amaotonovel Chapter 170 Falling into the Outhouse (DO NOT DO NOT read this while eating)
Chapter 170 Falling into the Outhouse (DO NOT DO NOT read this while eating)
Su Niannian didn't want to tell anyone, fearing that the things on it would attract too much attention.
After all, besides the three turns and one ring, there's also a monetary gift and some other things.
Gu Nan's family has a bad social standing. If people find out that there are so many expensive items on this list, they might give someone a handle to use against them.
Although the villagers saw Gu Nan pulling the three-wheeled gong and the gong, it wasn't clear whether Gu Nan or Su Niannian bought it. It seems he's just trying to get away with it.
Therefore, Su Niannian instinctively wanted to refuse to read the contents of the gift list.
But before he could say no, he heard someone yell outside.
"Ah!"
This sound immediately attracted everyone's attention.
Su Niannian also took this opportunity to put away the betrothal gift list.
Let's just pretend this never happened.
Hearing the noise, the people inside went out to see what was going on.
Lights flickered near the outhouse at the educated youth settlement.
The lights from kerosene lamps and flashlights gathered there.
Su Niannian and Song Zhaodi exchanged a glance and decided to go out and take a look as well.
Gu's mother and Widow Wu also went over to take a look.
"My God, I just wanted to use the restroom, and there's a dead body in here?"
"dead?"
"Who died??"
"Yes, who died? Died in the latrine?"
"Quickly! Go and report to the village chief and the village party secretary."
It's noisy here.
However, some brave male villagers covered their noses, took flashlights, and went into the outhouse to take a look.
"It's Sun Zhiqing."
Which Sun educated youth?
"Which other educated youth could it be but Sun Siyuan?"
As he spoke, the man even extended two fingers to check if Sun Siyuan was still breathing.
"It's still breathing! Did it faint while taking a dump?"
"I'm covered in poop, what do I do now?"
"What can we do? Just pull him out!" someone shouted from outside.
"This is disgusting, how do you poop it out?"
That's true, but someone has fainted inside, so we can't just leave them there.
"Why are there candies outside..." Some sharp-eyed people had already spotted the candies by the outhouse door.
Sugar cubes are a good thing, but they're placed outside the latrine, and the wrappers don't look very appealing, so nobody wants to take them away to eat.
At this moment, two burly farmers, suppressing their nausea, grabbed Sun Siyuan's pants and feet and dragged him out.
Perhaps because of the large movement, Sun Siyuan woke up at this moment.
He felt waves of stench rushing into Sun Siyuan's nostrils.
Sun Siyuan fanned himself in front of his nose with his hand.
If there was no movement, it would have been fine, but as soon as he made a move, the fertilizer excreted by humans flew up in all directions with Sun Siyuan's movements.
People nearby quickly ran away, afraid of being affected.
Sun Siyuan also felt the unidentified object appearing on his face.
By the light of the villagers' kerosene lamps and flashlights, he saw what was on his hands and clothes.
He vomited instantly; the smell was so pungent that the scene became even more astonishing.
The villagers took several steps back.
Seriously, I came to see what was going on, but I never expected to see something like this.
Seriously, I almost threw up all the delicious food I ate at Gu Nan's place last night.
Some people found it disgusting and ran straight home.
Sun Siyuan vomited for a while, then looked at what was in his hand and vomited again.
Recalling what happened before he fainted, Sun Siyuan searched for Su Niannian in the crowd.
When Sun Siyuan saw Su Niannian, Su Niannian was standing in the crowd, smiling at Sun Siyuan.
Sun Siyuan now has an urge to pin Su Niannian down in the latrine.
But there are so many people around.
I feel nauseous, and my chest, back, and side waist are all aching.
Seriously, I'm incredibly unlucky.
At that moment, village chief Li Guofu and Party secretary Jiang Aiguo also arrived.
The people who went to them said that someone had died in the latrine at the educated youth settlement.
This is a big deal.
Many villagers came with the two men.
Most of them were men; the female villagers didn't dare to come and see if someone had died.
The male villagers had no choice but to come and help.
When the group arrived in a grand procession, they witnessed this disgusting scene.
"what happened?"
"Who died?"
"What's wrong with him this time?"
Everyone was utterly shocked by what they saw, but surely the village chief and secretary would at least ask what had happened.
Then someone recounted everything that had just happened.
The two listened without uttering a sound.
"So Aunt Gu and the others came to deliver the gift list and wedding dress to Xiao Su, the educated youth, and then someone found Sun Zhiqing in the toilet, thinking that Sun Zhiqing had died in the outhouse, but then they found that she had just fainted, right?"
"Yes, that's right."
"Ugh. It stinks!"
"Yes, it's disgusting!"
A villager standing nearby covered his nose and said with a look of disgust.
Although it was disgusting, the village chief and Secretary Jiang breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing that no one had died.
Falling into the latrine isn't a big deal, as long as no one dies, it's fine.
If a young intellectual from the educated youth movement were to die in Kaoshan Village, it would be really difficult to explain to the higher-ups.
No one died, which is a relief.
At this moment, village chief Li Guofu covered his nose and asked Sun Siyuan, who was sitting at the door, what was going on.
"What are you doing? How could a grown man fall into the latrine?"
Sun Siyuan felt like vomiting as soon as he opened his mouth and couldn't say a word.
He said he wanted to wash up first.
But as soon as he stood up, several parts of his body ached, and he couldn't help but grimace.
But... when he grinned like that, the organic secretions falling from his face slid into his mouth.
"Ugh!" Sun Siyuan vomited again.
The people around them instinctively took a few steps back.
I really want to go home.
Li Guofu wanted to go home more.
Upon hearing about the banquet at Gu Nan's house, Li Guofu regretted not taking his whole family there.
It's one thing to not get such a great deal myself.
Why do we still have to stand here and look at such disgusting things?
"Do you want to go wash in the river?" Jiang Aiguo looked at Li Guofu with surprise as soon as he said this.
"Then this river is ruined!" a villager who was watching the commotion interjected.
Everyone said they didn't want Sun Siyuan to wash himself in the river.
There was no other way. So, the only thing to do was fetch water for Sun Siyuan to wash up.
You can't just bury the person to eliminate the stench.
Sun Siyuan was completely speechless, vomiting as if he was about to throw up his stomach.
The kind villagers quickly brought water.
Sun Siyuan forced himself to go to the shower room at the educated youth settlement, but was promptly refused.
“Difficult…” Could it be that he should take a bath in public? Sun Siyuan hadn’t even finished speaking when he was stopped by a feeling of disgust.
The villagers gestured to Sun Siyuan to just stand in the field and rinse it off.