amaotonovel Chapter 1047 I don't want to be this damn emperor for even a day longer.
Chapter 1047 I don't want to be this damn emperor for even a day longer.
Li Shanchang felt like she was turning into a bitter, resentful woman.
They both resented Yang the Madman for being so troublesome and coveted the good things he produced.
One moment they were thinking about how to get revenge on Yang Dianfeng, and the next they had to find a way to protect Yang Dianfeng's safety.
tangled.
Twist.
She's even more resentful than those sullen women in the common folk.
Li Shanchang smiled self-deprecatingly, then bowed to Emperor Zhu and asked, "May I ask Your Majesty, how long will it take for the Duke of E to arrive in Xinghua?"
Emperor Zhu waved his hand and said, "We don't know either. Those two bastards specifically wrote a letter saying that before those treacherous people jump out, Chang Heizi should hold back for the time being."
"Chang Heizi and the people from the Grand Commander's Office have now been dispatched to various garrisons near Yangzhou."
"We're just waiting for those two bastards to send word and start an uprising."
Li Shanchang stared blankly at Emperor Zhu.
No.
Such a big matter, and you, Emperor Zhu, just let your good eldest son and your good son-in-law make the decision?
Furthermore, their plan, to put it nicely, was to lure the enemy into a trap; to put it bluntly, it was to use themselves as bait.
If some official or gentry really makes a big fuss, your eldest son and your son-in-law will be in danger.
You, Emperor Zhu, aren't you worried about those two at all?
Emperor Zhu glanced at Li Shanchang and snorted coldly, "Why does Mr. Shanchang look at us like that? Do you think we're not worried about those two bastards?"
Li Shanchang quickly denied it: "I did not, I did not. Your Majesty cannot wrong me."
After a slight pause, Li Shanchang came up with another excuse: "I was just thinking about how big a commotion Xinghua will cause, and also about how to best handle the Zhang Liuliu matter."
Emperor Zhu snorted again and said, "We don't know how much trouble Xinghua will cause."
"As for Zhang Liuliu..."
"If we can't reward him with land, and the taxes and provisions have already been waived, then let's just reward him with some paper money, cloth, grain, tea, salt, wine, meat, and the like."
"In addition, let's issue another imperial edict."
“As long as Zhang Liuliu has not violated the laws of the Ming Dynasty, anyone who dares to harm Zhang Liuliu and his family will be killed.”
“Your cabinet should also draft an official document for us and issue it to all the prefectures and counties, so that those officials can go to the public notice hall to read it to the people and tell them that if they find that the officials are corrupt, pervert the law, or cruelly harm the people, they should tie them up and take them to the capital to appeal to the emperor. We will take care of them.”
"And the Censorate should also implement the 'four no's and two direct's approach more often in the future."
"..."
After seeing off Li Shanchang and Liu Bowen, Emperor Zhu went straight to Kunning Palace and began to complain to Empress Ma.
"Those two bastards are really going too far!"
"Especially your eldest son, look at the nonsense he's spouting!"
"What does it mean to pardon the people for rebelling because they can't survive?"
Suppressing a smile, Emperor Zhu said, "He hasn't even become emperor yet, and he's already planning to go against us?"
Seeing Emperor Zhu's disgusting appearance, Empress Ma didn't respond at all, but instead changed the subject: "Did you send someone to tell them to return to the capital before the Emperor's birthday?"
Emperor Zhu was slightly taken aback.
broken.
We fucking forgot!
Empress Ma gave a soft hum and said, "Don't forget, the Emperor's Birthday Festival is not just for celebrating your birthday."
"The matter of this court reform, as well as the tributes from the various vassal states, the signing of contracts, and the dispatch of laborers, all need to be addressed by the time of the Emperor's birthday celebration."
"The Crown Prince is not presiding over the reform of the court, and the Vice Minister of the Court of State Ceremonies has abandoned the envoys from various vassal states and gone to Xinghua County to offer himself as bait. How dare you laugh?"
Emperor Zhu immediately became obedient and gave a dejected "oh".
Damn it, those two bastards made me get a lecture from the girl again!
When they come back, we...we...
Emperor Zhu glanced at Empress Ma, then sighed helplessly.
What else can we do?
A bastard just got married.
Another scoundrel married our two daughters, and to make matters worse, our two daughters are so disloyal, their hearts and eyes are all on him.
Hey.
I'm getting old after all.
If it weren't for the fact that I still have to clear away all these demons and scoundrels for my Biao'er, I wouldn't want to be this damn emperor for even a day longer.
……
While Emperor Zhu was receiving training in the Kunning Palace, Yang Shaofeng and Zhu Biao were huddled together reading an urgent report from the Embroidered Uniform Guard.
Many local gentry in Zhili were preparing to start an uprising.
Many local gentry in the Jiangnan region, Fujian, Guangdong, Hubei and Hunan provinces, and Sichuan province were also preparing to start an uprising.
In many places, officials, from prefects to county magistrates and even yamen runners, became entangled with the local gentry who were preparing to rise up in rebellion.
There are also many other messy religious sects stirring up trouble.
There were even rumors circulating among the people that Emperor Zhu was originally from the Ming Cult, used the Ming Cult's power to conquer the country, and then suppressed the Ming Cult after he ascended the throne.
Even worse, some people spread rumors that Zhu Biao and his brothers Zhu Lao Er, Zhu Lao San, Zhu Lao Si, and Zhu Lao Wu were not Empress Ma's sons at all.
Dengzhou Medical College asked Dengzhou Polytechnic for help and they got a microscope. They discovered that there are many different kinds of cells in the blood, and Zhu Laowu plans to study it in more depth.
Sometimes Yang Shaofeng wanted to complain, always feeling that something was wrong with the urgent reports from the Embroidered Uniform Guard, as they were stuffing in all sorts of random and nonsensical information.
To be precise, the urgent reports from the Embroidered Uniform Guard had, to some extent, become a channel for handling court affairs.
It also indirectly became a tool for Old Deng to slack off.
Furthermore, I didn't copy anything from "The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber," so how did I create this rumor about the Ming Cult?
Or are all writers in the world the same?
Compared to Yang Shaofeng's urge to complain, Zhu Biao didn't sulk and curse this time; instead, he kept smiling.
However, Zhu Biao's smile was a little creepy.
According to female-oriented online literature, this is a typical case of "smiling without reaching the eyes."
They say I'm like a black sesame dumpling, but I just laugh it off.
If you ask me about anything else, I can tolerate it.
Even if you fabricate stories that my father was from the Ming Cult and then turned around and destroyed the Ming Cult after ascending the throne, I don't really care.
But you shouldn't have fabricated my background.
Zhu Biao reached out and poked the secret report on the table. After a cold laugh, he ordered Xia Yu, "Have someone send that rumor about my background and that of my second, third, fourth, and fifth brothers to them by fast horse."
"Also, send someone to find out the source of the rumors."
"To sow discord between heaven and earth is a crime of the ten heinous offenses of disrespect and treason."
“Exterminate their three clans.”
"Just like my brother-in-law said, you can shake an egg until the yolk is broken, split an earthworm vertically, and pour boiling water into an anthill."
"By the way, escort the main culprit back to the capital for me."
"I'd like to ask them, how come I'm not my mother's biological son!"
"..."