amaotonovel Chapter 144: The 4th Prince's Unlucky Diary 2
Chapter 144: The 4th Prince's Unlucky Diary 2
But he didn't expect that in a crowded place, someone would suddenly run up to him and play a very loud blast, and then the person pointed at him and shouted, "Can you please pay attention in public!"
After saying that, he ran out and the guards didn't even catch the corner of his clothes.
The Fourth Prince was so angry that his face turned red and his whole body was shaking. What made him even more embarrassed was that a voice in the crowd shouted, "That person turned out to be the Fourth Prince!"
The gossip spread like wildfire.
Of course, the main reason why it spread was that the sound was too loud and smelled like rotten eggs, which shocked people.
The Third Prince, Mo Linfeng and Mo Linming, who were watching in the dark, all raised their lips and rewarded the subordinate who was good at ventriloquism with a month's silver and the person who brought the rotten eggs with a tael of silver.
The Fourth Prince was certain that he was being targeted, so he became more cautious and surrounded himself with eight guards to protect him.
But he didn't expect that the three guards behind him would suddenly ask: "Who touched me?"
When he turned around, he saw that the three guards' pants were covered with a layer of yellow substance (slightly thin yellow soil).
Then I heard someone shouting in the distance, "Is the Fourth Prince's guard going to poop?"
There is a kind of shame called being embarrassed together with your subordinates.
He could no longer bear it and went to the Jinwu Palace.
The Grand General of the Jinwu Guards (Uncle) personally received him. After paying his respects, he pretended to be ignorant and asked, "Fourth Prince, is there anything I need from you?"
The Fourth Prince suppressed his anger and said, "I've seen rumors and gossip spreading everywhere in the capital. There are also quite a few hit-and-run cases.
Therefore, I have come to remind the General of the Jinwu Guard to use the might of thunder and lightning to put an end to the chaos and maintain the peace of the capital."
The Jinwu Guard's general was quite surprised. "The patrolling Jinwu Guards didn't inform me of this matter. Could the Fourth Prince please clarify? Where should I focus my investigation?"
The Fourth Prince gritted his teeth secretly, but being wrongly accused of venting his anger in public was too embarrassing, and the incident of being splashed with water might involve the Minister of Rites.
He could only tell the story of the cart that was hit by the swill truck, the driver of the swill truck who escaped, and the false rumors about him that were spread in the capital.
"General of the Jinwu Guard, I've encountered this situation twice in one day. I'm afraid someone is deliberately disrupting the security of the capital, so I came here to tell you."
The General of the Jinwu Guard actually admired the Fourth Prince very much. He could endure such things, and the Fourth Prince's words were always for the benefit of the people in the capital, as if he had no selfish motives.
It’s a pity that he went astray and the Fourth Prince has long lost the qualification to compete for the throne.
"Thank you for your reminder, Fourth Prince. I will send someone to investigate immediately. Did you see the person driving the swill cart?"
The Fourth Prince choked. He and his guards were so busy avoiding the slop that they had no time to even think of looking at the driver's appearance.
So he replied: "It happened suddenly, and people ran too fast, so they didn't make it in time."
The Grand General of the Jinwu Guard nodded, called his deputy general in in front of the Fourth Prince, and gave him instructions on this matter.
The Fourth Prince nodded with satisfaction, exchanged a few words, and turned to leave.
The deputy general exchanged a glance with the Jinwu Guards' general. The deputy general quickly and quietly caught up with the Fourth Prince and said in a low voice, "Fourth Prince, I heard about this matter and thought I should remind you that there are not many people in the capital who can outrun your guards."
The fourth prince thanked him, with a hint of coldness in his deep eyes.
Ever since the incident of sending out the blueprints, the fact that Mo Linming was the leader of the Thieves' Sect became an unspoken secret among all officials.
The thieves had stopped stealing money from ordinary people long before Mo Linming was born. They only stole ill-gotten gains, and donated 50% of the stolen money to the national treasury, 30% to poor people, and kept the remaining 20% for themselves.
Moreover, he does things cleanly and has never been caught. Even if someone exposes him, the possibility of him being convicted is very small.
So at the deputy general's reminder, the fourth prince immediately decided to retaliate!
He also ordered people to drive the泔水车 (swill cart) towards Mo Linming's carriage.
But he ignored the fact that his men could not outrun Mo Linming.
His men were caught after being chased by Mo Linming for two streets and were sent to Jinwu Mansion.
The General of the Jinwu Guards smiled with an ambiguous tone. Now, has the culprit who drove the泔水车 been found?
After the Fourth Prince lost a great general, he could only swallow his anger.
Unlike his other brothers, he did not have the support of his mother's clan. His mother's clan could only give him a small amount of money, which was useless in terms of power.
He had cultivated all his people with great effort, and he would be heartbroken if one of them was missing.
But he didn't expect that something even worse was waiting for him.
The alleys late at night are the best time and place to put on the sack.
The thieves covered their faces and quietly approached the Fourth Prince, then quickly put sacks on all the guards around him.
The Fourth Prince immediately became alert, and the result of his alertness was that he was also put in a sack.
Mo Linming successfully persuaded his second brother to make black sesame dumplings. He didn't use smelly juice, but shit.
So the door thieves were also disgusted. Everyone prepared a wooden stick and hit the people in the sacks, thereby prolonging the time for them to break free from the sacks.
When one of them was about to break free, they ran with the sticks and finally threw the sticks into the koi pond in the Fourth Prince's mansion.
The Fourth Prince was furious, but he had to bathe and change his clothes first.
Then he walked towards the yard where Shen Shuangyue lived again and was splashed with spices again.
This is what Mo Linming thought. The Fourth Prince can touch shit because Shuangyue will not touch him.
But it must be fragrant to avoid polluting Frost Moon's nose.
Therefore, Shen Shuangyue used the smell of spices on his body as an excuse to angrily scold him for not observing male ethics and whipped him.
This day also became the most unforgettable day for the Fourth Prince.
Over the next few days, his life became relatively peaceful. At most, he was occasionally given a laxative and searched for a toilet. The toilet floor he found was extremely slippery...
It is said that a gentleman's revenge is never too late, even after ten years. The Fourth Prince seemed to have accepted his fate and did not resist at all.
But he rarely went to the courtyard where Shen Shuangyue lived. Even if he went there, he would take a secret passage to reduce the risk of being followed.
The actions of the Third Prince, Mo Linfeng and Mo Linming were also discovered by the Fifth Prince and the Sixth Prince.
The abstinent Fifth Prince picked up the teacup with a smile. He knew that Shuangyue was blessed with good fortune and would be fine.
The domineering Fifth Prince smiled wickedly and happily, looking at his brother and asked, "Brother, you don't seem surprised."
"Do you think I'm you?" The abstinent Fifth Prince raised his eyes calmly: "Am I someone who would force my father to cut his wrists?"
The domineering fifth prince understood everything in an instant. With a smile in his eyes, he suddenly wanted to tease his brother.
He smiled wickedly and said in a bubbly voice, "Damn it! Brother, how come you are so (zhen fourth tone, me short) smart! You've successfully caught my attention."
The combination of the Northeastern dialect and the power of the domineering CEO's words made the abstinent Fifth Prince's heart stagnate for a moment, and then he said, "I will go to Li Village this time. I am smarter than you and have a better chance of escaping my fate."
The smile on the domineering Fifth Prince's face froze, and he clenched his fists, thinking that his brother always locked him up, so this time he would lock his brother up for once!
But he didn't know that the abstinent fifth prince planned to volunteer to go to Lijia Village tomorrow.
Since you can't change what happened, just face it sooner!