can find a seat at all; it's better than squatting on the side of the road."
"You're not going to sit? Then go squat on the main road! It'll be less crowded if you're gone!"
Actually, there were other empty seats, but Wang Ma suggested that we sit at the same table with the child.
Otherwise, given Fu Xiaochen and his friends' behavior, they definitely wouldn't be able to compete with the village aunties, and these kids would have to suffer.
Dr. Zhao sat down next to the child somewhat awkwardly, trying to minimize her presence.
Fu Xiaochen found it even harder to accept; the environment was just too terrible.
This was completely different from the banquets and parties he had attended before.
The tables and chairs were all rusty, and there was only a disposable tablecloth on the table. The venue was also outdoors.
Ye Jiajia didn't think much of it. She pulled Fu Xiaochen to sit down next to her and waited for the banquet to begin.
Fu Xiaochen took off his coat and threw it directly to Zhang Ma.
Clearly, he hadn't forgotten being mistaken for the emcee.
Zhang Xinru angrily took off her coat and threw it on the stool to use as a cushion.
That damned bastard, couldn't he have just handed her the coat properly?! He deserved to be called the emcee.
Wang Ma kept pouring drinks, handing out melon seeds and candy to the children at the table.
"Children, eat more fruit candies to share in the joy."
"And drinks too, drink more. Do your family members usually not let you drink too many drinks? They're not around today, so you must drink your fill."
Hehe, once they're full, no one will fight them for food.
Even without Wang Ma saying anything, the children were already scrambling to drink beverages and eat candy.
At first, Dr. Zhao wondered why Wang Ma doted on these children so much.
After the banquet started, witnessing the fast, accurate, and ruthless speed of the other tables, I realized that this was Wang Ma's original plan.
I have some love for you, but not much.