Chapter 329 Living Zombies 6
Chapter 329 Living Zombies 6
A zombie and a psychopath were openly discussing murder behind them, and the driver in the front seat hesitated several times before nearly driving the car to the police station.
You guys are being way too arrogant!
When the car stopped in front of the research institute, he hesitated, his hands gripping the steering wheel. Maybe he should just drive to the law enforcement bureau instead.
Xi Cheng noticed his hesitation and patted him on the shoulder: "Don't be afraid, we are good people, we won't kill anyone randomly."
He rummaged through his small bag and pulled out a large pile of milk coupons.
This was a special supplement approved by the base for senior researchers, but Xi Cheng didn't like milk, so he always kept it in his bag. Now it just so happened that he needed it.
He stuffed all the milk coupons into the driver's arms and said with a smile, "Your baby is still small, so buy her more milk. She needs to grow up strong to survive in this world."
The driver, holding the milk coupons, remained silent for a moment.
"Also, Yi Yi might be a key step in ending the apocalypse." Xi Cheng patted the driver's shoulder with a smile: "If she accidentally dies, the apocalypse might never end."
"Driver, you don't want your family to live in fear in the future, do you?"
These words were like the last straw that broke the camel's back, causing the driver's straight back to bend instantly.
He slumped back in his chair, muttering, "I promise... I promise you, but you can't let me know that anyone in the base has died in the mouth of a zombie, and you can't catch any humans to feed her, or I will fight you to the death."
Xi Cheng said disdainfully, "Who wants Yi Yi to eat people? How are we supposed to kiss if she eats people?"
"what!"
He covered his head, shielding it from the blows, and awkwardly dodged in the cramped car: "Why did you hit me? I was just saying what I really felt."
The driver watched helplessly as Professor Xi, whom he had always perceived as cunning and treacherous, was kicked around like a drowning puppy, and for a moment he didn't know what to say.
You've only known someone for a few hours, and you're already thinking about kissing them?
Why can't humans satisfy your sexual desires?
You're a complete pervert!
While dodging, Xi Cheng shouted, "If you look at me like that again, give me back my milk coupons!"
You took his things, so why do you look at him like that?
The driver quickly stuffed the milk coupon into his pocket: "My shift is over, I'm off work, goodbye!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a hand gently patted his shoulder.
The zombie that had just been roaring and pounding on Xi Cheng was now gently patting his shoulder. The driver looked at Ling Yi's calm gray eyes, and his unease gradually dissipated.
He grinned and said, "You guys better keep it up. I want my kids to be able to go out and enjoy nature in the future. This damn world."
Ling Yi laboriously gave another thumbs-up, her face expressionless as she assured the driver.
Bao Jiayou, she must be trying to snatch Yan Leran's jade pendant and give humanity, with its strong scientific sense, a touch of fantastical shock.
"It's time to go home. Goodbye."
The driver's eyes welled up with tears, and he hurriedly pushed open the car door and drove away.
"Oh dear, you're so gentle with others, but you hit me all the time. It's so unfair."
The door slammed shut, and a sour voice sounded behind me.
Ling Yi turned around and delivered another merciless zombie punch to Xi Cheng's face.
You perverted bastard who dares to say anything! I just can't speak, I'm not deaf or blind. I don't want to live under the strange gaze of others in the future.
Xi Cheng called out twice more symbolically before taking out the love rope and tying Ling Yi's hands together.
When he reappeared in the research institute leading a zombie, everyone made way, but there was little fear.
Although most of the people in this research institute are physically weak, they have taken just as many zombie lives as they have.
Saying that zombies are finely chopped into minced meat is a bit perverted, but in order to study this mutated creature, they actually did put every slice of the zombie under a microscope for observation.
Having seen zombies disemboweled and torn to pieces, what's there to be afraid of when we see a living one?
Besides, isn't there still Xi Cheng, the violent professor who can take down a zombie head with a single punch?
The assistant who was helping Xi Cheng move the specimen jars came running over excitedly: "Professor, do you need my help? How should we dissect it this time?"
The way a local official conducts things determines the style of the people in that area. It has to be said that the people under Xi Cheng's command have become somewhat abnormal under his influence.
Ling Yi made two snapping noises in the air, as if she were biting Xi Cheng's neck.
Xi Cheng smiled and put his hand on his deputy's head, spinning him around like a top: "I don't need you this time. I remember there was a pool of test tubes that hadn't been washed when we left. Go wash them first."
The deputy was taken aback: "Me?"
Isn't this the intern's job?
"Who else could it be but you? You wasted my precious materials yesterday because you set the temperature wrong in your experiment. You even got to wash the test tubes for free." Xi Cheng smiled and gave him a light kick on the butt: "If you don't want to wash the test tubes, then come and help me cut organs."
"No, no, IVF is fine." The deputy shuddered involuntarily at the thought of those disgusting things.
Only a professor could handle those things with such ease and even laugh it off.
Can't compare, can't compare.
"Deputy Director Xu, what are you doing?" As he squatted by the pool, taking over the work from several interns, a girl wearing a mask looked at him with a smile: "Did Professor Xi punish you again?"
Xu Shuangwen looked at the little girl's smiling, crescent-shaped eyes and grinned without the slightest embarrassment: "That's right, otherwise I wouldn't be able to do this. I haven't finished my experiment yet."
Several interns who hadn't yet stepped onto the lab bench cheered enviously. The bright and generous girl smiled and shared some of her test tubes with Xu Shuangwen, teasing, "You know Professor Xi loves to play around, yet you always provoke him. You deserve to be washing test tubes!"
Her tone carried an inherent warmth that made people feel close to her without even realizing it, and even when teased by her, they couldn't feel the slightest bit of annoyance.
Xu Shuangwen was able to remain Xi Cheng's assistant for so long without becoming twisted, and he was also an optimist. When teased, he wasn't angry at all, but instead cheerfully said, "I don't know what I did to offend the professor. I offered to help him dissect zombies, but he didn't appreciate it!"
He shook his head and said, "There's really no boss more incomprehensible than a professor in this world."
His distressed expression made everyone laugh again.
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